'Tis an Honor!

Independent Canon Multimuse. Written by Dan.

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dxrkqueenlilith​:

“A mutually beneficial agreement, huh?” Jack said as he lowered his weapon, causing it to vanish. “I don’t recall you being in the position to make such a demand.”

Despite her display of power, he wasn’t impressed. Not because it wasn’t powerful, but more because he just didn’t care that much. It wasn’t his goddamn job to be impressed by little girls wielding magical powers. That was the job of other simps. He was much too busy simping another fucking woman in the room to even consider entertaining the idea of reacting with awe to Rosa.

“Tell you what. You put the flashy colors away and we’ll talk. I can’t take you fucking seriously when you look like a magical girl reject. As much as I want my lady here to have ultimate power in this partnership, I realize that it doesn’t work that way. So hopefully we can work some magic.”

Lilith was about to interject but Jack covered her mouth with his right hand before shooting her a glare that silenced her.

Make a scene now and it’ll all be for nought. So shut the fuck up and let a mature adult handle it.

“Now then.” He said as he took a seat in front of her desk. “Care to tell me exactly what you have in mind?”

No, she certainly wasn’t in any position to make any demands. Not in the least. In fact, her mind was basically on fire. It was the calming inner voice of Virizion that kept her looking outwardly put-together, the Sword’s guiding voice that had pushed her to make the demand when she did. She had learned to trust the legend’s advise, even if it sounded like she would be getting herself in deeper trouble. Even so... she couldn’t disagree with the results. 

It really was much more amusing this way. This Jack, this Lilith... it didn’t take a degree in shience to know that these two were much, much more than they seemed. Very few people could manifest weapons from nothing, and dispose of them just as quickly. Maybe they’d be strong enough...

She allowed the power to fade away, reduced to nothing more than the voice of her partner whispering into her mind. The sword and outfit faded in a flash green leaf-like energy, and the springtime breeze that was blowing through the room vanished. It was still once more.

“I’m glad that you decided to see reason, Mr. Manager~,” she smiled brightly, acting as if nothing nearly as fantastical and downright near-violent had happened between them. “I can understand your want for your... client... to have what she wants, but a sudden shift like that would be far too obvious, and I think you both know this. You want Lilith’s rise to... stardom... to be subtle. You of course wouldn’t want other... actresses... getting wind of her rise.” The code may not have been necessary, but she was sticking to it. 

“I propose slowed integration. Your... employees could be slowly added to the staff here, mingling with the current employees. We may even be able to gather other trainers to our cause, should they be trustworthy enough.” She scratched her chin, choosing not to imagine the beard that wasn’t there, as this was serious business. “I have many contacts throughout the region. Any number of them could be useful in this endeavor. Now I realize this will put a lot of power in your hands eventually, like you requested, but I hope you know that I want something in exchange. I request that our team take measures to ensure that no other ‘organizations’ can rise in the future. And current ones should be... suppressed.”

Her blue eyes narrowed. 

“There is one other thing that I want.” 

An uncharacteristic venom dripped from the kind girl’s lips. 

“I want Ghetsis to die.”

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Rosa Headcanons 1/??

So, given the latest post, you might have some questions.

Given that Reshiram is hanging out with N and Zekrom is- or rather, was, given that Ghetsis kidnapped him to fuse with Kyurem- hanging out with White in the canon of this blog, Rosa would not have a true relationship with either of those legendaries. Nor would she with Kyurem, since Ghetsis used that ice dragon to nearly murder her. So that got me thinking. What legendary could she count on to match with Black Kyurem, a dreadfully powerful monstrosity?

The Swords of Justice. 

It makes sense, doesn’t it? With the region threatened, she would have tried to garner support from all of the Swords, perhaps even Keldeo, I don’t really know. But with the Three by her side, she might have a chance. It was a tough fight, but she did eventually pull through.

Getting the aid of the Trio wasn’t easy. If Virizion hadn’t vouched for her to the other Two, it very well may not have been possible at all. 

See, Virizion had been watching Rosa for some time. Her connection to nature resonated with the Sword of Grass, and Virizion chose her as her Wielder. 

