Valentin, Valentine.

20, English, professional twat, author, traveller, and poet.

[killowave]

[borisjohnsonsbootycall]

why isn't "mmmmm whatcha sayyyy" in place of Ice Ice Baby on this

[borisjohnsonsbootycall]

what she says: im fine

what she means: in Friends, Chandler was always considered very average and not that attractive, in fact the very base of his character was that he was the funny/goofy one, Ross was the smart one, and that Joey was the cute one, but Chandler was actually remarkably intelligent and hardworking, as well as the fact Matthew Perry was a very attractive man, whereas Ross most often got himself into awkward shenanigans and Joey was often very goofy. Chandler was the best of all three of them put together, without some of the other two's worse attributes (Ross' tendency to ramble on, Joey's grudge-holding, Ross' quick temper, etc), yet somehow it was considered by pretty much everybody in the Friends universe that Monica was a catch for Chandler and he should feel honoured to be dating her... Chandler was a brilliant character and it is unacceptable that his most prominent attribute, his comedy, has become recognisably his only positive attribute.

[borisjohnsonsbootycall]

Fuck I miss you

sorry I was having a nap

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

healers need healing too.

[healingisneeded]

[colachampagnedad]

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

[emotiona1shorty]

LMAO

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

[glasss-patron]

God this brings back trauma

[bumtickley]

[borisjohnsonsbootycall]

space beetle 🐞🌔💫

[borisjohnsonsbootycall]

"Necromancer" in biro ✨💀

[anxi]

[rylee-m]

I just need a porch with a hammock where I can spend my mornings drinking coffee, and evenings watching the sun go down.

[borisjohnsonsbootycall]

I've started a second job, working at No4 Coffee and Wine Bar #no4cafe #coffee #wine #lovemyjob (at No. 4 Coffee and Wine Bar)

[everythingwaltdisney]

[boy-so-pale]

[obviousplant]

Medium dog breeds

[daddyslittledefect]

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

Damn he came for their lives 😂

[systlin]

Holy shit I just witnessed Colin murder the entire movie industry. 

[android1000]

fiona is beautiful and doing great. i love her

[roguejedis-deactivated20170921]

us: hey tumblr can you like do something about the thousands of pornbots lol

tumblr, unveiling “safe mode” and forcibly blocking any posts having to do with being gay while blocking other random harmless posts but leaving the pornbots untouched: