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EMS: SCREWING UP NATURAL SELECTION ONE DRUNK AT A TIME

[milclark]

[oknope]

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END

[vinebest]

this is the most classic vine ever

[searchingdistantmemories-deacti]

I seriously fucking cant

[dailyparksnrec-blog]

“Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

[sarcasticalliespeaking]

save drunk girls

[boomraptured]

#Hartford #emslife #funny #emsfun #EMT #ct

[boomraptured]

Good reminder at work #EMT #emsfun #emslife #funny

[boomraptured]

Third party at dinner last night...waiting patiently #cats #funny #dinner #thor

[boomraptured]

There's so much room for activities #funny #ems #emsfun #emslife #EMT #transferlife #transfers

[boomraptured]

New favorite chips...every flavor is awesome!! #potatochips #deepriversnacks #yum #delish #zestyjalapeno

[boomraptured]

This shit made me snort #football #Giants #ny #newyork #funny #happygilmore #jpp #adamsandler #fireworks

[boomraptured]

You merely adopted not giving a fuck...I was born in...molded by it... #bane #batman #thedarkknight #funny #nofuckstogive

[boomraptured]

Haven't heard this song in forever!! #emsfun #goofballs #emslife #asscapade #EMT #roadtrip #

[boomraptured]

Dance like nobody's watching #roadtrip #EMT #asscapade #emslife #goofballs #emsfun #

[boomraptured]

THERES EMERGENCY!!! #emsfun #goofballs #emslife #asscapade #EMT #roadtrip #

[pugking-deactivated20130901]

[youthxst-deactivated20151202]

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

[icy-brunette]

so much swag in 3 people

[saddnsassyy]

your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

[iguanamouth]

[queerestpeterquill-deactivated2]

THIS PERSON IS SO UNDERCOOKED WE CAN INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER AGAIN

[takenlifes]

purrbunny

[purrbunny-deactivated20220623]

omfg YES♡♡♡♡

[boomraptured]

My workout buddies today!! 2.5 miles running while they tried to keep up on their rollerblades...oh ya and we played basketball too #hellowater #byebyesugar #37aintold #newroutine #running #workout #transformers #kids #beautifulday #goofballs