The Swords of Justice are just that. Swords. They are weapons to defend Pokemon-kind from those that wish to harm them. In the past this power had been wielded to combat human hunters. But now, it would be wielded by a human, fighting humans. Though commanding the Sword in battle was not the only gift given to Rosa as Virizion’s wielder. 

Through their connection, Rosa can gain the stats of the legend and manifest a silver rapier, through which she can perform moves like Sacred Sword and Leaf Blade. She even gets a fancy new outfit. Yes, Rosa is a Magical Girl.

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dxrkqueenlilith​:

“Villainess roles, huh? I suppose they’re a good fit for someone like me. Though I do have a question for you, Miss Valentine.”

She walked up to the desk and placed both hands on it as she leaned forward and glared into the other’s eyes.

“How long will it be until I run this company? Because at the end of the day, that’s my goal. To get a foothold in this land and rise to the top. Since as far as I’m concerned. You have two options. Support me and leave this room alive or kiss your life goodbye.”

Jack materialized a trident out of thin air and pointed the blade directly at Rosa.

“I suggest you listen to Lady Lilith. She’s in a good mood right now, so there’s a very good chance that you make it out of this alive. Thing is, we aren’t here to make it in show business or whatever. That was just a ruse to gain entry into this office. We’re what you could call a villain team. Team Haze to be exact.”

“I’m an Admin of Team Haze, Jack Valentine. And she’s naturally the Leader. So what will it be? Will your company become a front of our Team or will you die here? Because believe me. With all these other teams running around. It’s hard to get a good start. Especially that Team Plasma. I’d love to give that Ghetsis a piece of my mind. But that’s neither here nor there.”

The record scratched and the screen paused, and for a few moments there was silence. Until Rosa popped out of the right corner wielding a red marker. 

Okay, so. Two things. Yeah, you see me? She casually circled the wide, shocked face the other her was making. Yeah, it’s a pretty sticky situation I’m in. I mean.  A very beautiful girl leaning in close would be enough to make anyone blush- she started, drawing hearts over her eyes. “-but a man with a sharp weapon pointed directly at her face at the same time? Other girls dream of this moment! Or, well, more like it’s their worst nightmare. She drew a big ol’ meanie face with evil eyebrows over Jack. 

And then there’s this chick- She circled Lilith and started coloring in the mostly-revealed tits for modesty’s sake. She’s too lewd for kid’s television. How is 4Kids gonna dub this? Oh well. Right. I suppose you want to know how I managed to get out of this alive. Well, I’ll show you. 

And she darted off the screen, letting it play again.

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After the initial shock passed, the former Champion recovered.

Rosa’s lips curled into a low frown, a rarity in these parts. “If control of the company is what you want, I won’t be any use to you. I’m simply filling in for the real Chairman while he’s vacationing with his husband.” She seemed... oddly calm, for having a trident pointed at her and death threats thrown her way. “You aren’t the first person who’s tried to threaten me.” A light breeze whipped up in the office- odd, as there was no draft. “Ghetsis wanted me to turn on the region, to wield the power of the Swords of Justice against the humans, as they were meant to be.” A small amulet hanging from her chest started to glow green, enveloping her body in light.

The blue-green eyes that stared back at Lilith and Jack held within them an eerie, ages-old wisdom in them. Like there was more than just a 20-something girl glaring at them. “But we fought back against him and prevailed. If you wish to meet the same fate, then we might have to cross blades.” 

The power radiating around Rosa was not that of a human, but the natural, ancient energy of the Grass Sword of Justice, Virizion.

A rapier appeared in her left hand, her outfit transmogrified into short light green and white dress with a sheer cape. “But if we can come to a mutually beneficial agreement, perhaps blood will not need to be shed.”

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dxrkqueenlilith​:

“Us working well together fully depends on whether or not you can keep up with our ideals. But regardless. You know full well why I’m here. You were looking for a new star actress, right? Well. Lilith here is exactly what you’re looking for. She’s attractive, quite smart and can adapt well to any script you may desire.”

