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wordfather

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

wordfather

me when i fucking GET you

wordfather

#cute

cerceos-deactivated20160308

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

playwrongs

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

exmoth

THOG MOBILE

imnotokaythanks

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

thediscossessed

Everyone say thank you black women

noireservoir

THANK YOU BLACK WOMEN

creatingblackcharacters

LOUDER!!

beanswithbones

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#idk man it was a soup so let’s just say beans

joycomplexx

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.