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Many thanks to my friend @jacio for the name idea ☺️

does goncharov (1973) count as vintage or is it a little bit too youbg

said this many times before but I consider hot vintage era running from the start of film to 1970. this is based on a generous interpretation of the end of “old hollywood” and the death of the traditional studio system. Goncharov is extremely typical of a “new hollywood” film (more aggressive, more willing to embrace outré subjects, grungier filmmaking process divorced from the rigid demands of the studio), so no, for the purposes of my polls I would say Goncharov is Retro, but not Vintage.

Also for some reason whenever I try to grab screenshots my computer explodes. so there’s that

isthereaduck

There are no ducks in this post.

hotvintagepoll

now there are.

#shitpost #goncharov

thedogeveryonehates

Did u see the video of mayor mamdani jumping in a pool with his full suit and his white button up is wet and a bit see through. Hhhh

Thats his mayoral swimsuit actually

procyonomancy

here u go king

thedogeveryonehates

oh waow

#the tags are making me lose my mind 😂#us politics #like technically

boringkate

Fully absurd that people think that putting a penis in a vagina is an inherently dominant and aggressive act. The person with the penis is actually the one in danger. The one with the vagina is always in control. Because of the teeth.

#oh to be the one in danger of the teeth #(gender dysphoria has been really bad recently. if u couldn't tell)#shitpost

z-nogyrop

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

z-nogyrop

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

#SFDRJJKGFSRHJCHNDJH #bees #shitpost