Jack wondered internally why Lilith was so keen on establishing a presence as an actress here. Apparently it had something to do with making herself known. And how she didn’t like other villains running rampant in a dimension that she wanted to make her own.

It was hard to get a read on her sometimes.

“I don’t need you to speak for me, Jack.” Lilith said to her subordinate, having assumed Lalaco’s appearance for this new world. “But yes. That’s the truth of the matter. If you have any jobs, I’d be willing to take them. But I do warn you that if you get on my bad side … there will be consequences.”

“Hmm?” Oh, yeah, that’s right! “Yeah, I was looking for a new actress. Our last one left after one of the attendants messed somethin’ up. I don’t even know exactly what. She ran off yellin’ something about too many red Minior Corebursts in her dressing room? I dunno what the big deal is. Red’s the best flavor of Coreburst!” She loved those tiny round wads of chewy taffy candy. They even had this hard outer shell that left the flavor hidden! Which of course that diva had to have removed. Stupid bitch. Disrespectin’ food like that. 

But it seemed like this Lilith had a diva streak- or at least something intimidating. Not that she minded. Sabrina could be very intimidating, and she was one of the best people to work with in the business! “Hmmm, well we do have a few roles. That Jessica bi-” Oh, wait. She was the boss, she oughta be professional. “-witch had a few villainess roles lined up. A new magical girl series, a spy film, oh!” She flashed a wide grin, “We’ve got a movie about Galarian pirates that she was supposed to be in! With a getup like that, you’d be perfect!”

Though she did have to admit the odd blue-purple skin tone might be a bit much. Was it natural, or some sort of accident with an experimental berry? 

She didn’t know.

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obstructthis​:

Shilo and the Graverobber

“I’ll getcha a few ‘f m’albums then!” he laughed before he gulped down another cupcake, managing to at least have the grace to cover his mouth before the belch that followed, “Should be able t’get ya th’full spread ‘f yer wantin’ t’sample th’whole thing. Maybe start wit’ th’more recent shit first. My older stuff’s alrigh’ but I think I’ve honestly gotten way better wit’ tha’ last one I put out, ‘sides th’one we’re adaptin’ ‘ere.”

He hummed lightly before he added, looking over towards the set as he heard some commotion as one of the backgrounds nearly tipped over, “Dunno ‘f ‘t’s best fer workin’ out to, though I’ll tell ya, you’ll burn a few cals rockin’ out t’it at a party ‘f tha’s yer jam!”

The commotion over on set nearly reached a panic before someone’s Golurk managed to come along in a timely manner and upright the background element and push it back against its supports, drawing Piers’ attention yet again.

“So yer a seasoned actor, I ‘ear, yeah? Lotta commotion goin’ on ‘round here pretty regularly, from what I seen so far. Got any tips fer dealin’ wit’ all tha’? I’m no stranger t’th’stage, but this ain’ th’kinda stage I’m used t’bein’ on ‘f ya catch m’meanin’.”

“Really?” Her big blue eyes shimmered like the clear sky just after a rainstorm- heck, there was even a rainbow in her pupils! “You’re the best, Piers!~” She giggled very nearly slammed into him with a hug that could shake a mountain, though decided against it last second and merely punched the air above her with her fist. “Today’s just getting better and better!” Awesome music, a new movie to star in, and a cast she was already falling in love with. Arceus was truly blessing her with a marvelous day. Or was it Ar-coos? She never really knew the right pronunciation there. 

Just the thought of listening to more of Piers’ music was gonna keep her in a good mood all day, which was honestly going to be a bit troublesome when she had to become Shilo. But she was a professional, dammit! She could handle this, while also being excited! 

Speaking of which. “Yep!~ I’ve been helping out around here for ages now. There’s even a branch I run in Hoenn~. And yeah, it gets crazy around here, but I love the energy! Everyone’s so passionate about this, it’s super fun~.” Though she supposed Piers was no stranger to that sort of thing. She knew just how crazy concert tours could be. “Hmmm, I suppose the big difference is you’re always doing stuff live, right? Here ewe don’t necessarily need to get everything done in one take. Sometimes we do, just for funsies, but most of the time we go through the same scene a couple times just to make sure we get all the right angles. At least that was Cameraman Dave says.” 

