This is the good life.

Thirty. Boone Harper. Tennessee born & bred. Owner of Boot Country Shoe Shop, Nashville.

[booneharper]

TEXTS || BOONE & AUDRA

Audra: An actress. She's at the con and I fully intend to find her at the after party. But, yeah, nerds, hot actresses, and me.

Boone: Sounds a bit too fancy. And you must stand out real bad, kiddo.

[booneharper]

TEXTS || BOONE & AUDRA

Audra: I was too busy having several heart eyes over Alycia Debnam-Carey, my b. Comic Con is excellent.

Boone: Who the hell is that? Isn't it full of nerds and you?

[booneharper]

TEXTS || BOONE & AUDRA

Audra: Oh, well, I'm in Cali right now fucking around at Comic Con before work shit on Monday.

Boone: WELL DAMN! And you didn't think to tell me that! When did I lose you, huh?

[booneharper]

TEXTS || BOONE & AUDRA

Audra: You made me do it. But, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's goin' on?

Boone: You have your own free will. And nothing really. Just wondered where you'd been!

[booneharper]

TEXTS || BOONE & AUDRA

Audra: You're dating my mom now? I refuse to ever call you daddy, just setting that straight now.

Boone: Please never say that EVER again. And I was kidding but it did get your attention.

[booneharper]

TEXTS || BOONE & AUDRA

Audra: I've had better offers. Sorry bout it, buddy.

Boone: I asked your mom out for dinner.

[booneharper]

TEXTS || BOONE & AUDRA

Boone: Why you gone AWOL on me, lil lady? You refusing to appreciate my company?

[olliemollysdad-deactivated20160]

“Molly Dolly, we can’t climb on the wall.” He told his daughter as she began to climb on the bricks. “Come on. Lets go get a treat. You have been such a good girl all day.” He told her taking his daughters hand and beginning to walk down the street. He grabbed her quickly as someone on a bike went by almost knocking them over. “Hey watch out!” He called to the person as they sped away.

[booneharper]

Boone was just wandering along minding his own business like he did most days. He was usually pretty tuned in to the environment around him so when he heard a shout and heard the swift sound of peddles he understood quickly what had happened. “Learn to cycle idiot!” He yelled in retaliation too before moving toward the man. “She okay? That guy needed a stick chucked in his spokes or somethin’.”

[peytonsokolowski-blog]

“Whoa, buddy, hold up. We can’t just go running out into traffic because of a Pikachu,” Peyton called out, sprinting forward to nab her son before he got too far, wincing when she bumped into the person walking near her as she pulled him back. “Yikes, sorry man, like. You know, Pokemon Go problems, am I right?”

[booneharper]

“Whoa hey lil dude!” Boone said quickly, realising what had occurred around him when someone bumped in to him. He turned to the woman after he’d given the boy a glance and offered her a smile. “No problem at all. An’ is that the app that all the kids are gettin’? Drivin’ people crazy I hear. Includin’ your lil fella.”

[gunnar-nixon-deactivated2016080]

“Well, for his sake, that would have been a blessing… But I think I would’ve found it even funnier.”

[booneharper]

“Sure it would have been hilarious but the pain! God the pain!”

[harleykincaid-deactivated202109]

“Hey, are you here? I brought some food and hm… whatever dessert this is that was on sale. It might be because it’s going to be past date tomorrow, but I figured it’s safe enough if we eat it all tonight. 

[booneharper]

“Damn right I am, especially if there’s dessert and food. This is why you’re one of my favourites but heck I’d eat that food even if it was a few days out. It won’t last long though. I’ve only eaten like three meals today.”

[mistryethan]

“So I’m thinking like, shitty pickup line bingo. They only count if you hear it yourself, not from someone telling you about the ones they heard, and ‘how you doin’ is the middle free space cause dear god if it isn’t done to death”

[booneharper]

“But I didn’t put my attractive allure pants on today so I ain’t got no chance of winning.”

[scarlettwoodsen-deactivated2017]

Scarlett turned sheepishly at the sound of approaching footsteps, trying desperately to swallow the sweet pastry she’d shoved in her mouth only seconds before. Rookie mistake. 

[booneharper]

“Well either that was real tasty or you don’t want someone to know you’re stealin’ their food.” Boone laughed as he stopped next to her and crossed his arms. 

[gunnar-nixon-deactivated2016080]

“I shit you not, he sat there with an apple up his butt and tried to tell me he fell on a fruit basket while vacuuming. Naked. An apple. I mean, bananas we’ve seen, but apples?”

[booneharper]

“At least it wasn’t a pineapple.” 

[deactivated-blog]

“No, but you can give me an approximate timeline. I guess it’s been along time since you’ve had any. Unless you’re a virgin? You aren’t, are you?” She asked a little worried before she smiled at him when he complimented her face. “How nice of you. That was smooth.”

[booneharper]

“You want me to tell you so you can laugh at me, right? An’ no I ain’t a virgin. I did jus’ tell you I’ve got myself a little girl.” Boone chuckled and pushed his hand up through the back of his hair. “Well sometimes I’m smooth. Most of the time I’m as unsmooth as crunchy peanut butter.”

[owenrx]

“I warned you I didn’t have any AC in the house, so you can’t actually complain.”

[booneharper]

“Why do you hate me? I swear you do this on purpose.”

[daisy-harrison-blog]

Oh well now that’s just sad.. I’m sure you’re very good at.. something!

[booneharper]

I’m real good at changing the channel on my tv. That counts I’m sure.