You were always the mysterious one.

Megan. November 29, 1994. 22.

[jestershark]

“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener

[weloveshortvideos]

Didn’t expect that.

[prince-snoozy]

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

HOW ARE THEY NOT LAUGHING?

[maureen2musings]

[77lllll]

[humor-n-shit-blog]

this is performance art

[jongyyy]

[sandandglass]

[freakinmilkonthatshizz]

llamas gone wild

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

[0v9]

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

[colonel-clucker]

5.17.18 | This is how you break a losing streak

[4gifs]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

[lulz-time]

[tor-ta]

[kingofthehillcaps]

[boota]

[arianna738]

My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!

[tallon-underworld]

Dang

[theonecalledpreposterous-deacti]

“Do you love the color of fire?”

[lucybellwood]

Rosy morning porthole view.

[cuteys]

Whoa

[red-lipstick]

Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day    Drawings  (All perfectly valid reasons)