Dave was her favorite cameraman. It was always so adorable seeing his Magnemite try to lift the camera up with that electrokin-whatsit powers they have. 

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@dxrkqueenlilith​

The PokeStar Studios in Unova was really one of Rosa’s favorite places. The sheer creative energy thrumming through the place like lightning was so contagious and captivating that she couldn’t help but get wrapped up in all the fun! And she was learning a lot, too. She’d spent some time with the stunt guys, studied the effects of the new spotlights with the lighting crew, and heck, even messed around with the special effects team. Heh, maybe she’d write and direct her own movie someday with all the extra behind the scenes knowledge she was getting.

But she couldn’t go out and join in the fun today. No, the chairman had given her an important job, one that required she stay in his office.

While he was out on a vacation with his husband, she would have to act as the Chairman for a week.

SO that’s why she was receiving one of her recent callers in that very office, sitting as professionally as she could at the desk, a glittery name plate set atop it reading R. Valentine. 

“So nice to finally meet you and your client in person, Mr. Manager~!” Rosa mused with a bright smile. “I take it this lovely lady here is the Lilith you mentioned?” Was it a stage name? She wasn’t sure. But damn that woman was pretty. Her boobs were nearly falling out of her shirt! How scandalous.

“Ah, on the phone you said your name was... Jack Valentine? Neat! We have the same last name. That means we’ll definitely work well together, Mr. Manager. So, how can I help you and your client? You said you had an offer?”

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Pally and Rosa’s Excellent Adventure

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spacial-tears‌:

         Pally could have melted over the mere fact that Rosa was so sweet and pure-hearted. Really, she ought to keep her eyes peeled so that a Ho-Oh didn’t come and steal her date away!

      “I think we’ll be fiine.” She giggled, “If anyone tries to ruin our date, we can just run away! Or I can steal you away with my teleport-y orty super power!”

         Like a knight, Palkia mused to herself.

      “Hmm… We’ve got a lot to do tonight! I wanna take you out to dinner, maybe look at some stuff around the city… Oooh and maybe we can get a crepe!” She gasped, “I’ve been researching human dates, so I got it!”

“Right~ Your teleporty-worty-lorty-norty super-duper power!” It was so weird getting teleported around by her Pally-wally, like going up in a roller-coaster and dropping back down so suddenly. With that, no one could ruin their date! Though... maybe she shouldn’t eat too much food. Wouldn’t wanna puke on her date! That would be embarrassing. 

“Oooo! If you’ve done your research on human dates, then you know we gotta get some food and then see a movie together! And then, like every romance movie, you take me to your home and have your way with me all night.”

...Keep this girl away from rom coms. She’ll start believing they’re real.

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chroniclesofgensokyo‌:

The Ghost Princess’ pink eyes analyzed the blade that the other had displayed before her and her lips twisted into a coy smile. “Disobeying Soul Society? How very delightful. I’ve never been fond of those fools. Always trying to recruit me into being a Captain. I am very much content with my current position, thank you very much.”

She stepped forward, pink energy radiating around her.

“But I digress. I know exactly what you want me to do. You want me to put my magical energy, or, as you call it, reiatsu, into this blade in order to help your friend, correct? And then you want me to recommend other people who can help.”

“Well it’s a good thing that I’m so generous! I will gladly help you, Kuchiki-chan! On the condition that you bring me some modern day Earth food! I know that you have the ability to travel to the outside world and I’ve been dying to try some new delicacies! Gensokyo food is great and all, but it’s always the same and there’s never any improvements. On the other hand, I’ve heard that the outside world has developed some amazing meals! So treat me to one of those and you will have my utmost cooperation.”

Now that coy smile from the Ghost Princess tugged hints of a grin from the Lieutenant as well. Yes, there was a certain amusement in going against their orders, one that Rukia could never really get used to. She could certainly see how their hounding would get on Yuyuko’s nerves; frankly she’d gotten a bit tired herself of some of the, as Ichigo would call it, ‘red tape’ and other legal nonsense that led to similar situations. Not to mention how dumb it was, in hindsight, to give her a seat on the divisions when she didn’t even graduate the Academy properly. If Kaien hadn’t taken her under his wing?

