Thecheyempress

hi-O e-arth-lings it is I your empress Cheyenne aka Chai tea. I'm an intergalactic water and earth Potato who loves earth jokes and memes. I heard this is the way to speak to your youth so this is how I'll start to understand your ways. I was told HELLO KITTY was you international mascot and I can see why

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

listen I ended up regretting saying anything about this on my old blog because people will interpret literally any and every statement maliciously on this hellsite but I want to start like. a helpline for people who are like “hey I pretty much only read YA but I’m like 22 now and don’t relate to teenagers as much, it’s such a shame that there are no fun books written for adults :(” because boy HOWDY are there some fun books for adults 

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

maybe I’ll start a big google doc or something one day but for now *deep breath*

The Beautiful Ones (Silvia Moreno-Garcia) - absolutely BUCKWILD romance with a dash of telekinesis; nonstop high society drama and misunderstanding from start to finish, happy ending guaranteed. STRONGLY recommend if you, like me, are a basic bitch who enjoys a bit of Pride and Prejudice. 

Binti (Nnedi Okorafor) - a math prodigy runs away from Earth to become the first of her people to attend a prestigious university in space, but shit gets real when a crew of hostile jellyfish aliens attack her ship. 

Chilling Effect (Valerie Valdes) - a spaceship captain and her crew take on a series of convoluted missions in order to rescue the captain’s sister, who’s been frozen and held for ransom. 

The City of Brass (S.A. Chakraborty) - an 18th century conwoman and a mysterious djinn team up to go looking for a legendary hidden city.

The City We Became (N.K. Jemisin) - a scrappy bunch of Chosen Ones have to band together to defend New York City (which is very much alive) from a huge ass monster. 

The Empress of Forever (Max Gladstone) - a lady supervillain gets blasted into space and meets an even bigger, planet-destroying evil space empress. literally WHAT is not to like?

The Empress of Salt and Fortune (Nghi Vo) - high fantasy royal drama about a woman making her way to power in the wake of a political marriage that left without friends or allies. 

Escaping Exodus (Nicky Drayden) - a space-faring clan are creating their latest spaceship from the insides of a giant monster when absolutely everything goes to shit (as things are wont to do in science fiction stories). 

Fierce Femmes and Notorious Liars (Kai Cheng Thom) - a trans girl runs away to the big city, where she uses her martial arts skills to team up with other trans woman and form a vigilante gang to defend their own when police look the other way. a fascinating blend of poetry and prose and magical realism. 

Finna (Nino Cipri) - two exes working at an IKEA have to team up to save a customer who disappeared through one of those interdimensional portals that all IKEAs have laying around. you know how it is.

Gideon the Ninth (Tamsyn Muir) - come on, you’ve heard about this one. it’s the one with the lesbian space necromancers? yeah, that’s the one. you got it.

In the Vanishers’ Palace (Aliette de Bodard) - a Beauty and the Beast retelling based in science fiction and Vietnamese fantasy, featuring a young woman falling in love with a “beast” who’s actually a motherly dragon after becoming a tutor to the dragon’s two powerful children. 

Jade City (Fonda Lee) - urban fantasy gang wars, pitting one magically enhanced family against rivals and a new drug that lets anyone mimic their abilities. 

The Library of the Unwritten (A.J. Hackwith) - hell’s librarian gets sent on a quest to find a runaway soul. 

The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Becky Chambers) - aka one of my favorite books ever, essentially slice of life science fiction following an interspecies crew of deep space truckers making the longest and most complicated delivery of their lives. very warm and fuzzy. 

Mort (Terry Pratchett) - one of many MANY Discworld books, but a very good one to start with, following the adventures of a boy named Mort after he’s taken on as Death’s apprentice. you know, like the Grim Reaper? that Death. 

River of Teeth (Sarah Gailey) - historical AU in which the United States imported and domesticated hippos in the Mississippi River; follows a crew of hippo-riding crooks and hooligans as they plan one heck of a caper. 

Space Opera (Catherynne Valente) - a washed up rock star and his old bandmate get roped into performing in an intergalactic singing competition that will determine the fate of the entire planet Earth. full of aliens, attempted assassination, art, and emotional turmoil. 

This Is How You Lose the Time War (Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone) - time-travelling assassins from rival factions fall in love in a poetic and breathless story that spans centuries and reality. 

Under the Pendulum Sun (Jeannette Ng) - fairyland is real, and Victorian England is sending missionaries. a woman and her brother attempt to bring the good word to the fair folk, but start to suspect the queen might just be screwing with their heads. PEAK gothic horror with a creepy fairy twist. 

