Why would I want my brain to turn off?

Flo, Aquarius, 23. Your regular antichrist worshipping millenial.

[bitchh]

2hr make out session ft inappropriate touching would be great right now.

[officialcrow]

2hrs what the fuck yall out here filibustering the pussy

[memesandlaughs]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gordon Ramsay ate my ass then said it was underseasoned and a fucking disgrace.

[peelingmandarins]

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

[bordeauxheart]

i really hate this life

[sunlightsneeze]

where my early 20s gays at and why do we all feel like we’re dying

[pussysestra]

everything *turns out bad* me:

[slimetony]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Me

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

[webdump]

[gaypussyretard]

Wait, so what's the deal with white girls fucking dogs? Is that a real thing? Where did this unholy memery come from?

it’s just their culture

[lolcowboy]

Please do not appropriate it

[rabdoidal]

i just saw someone completely seriously, without a hint of irony, refer to it as “Q-slur Eye” and my intestines started melting like so many Salvador Dalí clocks

[elisamaza]

[relatablemagic]

[n-yks]

*When the femme top, proves to be more aggressive than anticipated*

[teenagedirtstache]

[lovingrot]

if u think im cute u legally have to tell me

[transiting]

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’, it is ‘I’ll be fine, or even better off, if they don’t’.