Well, Rukia probably wouldn’t be anywhere near where she was now.

“Come again? I ask for this incredible favor, and all you ask of me is food?” If she’d known, she would have prepared a feast! “I can certainly arrange for that. There were foods in the Land of the Living that even I had not tasted prior to meeting Ichigo. A lot has changed in the last few hundred years, I must say. Did you know they package pre-prepared food together in little plastic things and freeze them for later consumption? I believe Ichigo called it a ‘TV Dinner’. You would put the food in a ‘microwave’ that heats up the frozen food to a reasonable temperature.” The microwave had amazed her the first time she saw him using it, and it still amazed her today.

“I can take you with me, if necessary, to Earth. There are many foods I wish to share with you, Saigyouji-san.”

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chroniclesofgensokyo‌:

“Seek aid you say?” Yuyuko repeated as she allowed herself to fall to the ground gently, landing in front of the other. “Now that’s an even rarer situation. As you know, those from Soul Society are quite arrogant. They hate relying on others. So for you to venture here in search of aid, then it must be very urgent indeed.”

She allowed her powerful aura to subside a bit and pulled out her fan, gently waving it at herself.

“Well, it’d be awfully rude of me to turn you away after you’ve displayed such excellent manners~! So I’ll gladly hear you out, Shinigami-chan. Though perhaps an introduction from you would first be in order. It would be quite awkward just addressing you by your title the entire time, would it not?”

“My name is Rukia Kuchiki, I am the Lieutenant of 13th Division, and I came here of my own accord. Against the Soul Society’s wishes.” It was an act of rebellion that at first glance might not appear like something she would do, but Rukia had come far from the proper adopted daughter of the Kuchiki clan she used to be. Being locked up by her brother, invading the land of the Hollows themselves... those sorts of things change people.

A hint of a warm smile tugged at the corner of her lips as she continued. “There is a... friend... of mine. He’s going to be in dire trouble soon if I can’t help him. This is something both I and my superiors agree on. However, I disagree with their methods.” She held out her hand to the side and focused, a blade of pure blue reishi manifesting against her palm. Well, perhaps ‘blade’ was a bit inaccurate. It looked a little unstable, janky, and pixelated. “They wanted me to go around collecting the reiatsu of all the Soul Society’s Captains, forge it into a blade that can be used to give my friend back the powers he had when he saved the Soul Society.”

She laid the blade flat against her palms, holding it out to Yuyuko. “I fear it won’t be enough. The power he wielded to save our people... it was far, far above anything that twelve captains could manifest, even the likes of Captain Zaraki.” A name, she assumed, was known even here for the sheer power and death toll it carried. “If Ichigo Kurosaki is to stand a chance against this foe...”

She locked eyes with the Princess, dark orbs narrowed in a determined glare. “He’s going to need all the help he can get.”

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chroniclesofgensokyo‌:

@bounteousmuses​

“My, my. What is this I see before me? A Shinigami from Soul Society? How very rare indeed~.”

Hovering above the newcomer in the area was a woman with pink hair and a blu and white dress. Her matching pink eyes gazing down at the other, a smile on her face.

“Tell me. Is this your first time in the Netherworld? If so, allow me to formally welcome you to it.”

“I am Yuyuko Saigyouji. The Ghost Princess of the Netherworld and its ruler.”

Power radiated from her being, befitting of one who was royalty.

She held out her right hand.

“Now state your business. Are you here just to admire the sights or are you here as a threat? Because usually only Ferrymen Shinigami like Komachi venture here. It is very rare that Warrior Shinigami show their face. So I do hope your reason is positive, otherwise I may have to get violent~.”

It could be said that the Sereitei’s worst-kept secret is that there were other spiritual realms besides theirs that some people end up in. While a majority of passing souls are brought to the Rukon Districts in the Soul Society, a number are carted off elsewhere for one reason or another. The Valkyrie, for instance, draw the souls of fallen warriors to the realm of Valhala to be trained for further use. That was, in a way, similar to the Shinigami of the Soul Society, though they took more than the souls of warriors. 

