DID I RUIN YOUR LIFE ???
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DID I RUIN YOUR LIFE ???
im behind on s4 so i’m waiting to be active until i finish it all up but i dont plan on leaving villanelle uwu
✣ magaprima·:
“The name is more interesting, yes,” Lilith agreed, not bothering to hide the fact that a Russian girl named Villanelle was a decided improvement on some generic sounding girl named Natalie studying sociology, or whatever it was that she claimed to be working on. For the most part, Lilith had already forgotten, boredom and disinterest serving to…blur the details.
“But I have to admit that what I find more intriguing…is your use of the word ‘famously’“ She continued, “What, precisely, is it that…makes Villanelle so famous?”
Villanelle sat straight, her hands FOLDING TOGETHER to rest on the table. “ Fame could mean anything. If you could be famous, would you ??? ” She was sure that her ANSWERING A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION was something that would not go unnoticed. She could hope, though. She didn’t see the point of trying to LIE ABOUT IT. She was much too perceptive for Villanelle to continue down THAT PATH AGAIN.
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✣ deliciouslyfilthytm·:
“A very sneaky one,” Blaine instantly replied before pouring himself more of the wine she’d brought. “You bring in top shelf, get me tipsy and start asking questions…” And yes, it might have worked at first, but they were seemingly innocent questions to begin with. Leaning forward, eyes narrowed as he spoke, “What are you really after?”
Villanelle curled her lip AND SHRUGGED IN RESPONSE. Finding someone loose lipped around her targets was simply part of the gig. But he was PRETTY SUSPICOUS, so she was already veering away from her course. “ Can a girl be a CURIOUS TOURIST ??? ”
Villanelle 🔪
✣ velvetipped·:
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻, @boredanelle· !
“ They say that ya’ one of the best. “ And Bridgette Watson wants to hire NOTHING but the best, even when it comes to ending lives. “ Vindictive, vicious … unrelenting. “ She lists off the words that have been used to describe VILLANELLE, tone slow and low as she does so. “ A real viper. “ She says it with a certain intrigue. “ An’ that’s exactly what I’m lookin’ for t’ do this job for me. There’s this … vermin - this rat that I’ve had a lot of bad blood with. I’ll pay ya good money if y’ do a little extermination. I’d kill him myself but that seems too obvious. I wanna get him when he least expects it an’ who better to surprise him than a beautiful woman like y’self? “
Villanelle’s lips were QUICK TO CURL INTO A SMILE at the compliments. She did pride herself on being the VERY BEST that was on the market, and it brought her great joy to know others introduced her as such. She gave a nod, leaning back as her hand moved to cup her chin as she GAVE IT THOUGHT. She wouldn’t need MUCH OF THAT, flattery was a sure way to get Villanelle’s attention. “ Sounds like a very solid idea. Can I tell you something ??? ”
✣ @herhaunt·
she’d give almost anything to be boring , to not have her name dragged through the tabloids every time public interest flies towards anything unsolved , or any time her brother chooses to release another book . the vultures have picked apart the rotting carcass so many times that she knows there’s nothing left to be devoured , that she’s become nothing more than the leftover bones . the greatest blessing is that she’s learnt how to disappear , that she knows how to stay away from wandering eyes and avoid anything that feels like it would drag her back home .
she hides out inside old clothes , buries herself inside oversized jumpers and wonders how easy it would be to disappear . it’s strange to think that fading away has become her dream . ❝ 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 . 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 , 𝚒'𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚜 . ❞
Villanelle’s eyes SQUINTED AT THE GIRL as though the mere look of her could give the assassin an inkling as to why someone would WANT to blend in that way. Weren’t NORMAL PEOPLE always dying to be something special ??? Whether it be in hobbies or in fame or fortune ??? Never had the blonde met someone who was PERFECTLY HAPPY blending in.
“ Why do you feel that way ??? ” Usually she didn’t care to involve herself in people’s business. It just WASN’T ENTERTAINING AT ALL. A waste of time, really. But this unusual desire actually caught her attention.
@deliciouslyfilthytm ✣ liked
“ What kind of NOSEY PERSON do you think I am ??? ” She was definitely being nosey.
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Villanelle took a SPECIAL INTEREST in the return of the supposedly lost Amy Dunne even from afar. So being unfortunately sent to America became a little sweeter when she realized that she would FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE to speak with the famed America’s Sweetheart. She had an ENTIRE PLAN to ask her questions after revealing herself in a proper, dramatic way but she was caught MUCH SOONER than she wanted. It could’ve been a coincidence or Amy was much more perceptive than Villanelle had given her credit for. “ Oh, I’m sorry I’m just a big fan. ”
starter call?
