dante's inferno

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[chilei-the-hotsauce]

hi hi hello!

so i finally got into uni and it's been going for a few weeks now! it's great! but it's also due to uni that i've been mostly inactive here. big apologies my guys

hate to do this, but since im about to move out and my parents are straight up refusing to give me money, i might actually not be able to eat. the government money covers rent and that's it.

here's my ko-fi if you feel like helping me have lunch! :D i might open commissions at one point, after i figure out how in the fresh fuck pricing works...

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[gaynfl-moved]

oh my god

[gutter-adonis]

That was timed so well oh my god

[ckret2]

i couldn’t find anyone in the notes doing the obvious research, so I did it: if you wanna recreate this experience, play It’s Gonna Be Me at 11:57:51.

If it’s already May where you are, I’m sorry this important info didn’t reach you sooner.

[ckret2]

Update: it’s exactly as satisfying as the video makes it look.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I…..I get it now…

[saintsofgraves]

something wrong w my copy of ultrakill bro what are they doing

[mik-mania]

im so fucking stubborn

[invader-bean]

michael what the fuck.

[mik-mania]

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

[mik-mania]

oh lard

[mik-mania]

my son he is sick he has every disease

[mik-mania]

we are nearing peak deviancy

[mik-mania]

happy back-to-school day

[mik-mania]

im so clever that its sickening

[mik-mania]

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

[mik-mania]

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

[mik-mania]

at what point does this stop being a pencil

[leahelizabeth89]

Tags via @mik-mania

[kuutamosonaatti]

Shira Barzilay, A Crazy Night in the Museum, 2022

[utilitymonstergirl]

outta my way gayboy I’m boutta get it

[utilitymonstergirl]

demntist

[ewaneneollav]

this is impossible

[immortal-cataclysm]

How to assert dominance in hell, step 1;

[queer-as-city-folk]

You can hold the puppy's hand!

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Is this sacrilegious?

I hope it is

[le-random-yeet-up]

@technologyvoid

[technologyvoid]

@chilei-the-hotsauce

[rattling-bag-of-bones]

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

[mandalhoerian-deactivated202510]

my lord i think we're lost

[depresseddepot]

my lord????

[little-slice-of-eden]

*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up

[thatdootdevice]

My Lord COME BACK?!

[purpldology]

This is so funny, why is it titled like a clickbait reaction video

[leliest]

The official House MD account has been wild lately in general, and while it usually sounds like clickbait, 90% of the time it's literally just what happened in the show. Some of my favourites:

It's like a mix of Dhar Man, soap operas, Temu ads and a youtube-hilson-fanfic

[le-random-yeet-up]

@chilei-the-hotsauce

[chilei-the-hotsauce]

looks about right <3

[bamsara]

"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

[bamsara]

these are my mutuals I call them 'advertisement' and 'propaganda' and 'newspaper' and their job is to flood my dash with posts that have no root in my current interests. for enrichment

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

[jamierthanyou]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[pant--eater]

NOW ALSO SELLING COMIC PAGE COMMISSIONS AND CUSTOM CHARACTER DESIGNS!! Consider reblogging to help me <3

I'm more likely to be able to do art, when I'm healthy and got access to my meds!

Recently I've been charged with large bills (both hospital and pharmacy) due to laboratory tests and treatment on my physical stomach illness - right during the time when I'm supposed to be paying my rent and phone broadband. So please consider helping me out and buying my art - or at least signal boosting this! ❤️❤️ My previous commission posts barely got any notes, so i decided to make a proper sheet.

Plus I ran into issues with my Ko-Fi commsheet billing, so commissions will be FULLY PAYPAL-BASED from now on!

But you can support me on my Ko-Fi by either donating, or buying my comicbooks!!

[ms-gay-sex]

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

[ms-gay-sex]

you cant do this to me

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[ms-gay-sex]

DO NOT

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[roach-works]

YOU GET IT

[beatrice-otter]

And what if you straight up forget that a number you put in this chapter actually has a relationship to or impact upon a number you used twelve chapters ago on something that (on the surface) looks like a different issue?

[megpie71]

You hear about it for the rest of your life, unless you have a very good editor.

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by thepioden: #you may think you - the writer - are your own most autistic critic #but somewhere out there is a motherfucker with the world's nichest PhD who has been waiting their whole life to prove you wrong]

[ymfingsteadilyon]

Corollary from a pedantic reader: Don't put numbers in the story where others might see it, but do please write them down in your notes somewhere, lest you start your novel with the village elders recounting the half-forgotten legends of an ancient past that later turns out to have taken place when the twenty-year-old protagonist was a toddler.

[amixedwitch]

tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise 

[disordercinema]

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE and you will not believe it that they never used on actual productions, only rehearsals because people got creeped out and didn’t want to use it, UNTIL DAVID TENNANT IN 2008

THAT MAD MAN ACTUALLY PERFORMED WITH THE REAL SKULL!

They had to stop using cause once the audience found out that was Tchaikovsky’s fucking bones(!) they got creeped out too and didn’t want it there, BUT DAVID JUST WENT “YEAH, LET ME HOLD THIS PIANIST’S FUCKING SKULL, WHO CARES”

[marzipanandminutiae]

Tchaikovsky DONATED IT FOR THAT PURPOSE. why did this creep anyone out? and why did they cave to the audience’s weird hangups?

some people are cowards

[limetimo]

Cowards I’m not watching Hamlet unless there’s a real-ass skull in there

[archaeo-geek]

Let the man have his post-mortem stage time.

[onelonelystory]

Man if you have the chance to recite Shakespeare to Tchaikovsky’s actual skull and you turn it down, I have already lost faith in your ability to embody Hamlet

[swiftactionrecovery-deactivated]

Guys, guys I looked up the rest of the story and it turns out this isn’t the end of it:

After the use of Tchaikowsky’s skull was revealed in the press, this production of Hamlet moved to the West End and the RSC announced that they would no longer use Tchaikowsky’s skull (a spokesman said that it would be “too distracting for the audience”).[10] However, this was a deception; in fact, the skull was used throughout the production’s West End run, and in a subsequent television adaptation broadcast on BBC2.[11] Director Gregory Doran said, “André Tchaikowsky’s skull was a very important part of our production of Hamlet, and despite all the hype about him, he meant a great deal to the company.”[11]

They told everyone they stopped and then QUIETLY KEPT USING IT because OF COURSE they did.

[sour-charity]

For anyone who might not know, Andre Tchaikowsky is not the same (or even related to) Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (composer of Swan Lake and The Nutcracker)

Andre Tchaikowski was born in the 1930’s and even adapted some of Shakespeare’s work including his seven sonnets and an opera based on The Merchant of Venice!

He passed away in 1982 which is almost funnier to me. Like this isn’t the Tchaikovsky who died in 1893, this is the skull of a man who saw the rise and fall of disco

[happilyshanghaied]

This is the kind of lore I come to tumblr for.