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[jessebloom]

i do have to hand it to him

[dudelookitsalesbian]

"The Temptations of Saint Anthony" by Robert Auer (1917)

[fipindustries]

you gotta love how whoever painted this clearly was into it. ive seen other depictions of temptation and they are always debauched and demonic and sinister but the painter was like "im going to make it look actually fun for real!"

[transgirl-link]

"whoever painted this" gamer his name is right there

[mountainsboyhowdy]

they were too distracted by the titties to read

[sidekick-remade]

listen

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 10th of may, 2018.

[powerfulwizard]

[randomfandomteacher]

Well, they were right, I never would have guessed that

[theluttleprince]

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, Hansol “Vernon” Chwe, from Earth-150526

[griancraft]

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

[bird-cannibalism]

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

[rougey]

"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

[daggersdawn]

wonder why it’s called that

[lrgcarter]

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

[littlefridayhoney]

seventeen + make up a guy (maknae line ver.) 

[samdyke]

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[julykings]

steadily recognizing that i’m allowed to exist in public spaces and not feel embarrassed about it… can you believe i used to feel weird about/too inadequate to sit on a bench in a public space. it’s ok. you’re allowed to be. just be. just sit on a bench. it’s ok

[what-even-is-thiss]

The trick to getting to this point is to just think of yourself as an extra in a movie.

I used to be so self conscious about existing in public but I’ve slowly realized that if I just saw some random fat guy in the background of a movie I probably wouldn’t even think about him.

This is why I’ve come to describing myself as just some guy. I’m just some guy! Nobody gets mad at just some guy for reading a nutrition label in the grocery store. He’s just some dude. He’s a part of The Public. The Masses. The Customers. That’s what this place was made for!

[allthingshyper]

Oh good I’m going to get a good grade in Being a NPC, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[that-fuckin-guy-deactivated2023]

[calendar-puppee-deactivated2018]

this unsettles me in ways I cannot understand

[notvoid]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

[blabla3419]

Y’all I totally forgot this is a real thing red pandas do when they feel threatened

[memeteenquotes]

mingyu: i accidentally wore my contacts to bed. sometimes i think i’m stupid

seungkwan: don’t worry. i do that all the time

mingyu: wear your contacts to bed?

seungkwan: no. think you’re stupid