The Netherworld, however... that was an entirely different animal. The newcomer to this realm gave the pink haired woman a firm nod, swallowing her surprise at being snuck up on so easily. For a being that radiated such intense pressure, she was frightfully stealthy. “Yes, your grace, I have only read tales of this place and wanted to see it for myself...” As the woman stated, the Netherworld was usually only the business of the Ferrymen, a breed of Shinigami that collected the souls that didn’t choose to linger on the material plane or didn’t become Hollows. The souls that a Warrior needn’t worry about.

“I am not here to fight, Princess Saigyouji-san.” The proud lieutenant bowed her head in supplication. “I am here to seek aid.”

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prompt list i. ♡

angst.

“(Name)! Open the door!”

“I can’t pretend anymore.”

“How could you ask me that?”

“You lied to me!”

“You can’t see me.”

“If I’m a monster, what are you?”

“Tell me I’m wrong.”

“You’re scaring me.”

“Get the hell out.”

“I thought you were dead.”

“I’m not losing you again.”

“Why do you care?”

“Don’t you dare walk out that door.”

“You’re not safe here.”

“That sounds a lot like ‘goodbye.’”

“You broke my heart.”

“What is this? What are we really?”

“I’m sorry but.. who are you?”

“Why aren’t you with her?”

“Don’t shut me out.”

“This isn’t you.”

“You’ve hurt me enough already.”

“I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.”

“I won’t forgive you for this.”

“There was never an ‘us.’”

“I never loved you.”

“It was never supposed to come to this.”

“Do you really think I’m happy?”

fluff & romance.

“Tell me again.”

“Marry me.”

“Do you trust me?”

“It’s freezing. Come here.”

“I’ve got you.”

“Because I love you.”

“Don’t ever let me go.”

“I’ve loved you for years.”

“Stay. Please.”

“I can’t imagine my life without you in it anymore.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

“Always.”

“Look, a shooting star! Make a wish.”

“Is that.. my shirt?”

“I think I love you.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you.”

“Can I stay with you?”

“I can’t sleep.”

“Take my bed tonight. I’ll sleep on the couch.”

“It made me think of you.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“You’re basically a marshmallow. Perfect for cuddling.”

“It’s always been you.”

“Move over.”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Truth or dare?”

“I could kiss you right now.”

“I love you, but stop talking.”

“Quit it! You’re hogging the blankets!”

“I’d hurt anyone who ever left a scar on you.”

“You’re cute when you’re half asleep.”

“Did you just hit me? With a pillow? Oh. It’s on now.”

“Why did you choose me?”

“Are you.. blushing?”

“Take my hand.”

concern & upset.

“You’re shaking.”

“Call me when you get this. It’s urgent.”

“You’re bleeding.”

“I can’t breathe.”

“What happened back there?”

“Wake up. Please wake up.”

“Let me help you.”

“Shh. Come here. It’s just a nightmare.”

“Don’t touch me!”

“Please don’t leave me alone.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“It’s okay. I’m here.”

“Hear that? I’m alive. I’m right here.”

“I don’t want your apology.”

“Stop pretending like everything is fine!”

“Have you lost your damn mind?”

“I’m begging you. Please.”

“You’re going to be okay. Everything is going to be fine.”

“I know hurts, but you have to stay awake, okay?”

“Of course I care.”

“You’re safe now.”

“How much did you have to drink?”

“Let me take you home.”

“What the hell were you thinking? You could have been hurt.”

“Shh. Don’t cry.”

“You need to rest.”

dramatic.

“I can’t feel my legs.”

“Put the gun down.”

“I’ll do it even if it kills me.”

“Let her/him go!”

“Take me instead.”

“Don’t touch her/him.”

“How is this possible? I watched you die.”

“Break them.”

“(Name)! Take my hand!”

“Don’t you die on me!”

“Open your eyes!”

“What have you done?”

“Save yourself.”

“You’re not gonna die on me.”