Witchmark (C.L. Polk) - a doctor and former soldier with magical powers of healing is trying to live a quiet life and avoid his controlling, aristocratic family’s plans for him, only to get tangled up in a massive political conspiracy when one of his patients mysterious dies. accompanying him in his investigation is a mysterious and gorgeous faerie man. romance ensues. 

[weaver-z]

This list is SO good, off the top of my head may I add Every Heart a Doorway and Station Eleven? The first is a kickass short fantasy novella for adults with a really unique concept and an ace protagonist whose romantic love interest is a trans man, and the second is a post-apocalyptic vignette novel about a travelling Shakespeare troupe in the wastelands

[twofingerswhiskey]

Seconding Station Eleven!

[thecheyempress]

Here are some titles from the notes

Trail of lighting by Rebecca Roanhorse

This Is How You Lose the Time War

Superhero Anonymous by Lexie Dunne

All those explosions are someone else's fault by Gardener

Kill the farm boy by Delilah Dawson & Kevin Hearne

The Broken Earth by NK Jemisin

The starless sea by Erin Morgenstern

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern[personally I was 🙃 by this book]

Luck in the Shadows by Lynn Flewelling

The Hollows Series by Kim Harrison

The Black tides of heaven by JY Yang

The City in the Middle of the Night Charlie Jane Anders

Confessions of the Fox by Jordy Rosenberg

The Deep by River Solomon

Docile by K.M. Sparza

The Future of Another Timeline by Annalee Newitz

Freshwater by Akwake Emezi

The Merry Spinster by Daniel M. Lavery

Ninefox Gambit by Yoon Ha Lee

(Books by Tanya Huff and Seanan McGuire)

Please check out the notes and @superheroesincolor for more AMAZING ASS BOOKS

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[pathcrier]

[wickedwonderlandd]

OK we see you cunty wizard

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[allboutculture]

[isuggestlandback]

Silenced Reports & Epstein Files: Murdered & Missing Indigenous Women Still Don’t Make News

Long before there was Jeffrey Epstein and his repulsive rape ring, there was the terror of murdered and missing Indigenous women and girls.

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Long before there was Jeffrey Epstein and his repulsive rape ring, there was the terror of murdered and missing Indigenous women and girls.

The MMIW crisis spans decades, arguably centuries, and involves 1000s of cases in the US and Canada, and yet, even as the Epstein story captures mass media attention and builds pressure for more prosecutions, Indigenous women and girls and women-identified people continue to turn up dead, or simply don’t turn up at all – and only native activists seem to care.

I felt the ice of that terror freeze a new friend once, in a Holiday Inn parking lot off a flat highway in Minnesota. We’d pulled in, just before dark, after a hot, dusty pipeline protest followed by some earnest pleading from two happy, helpful, just-barely teenage girls. Brave before cops and mobs, I saw the skin around the eyes of their mother, my new friend, tighten. An experienced native organizer, her smile squeezed to a clench as she saw white men with trucks milling about. One swim. In my eyesight. No leaving your room – for any reason. We left early. I got it: terror. Happy indigenous girls are an endangered species in America.

In 2022, the National Crime Information Center reported 5,487 cases of missing Native American and Alaska Native women and girls in the United States, where the majority of missing persons cases involved girls aged 0-17 years old. It is estimated that Indigenous women are murdered at a rate at least ten times higher than the national average in some counties, but the data is hard to nail down and record-keeping has always been weak.

Not long ago, a record four Indigenous women managed to get themselves elected to Congress where they did something historic. They passed the Not Invisible Act, authored by then-Rep. Deb Haaland, and signed by President Trump, which created a Commission to study the problem and lay out an action plan.

“The federal government must act now; not tomorrow; not next week; not next month; and not next year. Once and for all, the federal government must end its systematic failure to address this crisis, and react, redress, and resolve this,” declared the Not Invisible Act Commissioners.

In one virtual, and seven in-person hearings in places including Billings, MO, Tulsa, OK, and Anchorage, AK , Commission members heard testimony from tribal leaders, law enforcement officers, service providers, and family members. Motivated by the same righteous rage that moves the relatives of Epstein’s trafficked girls, the family members of murdered and missing Indigenous people made often arduous journeys to testify.

With heroic nerve, Indigenous survivors of human trafficking stood in front of strangers and recalled the worst horrors of their lives. America’s indigenous survivors shared their warnings with the same mix of gratitude and skepticism that we’ve heard from the victims of Epstein. (Someone is finally listening, but will anything, ever, be done? )

Commissioners heard several versions of the same witness sentiment: “I don’t want anyone else to have to live through this nightmare.”