DID I RUIN YOUR LIFE ???
𝑰 𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 . ( sentence starters originating from season two of syfy’s ‘ wynonna earp ’ . adjust pronouns as necessary , heavy warning for mature themes ! )
❛ you truly are a monster . ❜ ❛ now , don’t get all emotional on me . ❜ ❛ you have amazing taste in underwear . ❜ ❛ my poor , brave baby . ❜ ❛ when did you become such a prude ? ❜ ❛ it’s called being a gentleman . ❜ ❛ how are you holding up ? ❜ ❛ i’ll have you know i’m kind of a big deal around here . ❜ ❛ you’re gonna need me . ❜ ❛ aw , you did math . ❜ ❛ i need you to be okay . ❜ ❛ you couldn’t stop me if you tried . ❜ ❛ better nut up and decide who you can trust . ❜ ❛ if you want me to trust you , you’re gonna have to tell me the plan . ❜ ❛ you stay put , okay ? ❜ ❛ there is a possibility i am now hallucinating . ❜ ❛ it’s my turn , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ who are you ? you know what , i don’t care . we’ve gotta go . ❜ ❛ somebody has to pay , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you could come in … i’m gonna take a shower . ❜ ❛ they should be scared of me . ❜ ❛ remember who the real enemy is . ❜ ❛ this is the worst . ❜ ❛ i love watching you work . ❜ ❛ please don’t shut me out . ❜ ❛ i’m sitting right here , there’s no need to holler . ❜ ❛ what do you even do around here , [ name ] ? ❜ ❛ [ name ] , anything to say for yourself ? ❜ ❛ i’m such an asshole , i don’t know why i brought that up . ❜ ❛ what’s in it for you ? ❜ ❛ how are you doing ? still having fun ? ❜ ❛ so many jokes , i can’t even choose . ❜ ❛ THIS is your breaking point ? ❜ ❛ this might be a shitshow , but it’s OUR shitshow . ❜ ❛ sometimes , it’s good to say goodbye . ❜ ❛ we never lied to each other , you’re free to kiss whoever you like . ❜ ❛ how do you do that ? turn your feelings on and off like a fucking robot ? ❜ ❛ let’s get you somewhere safe . ❜ ❛ i feel like i might’ve lost the plot a bit . ❜ ❛ all i dream of is not having to run anymore . ❜ ❛ i don’t wanna die . ❜ ❛ this is what i bring to the team . ❜ ❛ i don’t know if i should be frightened or jealous . ❜ ❛ you wore suede ? what is it , your first day ? ❜ ❛ to add insult to injury , you’re stuck with me . ❜ ❛ i don’t like being blackmailed . ❜ ❛ i’m tired of running and hiding … and then running again . ❜ ❛ we’re buying better bourbon . case closed . ❜ ❛ [ name ] was never anything but proud of you . ❜ ❛ oh , i like when you’re scary . ❜ ❛ are you still mad at me ? ❜ ❛ as long as you want me , i will be by your side . ❜ ❛ the best sex is make - up sex , right ? ❜ ❛ give me a whiskey ! ❜ ❛ maybe i am getting soft , huh ? ❜ ❛ [ name ] , i have this gut feeling that something is coming , and it’s bad . ❜ ❛ i can get you whatever you need except time . ❜ ❛ i thought this time would be different . ❜ ❛ even fury road has pit stops . ❜ ❛ i didn’t know if it was your thing . ❜ ❛ baby , that’s everybody’s thing . ❜ ❛ you guys need to get some more hands , so that your hands can stay right here on me . ❜ ❛ every time i close my eyes , it’s the same nightmare . ❜ ❛ are you going to be this much fun all day ? ❜ ❛ i was such an idiot . ❜ ❛ clock is ticking , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ how are you settling in ? ❜ ❛ how long are you around ? ❜ ❛ what am i , human tinder ? ❜ ❛ listen , i love that you’ve got your own thing going on here , but don’t get distracted . ❜ ❛ you have my undivided attention . ❜ ❛ two shots of tequila is not ‘abstaining’ , it’s called being professional . ❜ ❛ nice try , but snitches get stitches . ❜ ❛ i was just thinking about you . ❜ ❛ some things never change , huh ? ❜ ❛ hey , watch your perfectly glossed mouth . ❜ ❛ i’m glad you’re putting yourself out there . ❜ ❛ why is everyone so obsessed with my fun levels ? ❜ ❛ yeah , it’s great . i could just scream ! ❜ ❛ not bailing on me , are you ? ❜ ❛ do you wanna get out of here ? ❜ ❛ you’re drunk and you’re talking too much . ❜ ❛ shady and suspicious , therefore gettin’ more delicious . ❜ ❛ you’ve come so far . ❜ ❛ when you stop dating psychos , THEN you can give me relationship advice . ❜ ❛ let him go , it’s not worth it . ❜ ❛ if that’s broken , you’ll pay for it . ❜ ❛ don’t tell me how to do my job . ❜ ❛ oh , you have not seen harassment . