The Noobs blag.

Random reblogs and porn for the most part. Maybe something I create if I get around to it. 35m.

[assignedmale]

Praxis

[arturia-giallo]

❤️ by Hinaki [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[gaytanic-panic]

artist: @slopsludge

[florencemachines]

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia (FotR trivia) (ttt trivia)

bonus

[bangarangjames]

[webs-nets-peril2]

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife

by

Andrey Surnov: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/XnzByL

[blackdreamzworld7]

[hentaisamurai]

[hentaisamurai]

[hentaisamurai]

[catasters]

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

Discussions of trans women in sports often focus on elite/professional sports which honestly I find it hard to care about but the more common scenario of “we’re going to legally ban a high school girl from playing sports with her friends because she’s trans” is just profoundly evil

[zzzucker]

i remember when utah's (republican) governor ended up vetoing a law banning transgender students from playing high school sports when he looked at the numbers, and there were only four trans students in the state playing sports at all. he released a clumsily worded but surprisingly compassionate statement about the decision.

I must admit, I am not an expert on transgenderism. I struggle to understand so much of it, and the science is conflicting. When in doubt, however, I always try to err on the side of kindness, mercy, and compassion. I also try to get proximate, and I am learning so much from our transgender community. They are great kids who face enormous struggles. Here are the numbers that have most impacted my decision: 75,000, 4, 1, 86 and 56. 75,000 high school kids participating in high school sports in Utah. 4 transgender kids playing high school sports in Utah. 1 transgender student playing girls sports. 86% of trans youth reporting suicidality. 56% of trans youth having attempted suicide. Four kids and only one of them playing girls sports. That’s what all of this is about. Four kids who aren’t dominating or winning trophies or taking scholarships. Four kids who are just trying to find some friends and feel like they are a part of something. Four kids trying to get through each day. Rarely has so much fear and anger been directed at so few. I don’t understand what they are going through or why they feel the way they do. But I want them to live.

of course, it didn't amount to much. they overrode his veto. it's just so cartoonishly evil. an entire state's political body so desperate to terrorize this one little trans girl.

[feefal]

Copper evolution line! Your daily blend of educational and fictional art content

[tofffffu]

20260114

[doc-art]

cobbled together a ref of a monster lady of mine from 2024's kinktober stuff

love me a shapeshifter

[beardedmrbean]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Behold! The printing titty!

[sunder-the-gold]

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

[ahallister]

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

[muckmagister]

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

[obliviasart]

*chef's kiss* but also oh god her poor back

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[mlembug]

"the average income in <X> is <Y> of <currency>" cool, what's the median

[unyielding-pussy]

Average isn't useful here. however, after a little bit of research, apparently the median income in the US is $24,327, which means the reality is actually much worse than this meme makes it seem. yay!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[wirelessmousegirl]

According to time magazine, median annual rent is $13,896, which means rent alone is 57% Of the median annual income, awesome!

[steamandcream]

centaur taking their human(oid) partner out for a 'ride' except the saddle has a thick dildo or two affixed to it, grinning mischievously while they listen to them pant and moan as they mount the toys and settle in. Once they're stuffed full, they head off on a lovely jaunt through the woods, the partner gasping and squirming the whole way, the centaur purposefully picking up a feverishly bouncy trot now and then, hopping over fallen logs and enjoying the yelps and squeals that follow.

[steamandcream]

Centaur deciding they might as well run into town for a few things. No matter if their rider has to work terribly hard the whole time not to moan or make a face while they take a leisurely stroll through the market, picking out fruit and vegetables and baked goods and definitely not taking their sweet time so their partner spends even long stuck and stuffed full. Poor rider having to choke down gasps when someone strikes up a conversation, feigning feeling a little under the weather when they point out their flushed face and labored breathing. Centaur casually shifting from hoof to hoof to jostle them on purpose.