After 260 witnesses and hours of testimony, the Not Invisible Act Commission produced a report. It described in damning detail the many sources of the problem: longstanding white racism, a limited tribal justice system, jurisdictional cracks – more like chasms — into which most MMIW cases fall. Above all, they expressed the urgent need for adequate funding for investigation, prosecution, prevention and care.

The Not Invisible Act Commission Report was posted on the Justice Department’s website in November of 2023.

By February of this year, that link was dead. The report disappeared soon after Donald Trump resumed office, along with nearly half of all federal funding allocated to federally recognized Native American and Alaska Native nations, and massive cuts to hundreds of safety and justice-related grants. Today, the website of the Department of Justice Office on Violence Against Women (a primary source of support for MMIW- and MMIP-related resources) features a warning to applicants about falling “out of scope”. Under the administration’s new “anti-DEI” and “anti-woke” regulations, it’s a violation, for example, to “frame domestic violence or sexual assault as systemic social justice issues rather than criminal offenses” or “addressing missing or murdered indigenous persons (MMIP) unrelated to domestic violence or sexual assault.” ) As of November, 21, the site reads “There are no FY 2025 open notices of funding opportunity at this time.”

Where’s the outcry? A bi-partisan Congress has voted to force Trump’s DOJ to release the full Epstein files. Now, how about making the Not Invisible Commission Report visible once again, and implementing its recommendations? Funding for prosecution, prevention and healing in Indigenous communities was never sufficient. It’s in tragically short supply now.

Blaming and shaming the elite and the powerful people around Epstein is necessary and satisfying, but justice for victims of gender-and-race-based violence requires much more than a few high-profile perp-walks. When it comes to the use and abuse of women, we as a nation need a fundamental culture shift, and that demands turning our collective conscience to the colonial cruelty at the heart of so much of our story.

Finally cherishing Indigenous women and girls would be a good way to start.

[semtitulo]

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

[isuggestlandback]

It's not just a fantasy!

The Nutrient Brick is REAL

Pemmican - Wikipedia

and it's

CREE

ᐱᒦᐦᑳᐣ pimîhkân in our Cree language.

From pîmiy fat/grease and îwahikan it (meat) is pounded.

It's okay, you can laugh.

Anyways,

Try Nutrient Brick today!

[wingedluminarychaos]

if anyone would like to give me butterflies instead of brain damage hmu

[dearblackwoman]

If you’re a Black person active on Tumblr, like and reblog this 💅🏾 Let’s find each other through the notes, community matters here.

[seaphine]

did you get the love i sent you telepathically?

[queenofmattelipsticks]

Did youuu?🥹🥹

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The first?

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

That's a fucking ladder

[indigoisokay]

LMAO

[jazzthatonewriterchick]

A VERY BHM TO MY FELLOW BLACK WRITERS, CREATORS, READERS & ARTSY FOLK!! ❤️❤️🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏽🫶🏽🤎🤎🖤🖤✊🏾✊🏿✊🏿🪮🪮

It is time yet again to rain chaos down onto to all who oppose us, hate us & try to keep us from living our beautiful Black lives 🙂‍↕️

And in light of this month, I’d like to send a very special message to my Black readers on here who consume fanfic on a daily (like me 🤭):

To the Black nerdy girls.

And the Black artsy girls.

And the awkward Black girls.

And the quiet Black girls.

And the loud Black girls.

And the goth Black girls.

And the alt Black girls.

And the Black girls who love watching anime.

And the Black girls who love reading.

And Black girls who are sexually experienced.

And the Black girls that aren’t yet.

And the Black who love that taboo shit.

And the Black girls who wear braids or weaves or their natural hair.

And the Black girls who are mothers.

And the tall Black girls.

And the short Black girls.

And the skinny Black girls.

And the plus-sized Black girls.

And the slim thick Black girls.

Or the Black girls who are somewhere in between.

You are valid. You are loved. I write for ALL of you and if you didn’t read my stuff, I wouldn’t write.

I always write with a Black girl in mind so please know that when I write, the Reader will ALWAYS be me and you. PERIOD.

Love, Jazz ❤️

[goth-queen]

[demon-freak-from-below-deactiva]

um

[tsuchinokoroyale]

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[dreamthry-deactivated20251210]

god made balls to be played with

[battletoads]

let's play

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[odd-maid3n]

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