The Bright Sessions

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
NASA

shark vs the universe

izzy's playlists!
Color Me Curious
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome

bliss lane

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@booty-smoothie
what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like
brad: hey hon, whats for dinner
susan: vegetable soup
brad:
susan: what
brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup
susan: im fucking your brother
this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community
What Wanda said when she saw Thanos
Silky: I know America will love me
America:
Just read it.
no one:
str8 women playing lesbians:
mood
Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)
A mutant: sure what’s it called?
Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
Mutant: w
Mutant: why’s it called that
like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”
…
this is an exceptionally valid point.
this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life
okay what the hell
I’m AGBN (Assigned Gay By Netflix)
[stares at the Queer Eye recommendation in my Netflix] yeah ok
plato: (throws the Iliad onto your face) Achilles bottomed, u dumb bitch
plato: (throws the Iliad onto your face) Achilles bottomed, u dumb bitch