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Tentacool would snitch.

Who found out the spitoon salty 🤔?

Neither a rabbit nor a duck, but a secret third thing...

BREAKING NEWS!

Big Motza EXPOSED!!!!

Motzarella is just string cheese but bigger!!! We've been lied to for years!!!

Pussy from a girl that walks straight into traffic

It's just me and the two week old sandwich i just found in my back pack.

Alone in my room.

With my sippy drink

"Sometimes I will bite my straw,

Just to feel something."

Dressed up as slime pirate

For slam poetry

There's been a misunderatanding

Sometimes the side chick isnt even a side chick.

It's cookies and milk

I'm not stuttering.

I'm involuntarily speaking in morse code.

You can drink a beer every other day and everyone will think ur an alright guy.

But the moment you drink ONE GLASS OF MILK! You're the bad guy!!!

Some people wear their red flags like those little toy grocery carts at the grocery store.

I trim that bush like bonsai

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