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deathandmysticism

Plague, Dance of the Rats, 17th century

actuary-tattoo

Me n the girls

coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018

new yorkers having fun

monsieurrobot

clowntapus

proletarianprincess

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

cannibality-deactivated20250227

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

livenudegirl

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat

can I volunteer to be a penguin

commander-damneron

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

runrunningrunner

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

breatherunlive

I love everything about this post.

systlin

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead.

queensonjas

This is when Nils Olav II received his knighthood in 2008:

And this is a video from Sir Nils Olav III was promoted to Brigadier in 2016:

duchessofostergotlands

Nils Olav is the background on my work computer. Because I love penguins and I’m Scottish

favoritelatina

Sending love to everyone that’s not getting their cheeks clapped/clapping some cheeks.

hornycritical

In case you haven’t been on Twitter lately the most recent discourse is that a vegan consoled a crying child and gave her money for ice cream, and another vegan made a callout because she didn’t tell the child to buy vegan ice cream.

frogmp3

i lost it at this reply

totalonlinechaosandsuffering-de

the thread fucking rules

triplefoul24-deactivated2022112

Walk a mile in these lubed Batons...

swarnpert

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

straightboyfriend

hardest thing to learn during recovery is….. some of your misery is your own fault. you have to actively choose to stop wallowing in your own pain & start to recover. that means stop being self deprecating, start taking care of yourself, start eating healthy, start taking your hygiene seriously, even if it’s hard. & it is hard! but you must.