“Lucky shot.”

“Why can’t I see you?”

“Come back to me.”

“I’ve already lost her once. I won’t lose her again.”

“Get out of here! It’s a trap.”

“What are you doing here? It’s too dangerous!”

“Do you want to die?”

“Helps on the way. You just have to hold on a little longer.”

sassy.

“Bite me.”

“I didn’t believe you cared.”

“You’re jealous.”

“Hmm. So you do have feelings.”

“I dare you.”

“You may be attractive, but I’m not sleeping with you.”

“You know what? Forget it.”

“Did you really think I’d fall for that?”

“I’d like to see you try.”

“I don’t recall asking for your opinion on the matter.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“Watch me.”

“I’m fully capable of kicking your ass.”

“How did my back feel when you stabbed me?”

“Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.”

“If you want me, come and get me.”

“Such poison from a pretty, honeyed mouth.”

“You’re dead.”

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@kyonyumeinu​

“Man... this energy is super weird...” Walking the streets of an unfamiliar city, a short, red haired girl wandered seemingly randomly, muttering lowly to herself. In truth, her wandering wasn’t nearly as chaotic as one might think. Perhaps if someone had stared at her long enough, for some reason deciding it was worth their time to track a teenage girl, they might have noticed that she was moving in a sort of holding pattern, patrolling this particular part of the city.  A friend of hers had sent word of girls disappearing for awhile and coming back with strange behaviors they didn’t have before. Losing interest in what they loved before, acting shifty. Leaving class for strange reasons.  All seemed like Magical Girl shit to Kyoko Sakura.  “Could it be a Witch?” she muttered to herself, passing a Denny’s that made her stomach rumble. But she’d already spent her cash for the day, and if she wanted to take care of this shit timely, then she’d need to stick to her budget plan. The power she felt definitely had a sinister-ness to it, but it didn’t feel as... malignant? yeah, that word, as malignant as a Witch. Something was definitely off. 

“Well... this ain’t gettin’ me anywhere. Maybe I should just find that Airi chick and call it a day...”

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((And Rosa x Hugh (and his reasonably priced vegetables) ))

If They Had A Kid

Name: Dousha Daikon (A word for a black bean paste, befitting of the color themed naming of the Valentine family and the food theme naming of the Daikon family.)

Gender: Male

General Appearance: Dousha has a spiky mass of unruly black hair, even more spiky than his father’s. Though he’s still quite young, only 10 years old, he’s taken 

Personality: Dousha is still pretty young, so he’s a little naive and all, but he’s still generally a very kind boy who would go out of his way to help people. A little shy, but becomes much more boisterous when you get to know him- something he gets from his mom.

Special Talents: No idea what it is about farming, but it’s given the kid a ridiculous level of super strength that rivals his father’s, even at such a young age. He also has great senses, having watched his parents battle from such a young age, lower level Pokemon fights look like the Pokemon are moving through molasses. 

Who they like better: Rosa, he’s a total momma’s boy who clings to her legs all the time.

Who they take after more: Hugh, easily, given that he has the same happy-go-lucky attitude and helps his great grandfather in his farm just like Hugh used to.

Personal Headcanon: Dousha isn’t the smartest, so he’s always wishing for things that are kinda impossible, like teaching himself the TM Fly, or trying to get his Pansear to learn a Water Type move. Yet somehow he always figures out a way to make it work.

Face Claim: Son Goten from Dragon Ball Z.

(Bonus) Pokemon Specialty: Dousha’s a Fire Type specialist like his dad through and through. His first partner was a Pansear that he defeated in multiple duels in the Forest Verde, and who he still trains with regularly. He also owns a Torchic that Rosa got from her friend from Hoenn, Haruka. His Pokemon are named after food, calling his Pansear ‘Roast’ and his Torchic ‘Wings’. 

