Fuck yeah plant sex!

“What man will ever believe that God Almighty should have introduced such confusion, or rather such shameful whoredom, for the propagation of the reign of plants? Who will instruct the young students in such a voluptuous system without scandal?” Johann George Siegesbeck on Linnaeus ______________________________________ Fuck yeah plant sex! is lovingly and irreverently maintained by Quark, biology major, kichen nerd, and mad scientist. Quark can also be found at http://thoroughlymad.tumblr.com Questions, comments, concerns, corrections, contributions, and general blathering are welcomed.

[wapiti3]

Clackamas Orchids

click images for descriptions

photos-David Morris

[inkandpenstemon]

Erythronium grandiflorum. Photo credit by Steve Hegji. 

I do have some in the garden, but they aren’t looking anywhere near as nice as these do from the wild, which Steve photographed. (Funny, how, usually, our efforts in the garden turn out that way.)

[windowwaterr]

habenaria carnea

[5-and-a-half-acres]

Trout lily. Erythronium “Pagoda”.

[green-algae]

A commercial orchid greenhouse in Schwabach, Bavaria, Germany. Images by Eerika Schulz.

[periscope-9]

Ruby and Pearl.

by periscope9

[parasoli]

ph.by ben toms.

[lovecraftsgarden]

Garrya elliptica

Coast Silk-Tassel, Wavyleaf Silktassel

(via)

[linenandwool-blog]

How to Describe Plants

[crypto-botanist]

2018 Orchid Show at Frederik Meijer Gardens and Sculpture Park (1/27/18)

It’s hard for me to describe how amazing all of this was. So many beautiful sights and smells. 🌸🌼🌺

[orchid-a-day-deactivated2023040]

Dendrobium tetragonum subsp. giganteum

Syn.: Dendrobium tetragonum var. giganteum; Dendrobium capitisyork; Tetrabaculum capitisyork

February 25, 2018 

[orestlikes]

[plantsrocksthings]

Pearcea hypocyrtiflora.

[myloveismusic13]

[l0litaprincess]

Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)

[themoonphase]

wow

[orchid-grower]

By the way, is probably not a time-lapse. The flower opens that quickly in person!!!

[orquidofilia]

Stanhopea Assidensis (Stanhopea tigrina x Stanhopea wardii).

By Brian.

[flowersonly]

[hakandahlstrom]

Still summer (på/i Katrinetorps Gård)