Uncommon Sense.

I can't go back to yesterday, I was a different person then.

[thebakercist]

Inktober/Drawlloween Day 5.  Mashed the two themes together for this one.  Kinda.  (Long & Full Moon Follies)

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[grav3yardgirl]

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[itsthatunique]

                                           “We go to our knees for no one.”

[themochabarbie]

Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I'll send u a nude

[animated-disney-gifs]

There is nowhere you could go that I won’t be with you.

[greedyforloves]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Me when someone talking mad shit but I got receipts

[stonerparty]

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[quotemadness]

Self-esteem comes from who you have in your life. How you were raised. What you struggled with as a child.

Halle Berry (via quotemadness)

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

[youarethebloodinmyownveins]

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

You’re excused bitch. 

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Alex nooooooo

[whaticantremembernow]

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

[volatilequeen]

Laaaawd that was cruial

[okayaqua]

savage

[blasianxbri]

Lololololol.

[tayfromthabay]

Tortilla hoe.

[o-rigamii]

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[startrekdeepspacenine]

you gotta be dunkin my donuts

[macotaco111111111111111111]

you gotta be huttin my pizza

[startrekdeepspacenine]

you gotta be mackin my donalds, man

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

youre really innin’ my outs here, buddy. youre fivein my guys.

[necrofuturism]

ya whitin my castle. ya dairyin my queen. ya steakin my shake.

[wildshapedruid]

But are you belling my taco

[percyderoloiii]

you’re expressing my panda

[tk-tako]

you’re starring my bucks here bud

[tubegayarmy]

u rly krispin my kremes my dude

[sharkiethedork]

You’re really carling my junior here bucko

[dykeike]

wendys

[gotham]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

[thechamberofsecrets]

I always feel like a cat when I eat tuna but it’s whatever

[martymcflowers-deactivated20190]

[okaymad]