Morgoth's Advocate

honestly, idk.

[dumbledore-and-grindelwald]

[dailyeloise]

CLAUDIA JESSIE BUZZFEED PUPPY INTERVIEW

[lovely-v]

Èowyn could kill Macbeth but Macduff couldn’t kill the Witch-King of Angmar

[bossyshaman]

to the person who searched this one i truly feel you

[bossyshaman]

currently watching house md and got hit right on the gut after seeing wilson dramatically reciting poetry in 01×08

[themerlinrewrite]

kilgharrah: a half cannot truly hate that which makes it whole… you and arthur are two sides of the same coin… he is your destiny

merlin, who hasn’t slept in three days and is currently wanted dead by twelve different people: stop fucking calling me gay

[whenthewallfell]

- Peeta and I grow back together -

[azaleasdaylight]

Suzanne collins is a certified GENIUS because by making most of the book about the PUBLICITY of the rebellion and not the fight itself, she was telling us that wars are won by who persuades more- who controls the narrative .

[thepunkpanther]

"That what I need to survive is not Gale's fire, kindled with rage and hatred. I have plenty of fire myself. What I need is the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again. And only Peeta can give me that.”

THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY — PART 2 (2015) dir. Francis Lawrence MOCKINGJAY (2010) written by Suzanne Collins

[jakeperalta]

I clench his hands to the point of pain. "Stay with me." His pupils contract to pinpoints, dilate again rapidly, and then return to something resembling normalcy. "Always," he murmurs. [insp]

[helniktrash]

grishaverse characters playing monopoly

it's a little unnerving that out of seven posts, this is my second one about monopoly- i DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME

• jesper tried to stack the deck before hand but he gravely miscalculated

• kaz always wins and makes immensely complicated deals and plans

• he would play very fair in monopoly

• ends up owning the whole board

• if inej lands on his property he wouldn't tax her as much as he would the others

• him and inej combine their empires

• jesper would buy out stuff all the stuff he could as quickly as he could

• jesper has the worst luck with dice

• if he couldn't buy something he would borrow money from kaz

• he would always throw a fit about going to jail

• and try to break out

• "i'm a criminal it's what i do"

• he'd try to make a deal with kaz, it would never work out in his favor

• wylan has to keep bailing jesper out of jail

• everyone wanted inej to be the banker

• but it's always kaz

• originally people thought it might be good to have matthias becuase he's really good-- morally--

• but he doesn't know how the game works by counting money

• so it's always been kaz

• which jesper thinks is so unfair

• wylans cards are always really good

• jesper reading wylans cards for him

• he gets really surprised and jealous when wylan gets a good card but not immediately saying what it is

• "what is it what is it???" leaving everyone in suspense

• nina convinces matthias to sell her a get out of jail free card for a ridiculously small price

• matthias, unsure of the exact rules of the game, just does it anyway

• when people say that's against the rules, matthias blames nina

• nina keeps saying that he's her boyfriend and to not turn him against her

• matthias would never turn against nina though, no matter what

• they're practically on a team at this point

• while everyone's arguing about the expensive properties, inej silently collects like 3 monopolies

• and then when people land on it they have to pay more

• they're all questioning what just happened because wasn't the price just normal a few turns ago?

• nina would try to flirt her way into getting better deals on properties

• it would work on inej, jesper, and matthias

• (matthias would get so flustered when this happened, turning bright red)

• with kaz this tactic fails all the time

• she's really upset that it won't work

• whenever jesper gets a monopoly he always yells monopoly like it's uno

• jesper would try to get a ton of properties, wouldn't really mind putting castles and cottages on them

• wylan would focus on his one or two monopolies, putting a bunch of castles and cottages on them

• kaz would do both

• don't ask me how- he just would

• jesper, nina, kuwei, and kaz would always get into a fight at the start

• it would be over who should be the favorite icon piece

• because they all love this one piece

• and it's almost always kaz who gets it

• once in a while he gives it to jesper though, because he likes seeing him happy

• matthias always needs nina to explain to him how to play

• he keeps getting confused and needs her to refresh him every time

• nina doesn't exactly explain it "to the rules",

• saying things like "oh and you can help me by doing whatever if i'm in trouble"

• matthias would only buy properties that he believes were ethical

• which means he would lose first

• kaz on the other hand, wins every time

• wylan is actually surprisingly a close second to kaz

• no one knows how that's happening

• "is jesper cheating for you?"

• but it's all because they keep underestimating wylan

• wylan stays a couple paces ahead of kuwei

• and deliberately buys up properties that he thinks kuwei will like

• just so that kuwei won't be able to buy them

• moving on to the others.....

• zoya is ridiculously competitive

• tolya is always the banker because he's "the most responsible out of them all"

• it was usually nikolai

• until he started playing around a little too much

• tamar will try to bribe tolya into giving her more money than is allowed

• tolya won't fly with it

• david is more focused on his own game

• not worried about anyone else's

• in fact, he didn't even really want to play this

• but genya and nikolai and pressured him into it, pleading with him

• genya has an incredible poker face and no one can see what she's up to

• zoyas pride is too extreme to play this game, she can't stand to lose to anyone

• therefore is really upset when it happens

• nikolai gets all excited when he wins

• he's like a golden retriever and it takes him a few hours to drop his excitement

WOW this was long. if you made it to the end then thank you and i apologize 💀

[lipslikethegardensofbabylon]

I think it’s time to teach some lessons

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

[bossyshaman]

HOLY SHIT WAS KRONK A SUGAR BABY

[slimereveler]

btw it's fantasy, you really don't need to worry about your world map making "sense" geologically or whatever. make that river flow backwards from the sea into the mountain.

[taulupis]

Wait are you saying I don't have to take plate tectonics ocean currents and mineral deposition into account when I make this map? But how will I know where the mountains with gold mines are, or what shores would have the best fishing spots? If I don't map out this entire world in intricate detail, how will I know if this kingdom falls on a major trade route or is sidelined to the periphery of the classical empires?

[slimereveler]

TOLKIEN SPOTTED!!! C.S., OBLITERATE!!!!!!

[beardset]

[sallyhansenpacificblue]

these gifs summarize the human experience