𝒍𝒊𝒍 𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒘

[bottomyg]

yoongi: look

yoongi: ik im drunk but

yoongi: im gonna be ur bf one day

jimin: be my husband instead

yoongi: ok gn

[bottomyg]

yoongi: hell yeh im hard

H orny

A nd

R eally

D epressed

[bottomyg]

yoongi: mf i wanna be ur husband so bad

taehyung: ugh yes hand in marriage rq 💍🧎

*15mins later*

taehyung: r we divorcing? ☹️😞

yoongi: yes

[bottomyg]

namjoon: hey hry?

taehyung: god

taehyung: im god wby?

[bottomyg]

namjoon: im gonna make u scream with 2 fingers

yoongi: what are u gonna fkn do? poke my eyes out??

[bottomyg]

namjoon: help! i broke my arm in 3 places

yoongi: then don't go to those places

[seok-jesus]

Namjoon: Things I want, snuggles.

Namjoon: Things I receive, struggles.

[bottomyg]

Yoongi: Things i have, your girl and my tongue technology

@ me ; why is this fookin accurate?

[bottomyg]

BTS (in quarantine) at utube:

namjoon - primitive buildings

seokjin - miniature cooking

yoongi - lofi

jimin - recommendations

hoseok - tiktok

taehyung - surfing music

jeongguk - memes

[bottomyg]

poor yoonie after taking a long sleep from all the work and waking up late to see no food

lol the fact i wanna caught jimin for tryna take move to kook + hobi regrets laughing at jin

NOTE : quotes aren't official, only edited by me. pictures originally no quotes, got them from FB.

[bottomyg]

[past]

namjoon: what's your name?

seokjin: my man.

namjoon: you're my man?

seokjin: yes, indeed.

[present]

namjoon: that's how i fall in love to your eomma

maknae line: all because of his-

seokjin: y'all will understand when y'all grew up

namjoon: yes, indeed.

[bottomyg]

jimin: <3

jeongguk: Ɛ<

jimin: how tf—

[bottomyg]

Hey i want to send you a message and it wont let me..

oh, i'm sorry :[ but if you're talking about private/direct message, it's locked. thanks for being concern♡ this message made my midnight!

[bottomyg]

M

[bottomyg]

I

[bottomyg]

N

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ㅤ

[bottomyg]

Y

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O

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O

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N

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G

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I

[bottomyg]

jeongguk: i have an idea

seokjin: no murder

jeongguk: nevermind

[bottomyg]

seokjin: gguk and tae always share the same bed. i wish you'd do that too

namjoon: uh- okay.

[the next day]

namjoon: *lays beside taegguk*

taegguk: ..???

namjoon: im confused as well, brothers

[bottomyg]

taehyung: you like bad boys, don't you?

jeongguk: uh yeah?

taehyung: not to show off but i stole a lil girl's loli, pushes the door that says pull, jerk off your face-

jeongguk: ok stop, i heard enough!

[bottomyg]

guest at bts house: do you have a bathroom?

hoseok: no, we pee in the yard

[it should be like "may i use your bathroom?"]