[circusheart]

sometimes men are obsessed with other men not because theyre secretly gay but because theyre so misogynistic that they literally dont view women as people worthy of any degree of attention or value

[doggosource]

[adulthoodisokay]

absolute unit

[incredibly-cold]

[cmonangel]

i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or

[wrender]

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[farmlesbians]

[woman-respecter]

[idiona]

[mandaloriangf]

when we have to be stuck in quarantine for another three months because people has to go protest for their right to die in mcdonalds

[hotboyproblems]

how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis

[sadobama]

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[autoimmuneamy]

“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

[luckytwodollarbill-deactivated2]

this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset

[elaxisfae]

Alsooo may I add: “do you want advice or do you just want to vent?” Is also good to add because often unsoliticited advice can further hurt someone who really just wanted a listening ear.

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[dankmemeuniversity]