" your love is gonna drown "

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[bossmarckseedor]

i swear to god i have died in too many fucking timelines to get killed by this glass of wine

fight me , god 

[bossmarckseedor]

someone please hit me with a train

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for the mun; you did mention in the about that bismarck survived a time loop and that he is aware of other timelines. so just out of curiosity, how many other bismarcks were able to survive the time loop, and how many timelines were there total?

brilliant question ! to answer that, there were around 8,500 timelines total. unfortunately, bismarck was killed in most of them, and there’s only around ninety who managed so survive and live in their own timelines peacefully. out of those bismarcks, about eighty-four have made it safely to their 28th birthday.

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mmk, just so we can get the record straight

bismarcks who are aware of other timelines : "main timeline" bismarck (aka the one on this blog), a couple others

bismarcks who aren't aware that there are other timelines : basically everyone else

bismarcks who don't even know there are multiple universe versions of themselves : alien au!bis and any versions of him living in normal universes where magic doesn't exist and the multiverse isn't really a concept

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if bismarck haves multiple ships in different universes, is he technically cheating???

i mean

considering there’s at least, like, 84 or so bismarcks out there in the hell city timeline alone who aren’t aware of these other-timeline bismarcks (violently coughs) T I M E  L O O P (cough cough), not to mention the ones who avoided all the timelines entirely simply by being born into other universes and never even met his ships in those timelines …

inhales

no.

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like this post for a starter from bismarck !

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closed rp - how not to plan a heist

“charlie …” the leader of llyria harp tried his best to withhold a long, disappointing sigh, his palm slowly sliding down his face. “love … i’m sorry, but seducing everyone isn’t really a strategy … and kind of embarrassing,” he added in an undertone. he loved his boyfriend, he really did–but this man definitely needed to learn how to properly plan a heist if he wanted to get past second base. 

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[sxgxrlips]

❝ AWWW, C’MON, BABE- ❞

charlie let out a soft chuckle as he hugged bismarck’s arm, ❝ i’d say it’s a pretty good strategy !! i mean, think about it. ya distract the enemy, they get all flustered and shit like that, and then BAM !! you go right in for the kill. it’s a good distraction, bizzy, realize that. ❞ he gave bismarck a wink, and a flashy grin. he wouldn’t give up his opinions so easily, that was for sure.

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[bossmarckseedor]

“ CHARLIE -“

bismarck rubbed the back of his neck, trying his best not to chuckle back. hey, they were in the middle of a meeting, he needed to look at this from a strategist’s point of view. “ i love you, i really do, but i don’t think that they’ll fall for it. “ he cleared his throat. great. now it was seriously hard not to keep a straight face. a tiny smile just barely cracked through, he ruffled charlie’s hair. “ maybe if it was one or two people, but this is an entire warehouse. you’re not seriously thinking of seducing the whole– “ he trailed off. he didn’t even need to finish his sentence to know the answer. unfortunately, he knew charlie too well by now. still–he would stand his ground. he still had to be a leader … and maybe not get his boyfriend into an unnecessary amount of trouble in the process.

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❝ HEY !! ❞

❝ i know damn well that i can seduce an entire warehouse full-a people !! just watch me !! nothing’s too impossible for la bouff !! ❞ he gave bismarck a sly grin as he snickered,  ❝ but either way, ya can’t change my mind, bizzy. ya know that when i stick ta an opinion, i stick with it, and that’s that. period. ❞ he booped bismarck’s nose, his grin widening.

