#BOOTY4EVER

punk rock & weed 2018

[theweirdwideweb]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol

[ghost-cassette]

Assigned Cop at Birth

[twitblr]

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[powderedwhiteviolets]

@alpha-team-deploy

[painted-bees]

The concept of relative color can be infuriating.

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!

[warm-tea-and-apple-pie]

The whole concept of "late-bloomers" is just another semingly cute name for the the belief that people have expiring dates and only youth is worth it and I wholeheartedly abhorre it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[whitepeopletwitter]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

[squidwardhentaicles]

I got this joke instantly, whore.

[popegoodvibes-returns]

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

[c3rvida3]

I fully understand that it's considered rude to sanitize your hands after shaking hands with a group of people, and I just want everyone to know: I'm not doing it because I think you're disgusting and I want to get your internet stank off of me; I'm doing it because I know the statistics about cis men washing their hands.

[c3rvida3]

I'm a strong, capable adult. If I wanted to touch fifty dicks in a single afternoon, I'd do it myself. I don't need your hand outs.

[labelleizzy]

holy shit does this one land differently in the 2020 coronavirus pandemic hellscape

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

twitter was fucking brutal today

[2460onetruepairing]

I’m just imagining Edward trying to read Bella’s thought and hearing the dial-up noise.

[therighteousdude]

[bisexuanal]

Yelling someone posted this on twitter with a “my friend sent me this”

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[dankmemeuniversity]

[firekill1015]

[agentkgent]

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen