Hugo Vortex

Yea 29

[bellossom]

bolcked. unfallowed.

[bellossom]

🚫BOCKED🚫

[blokedyke]

well behooved ponies rarely make horsetory

[deanwinchesterapologist]

So bad at texting it feels like war

[thememedaddy]

[cursedecards]

[bulkbuys-deactivated20191105]

emojis

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

Can you try again

[bulkbuys-deactivated20191105]

not in the mood

[dragons]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[pinkbookshelf]

“I spy a clock, a bumpy green pickle, Santa on a sleigh and a face on a nickel; A frog on a leaf, a chubby teddy bear, Black and white keys and a yellow-red pear.”

I Spy Christmas Book 1992

[northerlyfilms]

[radiofreederry]

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

[the274]

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

[evilwizard]

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

[kingofsalmonids]

EVERYONE PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER CHUM NO. 2,719,584 AND WISH HIM A SPEEDY RECOVERY

[greater-than-the-sword]

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

[greater-than-the-sword]

By Talos, this can't be happening

[rnismatch]

im putting 0.o and O.o in a cell and only opening the door when one kills the other

[vaervaf-deactivated20160101]

[ukrainian-psycho]

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

[sombersquid]