My Weird Mind's Baby

Do I know anything about interacting with humans? Hell no. Guess that's enough to live on this website.

[slytherin-headcanons]

At least I think I’m funny

[bob-belcher]

I was today years old when I realised this

[shitthehousessay]

Are you a firework, cause you’re really fucking loud and annoying

Slytherin to Gryffindor

[fanonical]

breaking news: harry potter has quit his job as an auror!

stating that ‘i have no idea why i thought that was a good idea, holy shit’, potter has since relocated to diagon alley and reopened florean fortescue’s ice cream parlour. in a comment, potter said ‘yeah. yeah, this seems more like it’ and added ‘i mean, he gave me ice cream that one time. loved that guy.’

[bisexualshakespeare]

All Pottermore stories and other HP related extra-canon are hereby replaced with this text post

[boredoutofthefreakingmind-blog]

And Ron is the cashier in a funny pink apron

[bruisedcloud]

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: Please god, send me someone to make out with.

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: I'm too young to die!

Slytherin: And too old to eat off the kids' menu!

Slytherin: What a stupid age I am!

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: *crying their eyes out*

Hufflepuff: Are you okay?

Slytherin: *wiping away their tears and pretending like they weren't just crying* Yeah bro I'm fuckin' flexin'

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: There are only two moods

Slytherin: “I want kiss” and “I want to dead”

[denise-rose]

lost

[aestheticalspace]

[boredoutofthefreakingmind-blog]

<3

[boredoutofthefreakingmind-blog]

I have this problem, that I really like a certain style of clothes and I would love to wear them, but I’m afraid that I’ll look like I’m trying too hard. It’s like, when I’m home I dress however I want and nobody cares but at school... And I like how I look at home, I use a bit of eyeliner, do my brows, put a denim skirt on, or ripped mom jeans and fishnets underneath and a black oversized t-shit and everything is alright, but at school I’m suddenly afraid that I’m too fat for this look, or that I look too... idk, emo or whatever, so to school I always wear some old clothes and then I look terrible. SO WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR

[fanonical]

harry potter conspiracy theory: dumbledore faked his death and went to live on the moon, which is coincidentally where the Veil comes out, so him and sirius are just chilling up there and passive-aggressively sniping at each other

[boredoutofthefreakingmind-blog]

No. He’s on pigfarts

[hitchell-mope]

Weasley family: we’ve only known harry for four and a half minutes but if anything happened to him we’d kill everyone in this train station and then ourselves

[boredoutofthefreakingmind-blog]

harry:  i’ve only known them for four minutes but i’d run into a wall if they told me to

[obscuraanima]

I’ve read so many fanfictions i’ve forgotten what canon means

[boredoutofthefreakingmind-blog]

i’ve read so many bad fanfictions that my standards are lower than the cursed child

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i have a suspicion that the reason twilight has become so popular recently is because harry potter has become so… well, not hated, i doubt it will ever be hated, but we’re all so sick of jkr’s shit it’s very close. the more hatred harry potter gets, the more twilight will rise, and vice versa. one cannot live without the suffering of the other. 

[boredoutofthefreakingmind-blog]

and when jkr says shes been sitting on some very interestind detail for 20 years or so and everyone is like NO YOU DIDNT THATS BULLSHIT, IM DONE