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Him :’)

ok it’s been 2.5 years since i moved to washington state and i still barely can find apple butter why is it so HARD. like it can’t be THAT uncommon, can it???

vaultsixtynine

please im gathering data:

where are you from

do you know what apple butter is

do you like/eat apple butter with any frequency

#had it all the time in Kansas #and yeah it slaps

yellowhoothoot

#alright evolution got me #as a high strung know it all these graphics always irritate me a little bc I’m almost always purist/purist #but evolution is very funny

zalimaaa

rb with why you couldn’t be a wag

#this is gonna sound so bleak #but I’m too fat they would not want me #i am much less sad about that than I feel like that sounds lmfao

enby-life

I’m here to introduce you to grolar bears

They’re a mix between polar bears and grizzly bears

It’s a hybrid that’s occurred both in captivity and in nature, for some reason

The best part about grolar bears however, is that they’re also known as…

Pizzly

wahhmpire

#that last one looks like me when I try to bleach my own hair and completely fuck up the back

autisticandroids

Dude you know the question you asked what do conservatives get out of supernatural? So yesterday I found out that a friend of mine from high school who is a 22yo white cishet right-leaning Roman Catholic dude who is currently serving in the military watched all 15 seasons of supernatural. Apparently he liked the guns and the fighting and he also felt like Sam and Deans’ relationship with each other and with their father reflected a lot of his own experiences growing up with 5 brothers and a military father who was gone more often than not. When he started watching, his fav character was Sam but by the end, that had shifted to Dean although he disliked the fact that Dean was, and this is a direct quote, “such a whore.” I asked him if he liked the ending and he said that it was okay, that Dean’s death was “bullshit” but that the brothers got to enter heaven together and that’s what was most important. I additionally asked him what he thought of Castiel and he said that he thought his character was boring and he disliked it when the show tried to make Cas the center of episodes. He had absolutely no memory of what happened in 15x18 and had to look up the synopsis again to remember that Cas died. **********ADDITIONAL FACTS ABOUT MY FRIEND THAT MAKE ALL OF THIS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL: we met through ballet, one of his other favorite shows is Hannibal, he is an absolutely lethal jujitsu fighter, he has no idea what tumblr is, he works on motorcycles and vintage cars for fun which his dad taught him how to do, and when he was 18, after his gf at the time cheated on him, he decided to give up on women and he dated a gay friend of his for 3 months. Apparently he figured out pretty quickly that he was “definitely straight” but he kept dating/having sex with his friend/boyfriend until they both moved away because “he was a genuinely good dude” and he “didn’t have to catch so it was fine.” Yes he did suck dick. I asked

HELLO????????

finaledenialist

wigglebox

that-twink-over-there

edward-snowdenhands

#sorry but this made me laugh and I’m actively avoiding thinking about that game

kuraleaping

Oh yeah

scherzersbaldspot

everythingfox

“Baby giraffe meets his father and the herd for the first time. Watch the parents embrace at the end.”

(via)

tastyrepulsorboots

Me thinking the first giraffe on screen is the baby: 😀

Me when they pan over to the actual baby: 😲😭😍

#I googled how tall giraffes are at birth #six feet #six feet!!!#taller than me!!#but it looks so tiny!!!!

kuraleaping

JOHN, OH MY GOD

#WHAT THE HELL LMFAO #you expect this from Brad but Johnny Moore????#also do we still have John Moore? I don’t even remember

turt1edove-deactivated20260108

rb this n put ur schools mascot in the tags !

turt1edove-deactivated20260108

to clarify for all the non-americans that are confused by this a mascot is basically ur schools fursona

#elem was mustangs #middle school didn’t really have one bc we didn’t have athletics #high school was the blue wave #college was the lyons yes spelled that way bc the school was founded by Mary Lyon #so no I have never had a good one

debrusks

has this been done yet?

#HALAK?????#also this is THE celly THE kuraleap this is history baby #I miss Tim schaller tho

bosbruined

me, a week ago: this season is a wash, we will do nothing at the deadline, we will not make it past the first round of the playoffs, just have some fun and don’t make me too sad

me, today: the bruins are never going to lose another hockey game

all of our agents are busy. please continue to hold. *tinny sax sounds for a full minute*

#I just want to update my glasses prescription please #I work for you please let me make an appointment