[wyrmoftheweb]

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

[homunculus-argument]

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

[vedurnan-archive]

Hello guys. Any pics for me today?

[bapouro]

[vedurnan-archive]

This guy can go wherever he wants, right?

[bigpoppypuppy-deactivated202412]

on a ride like that? absolutely…

[helsex]

naming something "love handles" then insisting they're ugly and evil and a problem to be fixed is so insidious....they're literally love handles because i love them and want to handle them. get on my level

[orphetoon]

summers about to end so its that time of year again (boots up kh2 and plays only the first two hours)

[girl-uncle]

i'm very passionate about this

[zaccrimart]

Reupload of my silly first kiss comic (i deleted my blog on accident lol)

[belleybbean]

okay real talk this trope is so sweet for any and all ships because it just goes to show that the romantic love between both characters has developed so naturally that it seems like the first bit of affection they’d display to each other would be on accident, and still feel routine until they realize the opposite :”)

[blackarachnya]

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

[xekstrin]

[paramoregf]

did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

[paramoregf]

need her url

[innerchildabortionclinic]

long sleeves to protect themselves is crazy😭😭

[hotvampireadjacent]

I feel like I’m losing my mind. I’m more surprised about the co workers that just. Did nothing?????????????

[acedadtorney]

[thoughtcascades]

Can I get a refund on all the naps I refused as a kid?

[animentality]

[kardia-library-official]

GoA + Onion headlines.

Bonus:

[tokimaeki]

is everyone enjoying guardians of azuma

[lokelios]

I may have gotten hooked on a game and went too deep

Part 2

[gunpowdercarousel]

Persona 3: Save the world from evil monsters with your badass sexy monster-hunter friends in the most magical city in the world (Tokyo)

Persona 5: Commit sexy fucking crimes with your badass awesome sexy thief friends in the most magical city in the world (Tokyo)

Persona 4: You are in OHIO. Your friends are LOSERS. You are WET. Go hang out at TARGET.