Take Care!

Any 🏳️‍⚧️ 

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD”

[joshpeck]

all men do is lie

[dogpuppy]

[crowcaws]

People act like being a werewolf is a curse but it would fix so so many problems for me. People wouldn't ask me annoying questions at work if I was a werewolf. They'd ask me something they could have answered themselves with minimal effort and my would bones start cracking and they know to fucking run away.

[crowcaws]

me when someone asks me for info that's in the fuckin email I sent them two hours ago

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED

[4est]

[ulanji]

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sloppystyle]

why did he do that

[lesbica-in-decadenza]

[consecuences]

[thespeedycricket]

You see this when you enter Maine

[hotvampireadjacent]

one time i showed this pic to my dad and he got flustered and said “I’m sure it’s not the first gay dog” trying to be inclusive

[kordova-deactivated20230908]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

an actual world heritage post

[itsjustbeek]

happy 10th anniversary

[turing-tested]

[candyredterezii]

[feazelbal]

[jambearie]

[emailmore]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[dailyhatsune]

Hatsune Miku with her hair down

[pluralwizard]

[somecutething]

[sandbirde]

[thatshapeami]

[kinemon]

YOU ALL ARE