Rachael.

Licensed Bootyologist.

[vivillainous]

will never forget the “shadowheart is only popular with straight men” discourse because to this day i wonder what that even means. have you seen the shadowheart tag over here?? she’s for the wlw

look at her with those big puppy eyes and tell me that lesbians around the world aren’t losing their shit

you can’t!

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[champagnearab]

So much to say but I prefer to be quiet.

[greeniery]

no longer asking what’s wrong with me i don’t believe i care to know

[sailermoon]

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

[sailermoon]

[catchymemes]

[besthanddealt]

Tineco Floor ONE S3 Cordless Hardwood Wet/Dry Vacuum

[kimmingtonjames]

Oh my god THANK you

[alexaloraetheris]

Once again:

[striders]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[huffylemon]

[marcchurch]

[neil-gaiman]

As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

[tau1tvec]

Well ???

[gender-luster]

this pos motherfucker

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[whitepeopletwitter]

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[thillius]

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

[neoncitybaby-deactivated2020041]

[colourofthekites]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[veralena-deactivated20240731]

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl