Superstitions Made of Tension

"We've got all day to waste."

[blackcatjasmine]

The Subtleties of Romance

[lizzingwithkriz]

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

[ichangedmynamebecausefyckyou-de]

congrats it’s a bat

[toothpast]

[delighted bat noises]

[hatarlakrits]

i love that jean valjeans alter ego is monsieur madeleine. madeleine is a french muffin. he is called mister muffin. how could this man possibly be a crook. why would javert ever suspect this man of any crime.

[diggly]

#IMAGINE JAVERT STORMING DOWN THE STREETS OF PARIS#LIFTING PEOPLE BY THEIR SHIRTFRONTS SCREAMING#DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN #IM CrYING HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS 

[onlytwitterpics]

[ithelpstodream]

[youcanthelpbutbecomethesun]

There was a really incredible movie made in India in 2016, named after her (“Neerja”) and it really is well worth the watch. Really good film for a strong female lead, it made like $20 million at box office. It’s a super authentic, moving story. Really good for female led films. Has one of bollywood’s incredible women in it, Sonam Kapoor, as Neerja. The trailer is a bit cheesy, but honestly, the film is well worth a watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rXywNABllI&has_verified=1

[jacksondiesattheend]

I was just about to ask where her film was

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[flowerinaflame]

[beedablogs]

naughty goats get the noodle horns

[socialismartnature]

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

[atrioventriculas]

reblogging for the millionth time 

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

pls tell them I hope they are doing well <3

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[boshnivolo]

just like real pasta

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

[old-songs]

A D V A N C E D   G R O U N D I N G

[deep-dark-fears]

Keep an eye on them. A fear submitted by Kiran to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

My new book “The Creeps” is available now from your local bookstore, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Depository, iBooks, IndieBound, and wherever books are sold. You can find more information here.

[1los]

heather franzen

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[boshnivolo]

It's a YOse petal

[boshnivolo]

Red Riot!

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