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sparvverius

my miis are having the conversations i wish i was having. let me in this room

sparvverius

book club

kbluebirdart

One of zelink fav moments is them riding horses side by side in the golden sunlight☺️

Practice drawing horses, but I also wanted to draw Zelink...

riuzu7

This town ain’t big enough for the both of us🤠

bugtoucher420

"I asked ChatGPT--" Okay well I asked this gossip stone and it told me that the treasure you can earn in the Gerudo Training Ground is not as great as you would expect given the difficulty

so-much-wine

more older tetra yippeeee wahooo!!

fernacular

Unpopular Stardew Valley opinion:

I don’t think Clint is as bad as people make him out to be.

People often accuse him of being a creepy stalker incel but he always came off to ME as just a painfully awkward guy with low self esteem. He never actually blames Emily for his failure to speak up about his feelings, and him continuing to try even after you start dating her is I think less a character trait and more another example of the game’s occasionally wonky coding. (Robin will sometimes ask you if you’re friends with her son even after you’ve married him, sooooo)

But so yeah, I’m not a huge Clint stan or anything but I don’t dislike him I think he’s just a sorta anxious dude who people jump to hating because he shares some superficial traits with actual assholes.

(also I have a sneaking suspicion that people would be a lot more forgiving if he wasn’t fat)

fernacular

Reblogging this for no particular reason

primrosetta

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me:

primrosetta

me: ??????

me:

se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

primrosetta

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen.

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime.

primrosetta

grootficguy

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

grootficguy

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

elyfonart

Link and horsey :)

rad-roche

shadows of doubt, the detective sim, just added a mode where a snail spawns in the city and chases you down and if it touches you, you die. look at the fucking art for this

rad-roche

Folks around here took to calling the skyscrapers of the finance district the headstones, because if you find yourself at the bottom you're as good as dead. I leered up at them and they did nothing back. I knew three things about her. She was a brunette, she was dead, and I was the only person in the world that had to care. It had the window dressing of a crime of passion, but was too blunt and loveless in its execthe snail. Shit. The snail is here. Fuck. Where are my car keys. The snail. The snail. Shit. The snail.

sidenotescribbles

It's also worth mentioning that this game has Rat Mode where your POV is lowered to the floor, your ability to talk to people is severely cut and you lose access to things you'd need opposable thumbs for. It is possible to play a gritty noir rat detective on the run from a snail hitman.

bumblebeebats

Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"