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Wraith: What's wrong with you?

Mirage: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Mirage: i hate when people ask if im a top or bottom, it’s not a political party, i’m independent

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Valkyrie: Can we go to a haunted house? Loba: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Valkyrie: Wh-what? Loba: Goodnight, Valkyrie.

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Mirage: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Crypto: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Crypto: Would you like me to tutor you? Rampart: That was smooth.

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Bangalore: So… what’s goin’ on? Loba: You want the long version or the short version? Bangalore, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? Loba: Shit’s fucked. Bangalore: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Wattson: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. Caustic: What baby? Wattson, crying a bit: Me.

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Mad Maggie: What do you do for a living? Revenant: I exist against my will.

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Pathfinder: I love you. Mirage: Me too.

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Valkyrie: Just wondering, did you get any sleep? Loba: Did I get any… leap? Valkyrie: What…?

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Alter: I know what you're up to. Conduit: Really? Because I barely know.

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Rampart: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl…. Crypto: …. Valkyrie: ….. Octane: …… Pathfinder: ..Who? Rampart: That's the thing we don't- Everyone stares at Pathfinder

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Fuse: Witt, how do you feel about lifting heavy things? Mirage: My doctor just said I should avoid— Fuse: Being a wuss? I agree.

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Wattson: It's not our fault! Wraith : Yeah, but… Come on, the least we can do it talk to them. Wattson: No, the least we could do is nothing!

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Octane: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Lifeline: You mean you stabbed them? Octane: They ran into my knife.

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Revenant: Get on my level! Valkyrie: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

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Caustic : Wattson just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then she reached down and untied my shoe.

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Crypto: You disgust me. Caustic : eating a kitkat sideways I realize this and don’t care.

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