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , keep your head in the game . ❜ ❛ have you noticed any changes in [ name ] lately ? ❜ ❛ you know what ? forget it . ❜ ❛ i heard everything . ❜ ❛ you’ll be broken enough for her in no time . ❜ ❛ you look like you had some fun . ❜ ❛ you are UNDERESTIMATING the day i’ve had . ❜ ❛ are we too late ? are you okay ? ❜ ❛ i had him right where i wanted him . ❜ ❛ this has to end . please . ❜ ❛ brave but stupid , i’ll take it . ❜ ❛ okay , yeah , now i’m sure i hit myself in the head . ❜ ❛ i hate you , [ name ] . i hate you . ❜ ❛ you think i’m stupid ? ❜ ❛ why didn’t you tell me any of this before ? ❜ ❛ i’m stubborn , i always take the hard way . ❜ ❛ i wasn’t expecting company . ❜ ❛ okay , we’ve really gotta come up with a secret handshake . ❜ ❛ should … should we have a safe word ? ❜ ❛ this was not the plan , it’s too dangerous . ❜ ❛ stop it . all you do is play games . i don’t like your games . ❜ ❛ i’m trying to rescue you , let’s go . ❜ ❛ doesn’t anybody have any faith in me ? ❜ ❛ how do you know you weren’t followed ? ❜ ❛ i think you should get out of here . ❜ ❛ i’m not a bad person . ❜ ❛ i’m not a bad person , and if you know what’s good for you , you’ll stop treating me like one . ❜ ❛ the power of suggestion is a formidable thing . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , i know what i saw . ❜ ❛ i told you to wait . ❜ ❛ bad news , they ran out of pumpkin spice . ❜ ❛ i thought tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue was a cool party trick . ❜ ❛ you’re not ready . you’ll never be ready . ❜ ❛ you’ll never be locked up again . ❜ ❛ whatever you did , i want to help . ❜ ❛ i’m exhausted . ❜ ❛ i’m not having any fun . ❜ ❛ what are we going to do with you ? ❜ ❛ i salted the rim , i’m not a savage . ❜ ❛ are you feeling alright ? ❜ ❛ you don’t wanna go in there , trust me . ❜ ❛ tell me why i shouldn’t kill you right here , right now . ❜ ❛ you’re really mean when you drink before noon . and you drink before noon too often . ❜ ❛ well frankly , [ name ] , the situation is balls . ❜ ❛ horrible deeds have been committed here . ❜ ❛ have you done bad things ? ❜ ❛ let’s get you straight home to bed . ❜ ❛ … i said i was sorry . ❜ ❛ i’ll be anything you want me to be . ❜ ❛ i might’ve caused some trouble . ❜ ❛ you’ve got dark corners that you haven’t explored yet . ❜ ❛ i’m not enough to save you , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ okay , are we having a moment ? ❜ ❛ there’s only one way to make it stop and you know what it is , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ history books will have no mention of our names or our deeds . ❜ ❛ i know you need space and i really tried to stay away , but i got worried . ❜ ❛ i’ve got you now , okay ? i swear i’ve got you . ❜ ❛ you’ve made an enemy this friday . ❜ ❛ [ name ] would never say something like that . ❜ ❛ i’d say ‘make your peace’ , but i hope you never find any . ❜ ❛ i would shoot anybody for you . ❜ ❛ i knew you’d rescue me . ❜ ❛ i have enough friends . ❜ ❛ you know , i’m here for you . now and forever . ❜ ❛ we’re all on the same team , now , right ? ❜ ❛ you can’t just ‘nope’ this away ! ‘nope’ is not a viable plan . