Bottle of Red

-Drinks red wine all the time because it doesn't have to be cold so my housemates don't know I'm drunk. -Can only survive on a clear liquid and puns. -November Grinch -Likes to smell things

[idrils]

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

[southernsideofme]

[6qubed]

sorry to hear about the car :(

[correct-vampire-opinions]

gofundme to get the guy a new car

[stream]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[splendidland]

this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here

[galacticgateau]

me yesterday, in passing conversation, while my laptop is in another state: “haha you know what’s cool? those ceramic cups that are shaped like crumpled solo cups”

MY FUCKENING LAPTOP TODAY: 

like!!!!!!!!!!!!  I love how advertisements aren’t even PRETENDING anymore that our phones aren’t explicitly listening to us at all times, oh my fucking god. I hate this

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

This is so scary

[pileofknives]

This has only happened to me with things I’ve googled or searched for on Amazon TBH

[tchaikovskaya]

my friends mom is an obgyn and she said the word speculum (not something u hear every day and not something my friend searched for at any point in time) and shortly after that ads for gynecological medical tools started showing up on both her phone and her laptop

[marieannelise]

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

[oikawaonline-deactivated2022080]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

[doyouevenfilm]

Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.”

Hercules (1997) dir. Ron Clements & John Musker

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

like! people always reference pride & prejudice as the archetypal “normal girl falls for mysterious brooding antihero” story but they overlook the part where lizzy drags darcy so fucking hard he leaves town and then apologizes for talking to her the next time they meet even though they’re at his literal house

[memesandlaughs]

[pixalry]

Harry Potter Illustration Series - Created by Dan Elijah Fajardo

These designs are available for sale as shirts, cases, and more at his TeePublic Shop. Through December 1, use the code Pixalry25 at checkout to get 25% off your order.

[kimpossibooty]

‪You ever so starved for any human contact you go into a Lush and let them sample things on you?‬

[princesstigerbelle]

One question

Who will stop him

[j1mjamss]

nobody 

let the boy dance

[kylos]

🌧🌧🌧

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

[mwg-drwg]