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"are you hitting the same vagina you spent the first 9 month of your mortal life in?" im the first person in my bloodline to hear this sentence
The second most villainous person in the world gives a pity party for himself. Meanwhile, the world is still allâŚ
Where are all the mike/bunny fics?
Yall sleeping on this Sam L. Jackson interview about trump lmfao.
Itâs your uncle, Sam.
Iâd like to report a murder, yes, 70,000 people just helped Kendrick kill Drake on the 50 yard line
"What does that mean?"
Question:,What actions will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America?
Trump: I was honored as the man of the year. Maybe 20 years ago. The fake news heard about it and said, it never happenedâŚ
This whole "answer the question you wish you'd been asked" is getting a little outta head.
I love the buildup right before sex.
Making out, needily rubbing against your partner and feeling them run their hands over your entire body. Stripping ff clothes and pullings someones hips closer to yours. Just feeling a naked body pressed into yours, everything laced with tension and anticipation.
every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
âHenrik Lundqvist in the house with a couple of actorsâŚâ đđđ | wild @ rangers | 01.10.23
The crossover I never knew I needed
tda benched in the 3rd so far i might actually like torts
I have literally not watched an entire flyers game this season but that is a decision I can get behind
"the flyers turn it over but carter hart was there to take care of business"
my favourite quote by Richard Siken
âI hope one day we can forgive each other for not being what we wanted each other to beâ
â Kriti G.
you've heard of julie and the phantoms, but have you heard of the philadelphia flyers rendition: giroux and the phantoms? Â
Some of the most poisonous people come disguised as family and friends.
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In my class we have a worm day. If they promise to be gentle and not tug, they can hold one of those beautiful squiggly caretakers of dirt. The wonder they have for it is so real - and I say, did you know they have 5 hearts and love you with all of them. Then I say, âare you holding a boy worm or a girl wormâ and they guess. They are all right, and they are all wrong, because worms are both. And I say that. I say, âthey are just like people; sometimes not a boy or a girl but something in between, or sometimes theyâre both on different days. And they still love you with all 5 hearts.â âCool,â says one kid. âI donât want to be a boy, I want to be a girl sometimes.â And I say okay. Children are taught fear. They are taught that the worms are gross. It isnât until theyâre a few years older than my class - up in 3rd or 4th grade - that they start shrieking at my little worm friends. They wonât play the silly games or sing the silly songs or even promise not to tug. A fourth grader hears my lesson about gender and says, âThatâs so weird,â and suddenly I hear from the mouths of these beautiful children, âYeah,â âthis is weird,â âNo, mine is a girl.â It is not the 4th grader I blame. It is the person in her life that saw something beautiful and ruined it for her. It is the âput that down, itâs gross,â âyou donât want to get dirtyâ âthereâs us and thereâs them.â I want to show her - without the humble little blind noses of worms, we are nothing. We need them. Did you know if they grow a belt theyâre over a year old! Spent tunnelling through the secrets of roots. I want to show her: itâs okay if tomorrow you feel like a boy or maybe something neither, something different that is entirely you. But fear, once discovered, is not an easy stain to get out. We say, âWhat will we tell the childrenâ and forget - the children already heard. They heard you snickering about the person down the street. They saw you talking to your friend about âthose peopleâ. And they internalize it, burrow it into them. We donât tell the children, we model hatred until the children canât hear you, canât hear you declare, âdo as I say, not as I do.â Later the 4th grader goes home. âUgh,â her mother says with a shudder, seeing my box, âI hate worms.â