Warhead on Legs

Does it seem like the moon's gettin' closer? And glowing red, as if the whole thing were burning up? ⊰ 17/DemiF/♐/Pan/☽☉☾ ⊱ ⊀ ♥ | ♦ | ♣ | ♠ ⊁ I reblog lots of Homestuck, various anime, SPN, Sherlock, Steven Universe, Game of Thrones, and Rooster Teeth, along with some random other stuff. There will be some NSFW. BLAH BLAH MAIN PROTAGONIST BULLSHIT

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[spicymayonegg]

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

[wolves-witches-writers]

Free Tarot Readings (Please Reblog)

Hello! My name is Riel, and I’m new to cartomancy. I’ve spent some time getting to know my deck and reading for myself and those around me, and I think it’s time for me to branch out! 

Thus, I am offering free 1-5 card readings! Interested? Click here (or check /readings if that’s easier on mobile) to find out how to get a free reading!

I’m so looking forward to branching out with my cartomancy skills! Can’t wait to start reading for you all!

[wolves-witches-writers]

Readings are open!

[wolves-witches-writers]

Free Tarot Readings (Please Reblog)

Hello! My name is Riel, and I’m new to cartomancy. I’ve spent some time getting to know my deck and reading for myself and those around me, and I think it’s time for me to branch out! 

Thus, I am offering free 1-5 card readings! Interested? Click here (or check /readings if that’s easier on mobile) to find out how to get a free reading!

I’m so looking forward to branching out with my cartomancy skills! Can’t wait to start reading for you all!

[wolves-witches-writers]

Readings are open!

[ha-hahaha-ha-tower-knight]

Visit Original Link

Here’s an interesting Mix of Gandraydas theme coupled with an instrumental version of Britney spears ‘Toxic’

[virtual-frenzied-discourse]

One of my favourite things about Pokemon Go in NYC is the fact that the pokestop picture for Trump Tower very clearly says “DUMP TOWER” and no one has made any attempt to change it in 2 years

[luluvanhoagland]

Big Boober Post #3

BOOBER BUTTONS NOW AVAILABLE

GIVEAWAY

ETSY / ART PAGE

[breefolk-hates-staff]

These are so cute, and also definitely relatable.

[straighthater]

children ages 3-5 are truly something else im a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out “have you ever killed someone? and are the bodies in the walls?”

[heartshapedglassesandbubblegums]

A: You seem a little off, what’s wrong?

B: Yeah, it’s just- I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

[cashiercomplaints]

[tasteslikefood]

[localstarboy]

Being drunk vs Being high

[will-x-vi]

Me internally vs me externally.

[livinghopelessly-deactivated201]

lmao

[goldnpoc]

What you wanna do when you go out vs you can’t because you shy as fuck

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

@collinhoskins

[tinybed]

im high

[tinybed]

???????????????

[snoopingasusualisee]

“what is the point of a cicada?”

[ubercharge]

there are a lot of confusing things on the internet but by far the MOST confusing and convoluted would have to be pokemon shipping names

[ubercharge]

why couldn’t y’all use portmanteaus like every other fanbase

[joey-wheeler-official]

EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THAT LAST ONE?!?

[vote-for-eggman]

These are like codes you need to decipher.

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[bobdylanhater1965]

Someone ask me what this guys fursona is

[bobdylanhater1965]

[psyce]

hey do you guys want to know what we watched in english class today? what our fucking teacher projected on the screen for the whole class to watch? do you know?

[wolves-witches-writers]

Writing Prompt #1

Next time you get Chinese takeout, use the fortune from your fortune cookie as your prompt.

Here’s one I’ve used:

“There is no fear for the one whose thought is not confused.”