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , take a day off . ❜ ❛ if it sounds like a hippie hemorrhoid cream , i don’t want it in my cup . ❜ ❛ you practice those googly eyes in the mirror , or just … natural talent ? ❜ ❛ how did you get in here ? ❜ ❛ stop pushing me . and while you’re at it , stop judging me . ❜ ❛ i remember every second i was with you . every touch , every kiss … ❜ ❛ did i just pass out ? ❜ ❛ i think we’ve been asleep for a long - ass time . ❜ ❛ time is running out . ❜ ❛ you haven’t been paying attention . ❜ ❛ goodie , i love conditions . they really turn my crank . ❜ ❛ you’re amazing . ❜ ❛ you do not want to cross that line . ❜ ❛ everybody keeps talking to me like i’m an idiot . ❜ ❛ i know what i want . ❜ ❛ you shot me , you bitch ! ❜ ❛ i have something to tell you , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you don’t have to be like this , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you know we’re gonna have to talk about this eventually , right ? ❜ ❛ room down there for one more ? ❜ ❛ i’m not saying it’s gonna be okay . i’m just saying … i’m here . ❜ ❛ i am all in . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , thank god you’re here . ❜ ❛ it’s for your protection . ❜ ❛ if you have nothing to hide , what’s the problem ? ❜ ❛ sorry , i don’t have time to play nice anymore . ❜ ❛ usually she’s a fun bitch , not a bitch bitch . ❜ ❛ wake up . [ name ] , wake up . ❜ ❛ evil sniffs out evil . ❜ ❛ you’re very nice , thank you for that . ❜ ❛ i wonder how many generations have surveyed this land . ❜ ❛ i think it’s starting to settle in . ❜ ❛ don’t shoot , i’m just the messenger . ❜ ❛ it was a long time ago . ❜ ❛ you are kicking ass at not helping right now , you know ? ❜ ❛ we should talk . ❜ ❛ you are such an asshole . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , hey . i need a favor . ❜ ❛ i told you not to make this weird . ❜ ❛ i hate doing everything sober . ❜ ❛ pace yourself , there’s SO much more to judge . ❜ ❛ you don’t become [ name ] by confronting problems head - on . ❜ ❛ just shut your mouth . ❜ ❛ okay , yeah , i guess i deserved that . ❜ ❛ see ? this is what you get when you’re friends with a nark . ❜ ❛ step out of my way . ❜ ❛ are we having a good time ? ❜ ❛ okay , let me do the talking . ❜ ❛ justice delayed is still justice served . ❜ ❛ you are so pretty and i like you so much ! ❜ ❛ you’re drunk ! and in trouble . ❜ ❛ this whole ‘lone wolf’ thing you’ve got going on isn’t gonna cut it . ❜ ❛ don’t even think about it . ❜ ❛ did you mean any of those things you said ? ❜ ❛ you’re lucky nobody saw that . ❜ ❛ why don’t you distract me ? ❜ ❛ this is only gonna get worse if you don’t decide to help me . ❜ ❛ you really don’t care about any of this , do you ? ❜ ❛ i’ll be gone long before then . ❜ ❛ so this is where it all began … ❜ ❛ it’s hard not to feel like an outsider , even for me . ❜ ❛ i remember what it feels like to be new . ❜ ❛ hey , don’t do anything stupid , okay ? ❜ ❛ shut the hell up . ❜ ❛ at this point , i’m no longer afraid of the consequences . ❜ ❛ how did you come by it ? the wound ? ❜ ❛ you’re lying . ❜ ❛ you have to do something for me . ❜ ❛ why wouldn’t you tell me ? ❜ ❛ i don’t need you to make decisions for me . ❜ ❛ don’t follow me . ❜ ❛ why did you bring me here ? ❜ ❛ i deserve to be saved . i do . ❜ ❛ try to remember who you were . ❜ ❛ trust me , we’ll meet again . ❜ ❛ i promise i will never hurt you . ❜ ❛ come back to me . ❜ ❛ i don’t want to hurt you . ❜ ❛ eyes on the prize . ❜ ❛ surely you’ll want to hear my offer . ❜ ❛ sorry i was a no - show . ❜ ❛ aren’t you gonna say goodnight ? ❜ ❛ i’m too hangry to have this conversation . ❜ ❛ it’s okay , it’s better that i know the truth . ❜ ❛ am i the biggest cliche ever ? ❜ ❛ i know what you’re going through . ❜ ❛ you’re so lovely . ❜ ❛ you know what i’d never do ? tell you what to think or feel . ❜ ❛ i never drink alone . it’s sad and depressing . ❜ ❛ i would do anything to get out of here for just one night . ❜ ❛ say something … preferably encouraging . ❜ ❛ is this your thing ? cute but annoying ? ❜ ❛ i can’t protect you if i’m dead . ❜ ❛ i think i need