Kia's NSFW blog

Female/England Gotta love Sidon and Revali (also gay for Urbosa XD) Feel free to send asks about headcanons, drawings (nothing too complex) and even fanfiction. I might never draw Revali unless you're all OK with a human version? I can't draw birds lol.

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Are you ever just sat there, doing whatever, and then you suddenly think to yourself, I really want Sidon to fuck me? Or is it just me that that happens to XD Welp, I'm most definitely thirsty for Sidon lol

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Wooppppppp

I created the SFW blog, it's just @BotW-LoZ

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T.T

I need my amiibos for BotW but I'm poor lmao, I'll have to see if I have enough money for them after my birthday, also I'm probably gonna create an SFW blog for some dumb doodles I do lol, I'll make a post about it if I do lol

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Woop headcanon time

Ok so this one is for Revali, and someone may have already come up with this headcanon but idk so hear it is.

How Revali would act if his s/o was to take the initiative for the first time.

Holding hands (hand wing?):

⊙ he'd be very surprised

⊙ probably blushing

⊙ he'd be happy but he'd never admit it

Hugs:

⊙ very similar to the last one

⊙ he'd probably tense up at first with all of his feathers ruffling up

⊙ once he relaxed into the hug he'd hug back

⊙ probably rest his head in the crook of his s/os neck

Kissing:

⊙ it would probably be a very short peck that the s/o does

⊙ he'd likely pull them back for a bit of a more intimate kiss

⊙ letting his wings run along their body, one of them on the back of their head to deepen the kiss (still trying to figure out how this would work since he has a beak and all)

If you have any ideas for requests feel free to send an ask or message me with the request and I'll try to get around to all of them

Also Revali has completely stolen my heart more so than Sidon at this point lmao and I was so adamant at one point that I'd never be a furry, welp this is karma in the best form!

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Ok

So it's my birthday next month (July) and I was thinking of writing a fanfiction for it, but I'm torn between Revali and Sidon, I'm tempted to write one about Sidon but still... it'll probably be an x reader but I'll probably use a default name that I'll decide on at the time.

Also, little headcanon, idk it's just stuff I've observed but is it me or does Urbosa seem to have a slight crush on Zelda? Either way I see Urbosa as at the least bisexual lol

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*Send me an Expression and a Character n I’ll draw it*

Hey hi I made an art meme, and bc there aren’t enough nasty ones I did a nasty one ;3c

have fun lmao

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I can try for some of the BotW characters with these if anyone's interested? Obviously sidon would be the easiest XD but ya know, I'll try any of them even the birbs

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I have seen this video so many times now XD I love it!

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

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DON’T SEE WHY NOT 

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Yassss please why not!

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Kinda in need of Cor cuddles so reblogging… HAHAHAHA </3

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I’d love to come home to something from the bird husbands or Link or Vio Link??

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If only lol

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Everyone here is like “you’re either a bird fucker or a shark fucker you can’t be both” but let me tell you bucko,,,, I’m both and more

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okay, so i had this thought for a long time. how would the champions (both new and old) react to getting attacked by chicken?

Link

-He grew up in Hateno. You won’t get him anywhere near a chicken while wielding a weapon

Urbosa

-Would be extremely annoyed

-It is a tamed bird! Why has this not been bred out of them?!

-Keeps hitting them

Riju

-Very confused

-All she did was flick it

-Why is there a flock of them

Daruk

-Doesn’t care

-There’s more of them to pet now

-He accidentally hurt the first one while petting

Yunoba

-Very upset because Link has explained what this means

-He didn’t mean to hurt it, he tried so hard to be gentle

-He starts crying

Revali

-Screaming. Lots of screaming

-He’ll deny it after

-The mere mention of a chicken has him puffing up in defense

Teba

-He’s heard of what they do

-Put one in the same room as him and he runs

-He knows they’re the superior warriors

Mipha

-Too gentle. They can’t bring themselves to attack her

Sidon

-He pet it too enthusiastically

-He immediately runs toward the river

-He can’t stand the wrath of the chickens

*Blue

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For the girls who what dat fish dick XD I got bored and doodled this, just looking at it turns me on, jk... well OK maybe a little but I'm really proud of how this turned out XD also I know I need to improve drawing dicks, I know it's crap atm but oh well also the eyes are censored so you can maybe think of it as yourself? Well actually that's a lie XD I can't draw side profile eyes lol

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Yo!

So asks should be open? I'm happy to answer literally anything if you want to know anything about me then ask, or if you want to know my thoughts on a certain headcanon you have or how a certain character would act regarding that headcanon? Or request a fanfiction, I will write all the fanfiction if you guys can help with giving me ideas? And obviously drawings (they're free Woop, unless you want to draw something for me in exchange? Lol)

Characters I'll draw:

Sidon

Urbosa (maybe)

Revali once I learn how to draw birds XD

Paya if anyone wants her drawn.

Will I draw myself? Yes when I work out how to do that on my phone ^^||

Characters I'll write fanfiction about?

Any of them except they'll be x reader XD I'm not brilliant at writing character x character

Headcanons- send me them, send me your headcanons for me to write about because I will write a LOT about them XD or at least as much as I can.

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Headcanon 01

Where are the male Zoras dicks you might wonder? Well here's my theory/headcanon

Ok, so you know where the crotch is? Well of course you do, if you're as in love with Sidon as I am (you must be if you're looking at my NSFW blog XD) then surely you've looked to his crotch a few times at least, well, what if there's a pouch? Like you know how Kangaroos have that pouch for their little Joeys? What if Zora males have a pouch for their dicks?

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I'll explain my headcanon on the fish dick in a separate post 💖