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ilovedirt

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

fairycosmos

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

kosmogrl

glowingghosty

@trans-seraphim

lokh1

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

kurulover

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

kurulover

whydidisavethistomyphone

mikkeneko

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow

guineapiggies

Via cid_dwyer

so-much-for-subtlety

supergameboytwo

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

Official silly sign

i feel like this is more funny

butch-tradwife

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026