to leave . ❜ ❛ you can’t run away from this . ❜ ❛ you repeat this convo , you die . ❜ ❛ don’t lie to me , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you and me , we’re good people . ❜ ❛ hey , listen . i’m gonna get you out of here , okay ? ❜ ❛ sometimes i think you really must hate me . ❜ ❛ what are you so afraid of ? ❜ ❛ i always knew you’d be the death of me , anyway . ❜ ❛ there’s nothing you could’ve done . ❜ ❛ this can’t be happening . ❜ ❛ i just really thought i was doing the right thing . ❜ ❛ i lied to you , and i shouldn’t have . ❜ ❛ i have never loved anyone the way that i love you . ❜ ❛ can we all just act like we’re winning for once ? ❜ ❛ i wasn’t expecting you to be cool about it , but the pouting is getting old . ❜ ❛ am i the only one who didn’t know ? ❜ ❛ i appreciate everything you’ve done . ❜ ❛ what are the chances you’ll sit this one out ? ❜ ❛ [ name ]’s never gonna forgive me . ❜ ❛ you would have done the same thing . ❜ ❛ don’t go . ❜ ❛ i learned my lesson . ❜ ❛ i should have trusted you . ❜ ❛ i thought it was your fault . ❜ ❛ i plan to exploit you . ❜ ❛ just so everyone’s clear , i’m my own damn weapon . ❜ ❛ sorry i’m late , i kinda died . ❜ ❛ mercy comes in many forms . ❜ ❛ i will kill us both before i let you walk in service to the devil . ❜ ❛ if i die , they can’t use me . ❜ ❛ i am so very tired , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ see you on the other side . ❜ ❛ i care more about this than anything else in the world . ❜ ❛ you are … extraordinary . ❜ ❛ i’m with you , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ are you okay ? ❜ ❛ would you have done any different ? ❜ ❛ i would have done everything different . ❜
✣ magaprima·:
“I doubt you’ve ever met anyone of my calibre” Lilith replied pointedly, voice filled with a deadpan honesty rather than humour. To say she was unique and that there was unlikely to be anyone of a…comparable level to Lilith was not an egocentric opinion; it was the truth. Lilith wouldn’t deny that there were impressive women in the world, even mortal ones, but to say they were of Lilith’s calibre would be….erroneous.
“Thank you,” Lilith gave a small nod in acceptance of the compliments. At least the girl was honest…..well, when she wasn’t pretending to be a sociology student anyway.
“And he was,” She added, “More than I realised” Lilith’s eyes glazed over a little as painful memories came to the fore of her mind. With a blink, she forced them aside and returned her attention to the girl, “So, I presume ‘Natalie’ isn’t your actual name?”
Villanelle shrugged her shoulders. There was a chance that she WAS TELLING THE TRUTH, but that chance was rather slim. She had met a wide variety of people during her time as an assassin, but she GENEROUSLY OPTED to avoid a dick measuring contest on the matter.
Besides, there was much else to discuss with such an attractive woman.
Her head shook back and forth, “ No, ” she answered plainly as she leaned back in her SHITTY CHAIR. “ “ I go by Villanelle most famously. Is a Russian girl with that name more interesting to you, Lilith ??? ”
maybe im planning on bringing back my girl
✣ jesstanleys·:
EXT. THE OUTSTRETCHED HAND OF FORKS, A THREAT HELD CAPTIVE IN ALL THESE STILTED PROMISES — THE SUN SHINES ON A STRANGER ( AND JESSICA'S LONELINESS ESCAPES FOR A BEAT ).
JESSICA [ with a laugh that is all summer rain ]: who says we haven't lost our minds? come on — small town like this? i bet there's something totally strange going on ( … ) KIDDING. forks wouldn't ever be that cool. JESSICA: what was your home like?
“ Not as dreary. ” Of course London DID HAVE ITS TIMES where it was cold and wet, but Forks was another matter ALTOGETHER. She idly wondered to herself how she would have turned out if she had grown up someplace as MISERABLE AS THIS. “ If you all up and went bananas, I would not blame a single one of you. ”