tumblr access, at last!

[quixoticprince]

Based on that one tumblr heritage post (below) Out of context this is like impossible to explain to someone that doesn't know tf2 lore. Tom Jones is there

[boredomgod]

According to my younger sibling, who is gender fluid, I'm eerily good at detecting what gender they are. Also, I think the first person to see this is a man, but in the non-binary way, lmao. The rest are girlipops in some degree.

[boredomgod]

You know, I may be alone. But I can always trust myself to be good company.

[boredomgod]

Nah, you suck man. I'm outta here.

[boredomgod]

Oh, you dick-

[boredomgod]

You know, I may be alone. But I can always trust myself to be good company.

[boredomgod]

Nah, you suck man. I'm outta here.

[boredomgod]

You know, I may be alone. But I can always trust myself to be good company.

[boredomgod]

I'm just gonna go on a little tangent here, don't mind me.

The cruelest thing God has ever done to me was make it so I was pre-destined to have orange-vanilla Coke Cola be my favorite drink... but then have it be a limited summertime thing! Like, what the shit!? You give me a taste of summer I can tolerate, something heavenly... and you forbid me from ever drinking that sweet nectar again!? And nowadays, the limited edition colas kinda suck. The flavours are so vague! It's like "oh, here's our new flavour, it's called hope:)))".... I DON'T WANT HOPE! I WOULD GLADLY DRINK PURE CONCENTRATED DESPAIR JUST TO GET A DROP OF THAT ORANGE-VANILLA COLA! I'm an addict! I want it back, even if it's only during the summer, that's better than drinking cola flavoured with abstract concepts! Please, you're clearly running out of ideas for what else cola can be, bring back an older one!

[boredomgod]

Hey guys, want to hear a funny quote from my autism evaluation report?

It was, and I quote “[My Name] was casually dressed in dark clothing” Not just dressed in dark clothing, no no no...CASUALLY. Was there a non-casual way for me to do it? Why was that brought up on my report about my autism? I’m losing my mind over this, what they mean-

[boredomgod]

WHOOOOOOOOOOO, I GOT MY FUCKING TUMBLR ACCOUNT PASSWORD BACK, WHOOOOOO!

[boredomgod]

So, this family tree my younger sibling was forced to work on is based on the following circumstances: Wrightworth, Klapollo, and Franmaya are canon All the emotionally adopted kids Wright and Edgeworth sort of accumulated over the years are actually legally adopted.

Some family of the kids are included, but not a whole lot because my younger sibling flat out refused to do that. If you have any complaints about this, feel free to update it until it’s a tangled mess of branches and no one knows who is what anymore. This was Hell for my younger sibling. Thankfully, I’ll be handling any further questions involving this tree which I like to dub “Probably Why Capcom won’t make Wrightworth canon(mostly)”

[boredomgod]

spock for sure! vulcans are like 3x the strength of humans and he’s canonically trained in tons of martial arts. i <3 heavy but spock would drag him

Thanks for the opinion! We'll take that into consideration.

[boredomgod]

Who would win in a fight

This is a dumb as shit argument I had with my sibling, but who would win in a fight? In one corner, is Spock from Star Trek! In the other corner, is Heavy from Team Fortress Two! The rules stated are that it has to be natural strength, no weapons or nerve pinches enabled, just a fist to fist brawl. Please we need an answer.

[boredomgod]

The tea and coffee debate continues onward. Tea drinkers refusing the drink bean juice and coffee drinkers refusing to leaf juice. I just laugh from above as I drink Teaffee, the fusion of what happens when you allow bean juice and leaf juice to flow as one. I watch the carnage with humor, wondering when they will ever realize the pointlessness of their debate and see that they are not enemies, and are both united by being strangely obsessed with one drink.

[cicadas-deactivated20231107]

Did you mean Cofftea? The beverage that is created when one forgets to take their old k-cup pod out of the machine before making a cup of what I foolishly assume will be tea? Yes. We are a unique breed. My mother drank only tea, my father only coffee. And here I am today: the abomination nobody asked for

[boredomgod]

I’ll be honest, Cofftea is a better name than what I came up with while high on the euphoria of discovering a way to blend two drinks I rather enjoy, much to the horror of my younger sibling. I’m going to remember to use that now.

[boredomgod]

The tea and coffee debate continues onward. Tea drinkers refusing the drink bean juice and coffee drinkers refusing to leaf juice. I just laugh from above as I drink Teaffee, the fusion of what happens when you allow bean juice and leaf juice to flow as one. I watch the carnage with humor, wondering when they will ever realize the pointlessness of their debate and see that they are not enemies, and are both united by being strangely obsessed with one drink.

[boredomgod]

I know it’s not valentines day nor spring but I feel like it should be said that those little conversation hearts with words like ‘be mine’ or ‘luv u’ are disgusting and you can fight me on that

[boredomgod]

How exactly do curses in which you can only speak the truth work? Because from what I know it just means that the person who’s cursed is incapable of lying. Though when it’s portrayed, the person under the spell can;t control whether or not they answer a question either. Someone will ask a question and sometimes they spout the answer without giving their mouth permission to, not speaking isn’t lying, they can just stay quiet, if you don’t talk you can’t lie! And if your under a truth spell that doesn’t mean you HAVE to answer the question asked, it’s speak the truth not answer all questions truthfully, if someone asks you a vital question while your cursed then you can just say “I would prefer not to answer that, thank you” and you wouldn’t be LYING you just wouldn’t be giving them a direct answer!!

[boredomgod]

EVERYTHING can be box if you think about it hard enough.

[boredomgod]

The Doodle Bops was a collective fever dream and you can’t convince me otherwise.