Animal Crossing starter pack
no wholesomeness, just absolutely raw quotes.
« you’re looking awful as ever. »
« don’t be such a little capitalist! »
« you’re like a baby, waah waah waah. »
« i don’t think i invited you to my house. »
« i’m gonna tunnel through your HOUSE! »
« i hope you get stung by a thousand bees. »
« don’t make me release the hounds on you! »
« sadness… it’s the only thing i’ve got plenty of… »
« if i don’t get what i want i will be DISPLEASED! »
« i guess you’re having one of your shy episodes. »
« did you even think about the consequences of your action? »
« i got a whole hour of sleep last night, so i’m just raring to go! »
« i’m already pretty cute, so even cuter clothes might be overkill. »
« don’t kid yourself. if you eat a lobster, you’re just eating a big bug. »
« i hope you go to JAIL! and that your stupid house is TORN DOWN! »
« what’s with these prices?! i don’t think i can even COUNT that high! »
« i’ve got better things to do than stand here and watch you look tragic. »
« if you get your feeling bruised easily, i’m gonna apologize in advance. »
« i like to think that it’s my job to show you young people how hard life is. »
« yeah, i figured you had no clue about high fashion. or even basic aesthetic. »
« oh, man… you’re making me feel feelings again. haven’t felt those for years. »
« i’ve been practicing screaming at random people to improve my vocal power. »
« time to worry about an insignificant conversation that happened 15 years ago! »
« you think my lips are cute? why, do you want me to smooch you or something? »
« i don’t wanna see you right now. you need to think about what you did for a while. »
« i was happy at first, but then i cried. and then i was kinda ok, but then i totally cried again. »
« are you enjoying the afternoon thus far? i don’t mind telling you that i most certainly am not. »
« you hare SO going to lose all of your friends if you keep acting like such a complete steakhead. »
« we’re all like snowflakes if you think about it. i mean, we’re all different but we all still melt in lava. »
« you’d have better luck meeting someone somewhere more of your style. you know. like a 99-cent store. »