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[atacalepsies]

“ I KNOW YOU DO , THAT’S WHY I LOVE YOU . “

a slightly teasing grin formed on bismarck’s face. nope, he was no longer able to suppress it. he exhaled a sigh, however, slinging his arm over charlie’s shoulder. “ i’m not going to give in either, though, love. heists like these are better handled with subtlety. besides, “ he placed a gentle kiss on charlie’s forehead. “ what kind of leader-slash-boyfriend would i be if i let you walk into a warehouse, surrounded by armed madmen who will probably shoot at a moments’ notice, and crossed my fingers hoping they won’t kill you? i don’t want this to end badly. “ he cupped his face in his hands, pausing. he definitely wouldn’t be able to change charlie’s mind. guess it was time to pull out the compromise card. “ how about we find a middle ground ? “ he suggested. “ something that– “ bismarck’s breath caught. “ –doesn’t involve me having a mini heart attack fearing for your life? “

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[bossmarckseedor]

closed rp - how not to plan a heist

“charlie …” the leader of llyria harp tried his best to withhold a long, disappointing sigh, his palm slowly sliding down his face. “love … i’m sorry, but seducing everyone isn’t really a strategy … and kind of embarrassing,” he added in an undertone. he loved his boyfriend, he really did–but this man definitely needed to learn how to properly plan a heist if he wanted to get past second base. 

@sxgxrlips

[sxgxrlips]

❝ AWWW, C’MON, BABE- ❞

charlie let out a soft chuckle as he hugged bismarck’s arm, ❝ i’d say it’s a pretty good strategy !! i mean, think about it. ya distract the enemy, they get all flustered and shit like that, and then BAM !! you go right in for the kill. it’s a good distraction, bizzy, realize that. ❞ he gave bismarck a wink, and a flashy grin. he wouldn’t give up his opinions so easily, that was for sure.

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“ CHARLIE -“

bismarck rubbed the back of his neck, trying his best not to chuckle back. hey, they were in the middle of a meeting, he needed to look at this from a strategist’s point of view. “ i love you, i really do, but i don’t think that they’ll fall for it. “ he cleared his throat. great. now it was seriously hard not to keep a straight face. a tiny smile just barely cracked through, he ruffled charlie’s hair. “ maybe if it was one or two people, but this is an entire warehouse. you’re not seriously thinking of seducing the whole-- “ he trailed off. he didn’t even need to finish his sentence to know the answer. unfortunately, he knew charlie too well by now. still--he would stand his ground. he still had to be a leader . . . and maybe not get his boyfriend into an unnecessary amount of trouble in the process.

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[bossmarckseedor]

closed rp - how not to plan a heist

“charlie . . .” the leader of llyria harp tried his best to withhold a long, disappointing sigh, his palm slowly sliding down his face. “love . . . i’m sorry, but seducing everyone isn’t really a strategy . . . and kind of embarrassing,” he added in an undertone. he loved his boyfriend, he really did--but this man definitely needed to learn how to properly plan a heist if he wanted to get past second base. 

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When's the impeding pumpkin apocalypse gonna happen?

bismarck c h o k e s on his breakfast, the fond memories are returning to him. truly beautiful days, where he could run around, screaming about how the pumpkins were going to come to life and destroy us all, after having too much to drink. for a minute an almost nostalgic, longing look forms on his face, as if he’s imagining what it’d be like if he still lived in those happy days. he smiles a bit, finally responding to the anon. “when it always does. on halloween.”

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lil bis doodle. jeebus, in every single rp he’s been in, he seems to lose his house  . . . including this au on another site where a bunch of aliens take over and assign people jobs based on their former occupations and personalities. bis at least wound up with a high-ranking job (he could’ve wound up in a fAcToRy on the mOoN), but hey, this dude’s a homebody. he wasn’t really pleased when he found out he was being forced to move to a freakin’ penthouse far, far away from the place he spent so many years tending to.

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open rp

“ i dunno, this is a lot to take in, ‘specially with you here at my front door like this. “ he rubbed his temple, trying to think. “ okay, come in. just make sure to wipe your feet on the welcome mat . and tell me what in the blazes is going on here. “

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meet bismarck !

“where in the blazes am i?” the twenty-eight-year-old squinted as he arrived in this weird . . . tumblr . . . dimension . . . place, slowly standing up. bismarck saedor, local exhausted dad friend, has arrived. 

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