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((Kid meme: Shauntal x Grimsley))

If They Had A Kid

Name: Shelley Gordon (Or whatever Grimsley’s surname is)

Gender: Female

General Appearance: As a child, Shelley kept her lilac hair short, though she occasionally wore a headband that had a red ribbon attached to it. She wore lots of skirts and bright colors at that age, too, but started shifting to mostly whites and blues as a teen. This is also when she got glasses, choosing a simple black rim. Her vision is absolutely terrible by the way, without them she wouldn’t be able to clearly see much more than a foot in front of her. By the time she started her college classes at the University of Galar - Wyndon, she had switched to wearing short dresses, tights, and boots as part of the uniform. Pictured below is a clip from a battle she saved on her VS Recorder a few months after her 18th birthday, where she and her Lampent perfected their new Ghost Type move, Golden Seal. A defensive move that combines elements of moves like Disable and Imprison to seal the moves that strike the target affected by it.  

Personality: Shelley may try to act cool and suave like her father, but it’s the worst kept secret in all of Unova that she’s as much of a damned dork as her mother is. She loves books, particularly gothic fiction, historical fiction, and romance novels. She’s unearthed a few of her mother’s erotic novels too, which she keeps hidden out of embarrassment. Why? because her mom made them. How freaky would it be to read your own parent’s kinky sex stories?? As a kid, she’d devour every book she saw, even building massive pillow forts to hide in while reading. Even late into the night, she’d read by the light of her Litwick- who was supposed to be keeping an eye on her and making sure she slept, but the little ghost got caught up in the fun. She’s also a gossip, always on the lookout for new rumors to investigate and share.   

Special Talents: While she can’t really see ghosts like her mother, she can hear them. She’s also a natural at manipulating the energy they put out, making her a similarly powerful Spirit Medium, but for different reasons. Essentially, her mother may have the stronger connection to ghosts as a whole, but she is more skilled in drawing out a ghost’s abilities while being possessed. Given her major in Pokemon Move Theory, she’s been trying to angle these skills toward developing new Ghost Type techniques.

Who they like better: Grimsley, she’s a total goddamned Daddy’s girl.

Who they take after more: That said, she looks more like her mother and carries the same passion for learning and discovery that led to her going to university in Galar.

Personal Headcanon: As a young child, Shelley was afraid of the dark. Instead of getting her a nightlight, her parents surprised her with a Litwick instead. She’s been her constant partner ever since. 

Face Claim: Laki Olietta from Fairy Tail

(Bonus) Pokemon Specialty: Shelley uses Ghost and Dark types most frequently, her closest partners being the Purrloin (Carmilla) that had once been the family pet and the Litwick (Emily), now a Lampent, she got to stave off the dark. Her Pokemon are named after characters in early gothic novels. Carmilla gets her name from a lesbian vampire and Emily gets her name from Ann Radcliffe’s The Mysteries of Udolpho.

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If they had a kid meme

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send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Name:

Gender:

General Appearance:

Personality:

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Who they like better:

Who they take after more:

Personal Head canon:

Face Claim:

[leneemusing]

⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

[bounteousmuses]

Pally and Rosa’s Excellent Adventure

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                 Pally laughed. Not a mean laugh, but one of laugh. Because every silly thing that Rosa did, every outburst, every revelation, made Pally love her more. So much more than she got too happy not to laugh and giggle.

                 She cupped Rosa’s cheeks in turn. They must have looked so silly, but she didn’t care. If she was with Rosa, there was no such thing as ‘too’ much of anything.

              “I don’t think you could hurt me if you tried!” Pally assured her, brushing an extra kiss against Rosa’s lips. Then leaning close, so their noses nearly touched, “I can’t stop breathing when you’re here. ‘cuz then I wouldn’t be able to talk to you anymore. And I want to spend aaalll night hearing your voice, and holding your hand, and giving you kissies.”

Gasp! Talking to her, kissing her, AND holding holds?? Oh my Arceus, that was... Well that was a level above a first date, that’s for sure. Kisses and talking, sure, but holding hands? That was incredibly lewd!

Was it so bad that the thought of it only made Rosa want to be with her more?

“Are you sure we can do that?? I mean, holding hands in public, what if someone sees?” What if the cops found them? Or worse, the relationship police! They’d steal their over 50% match! Rosa didn’t want that, not in the least. 

Pally’s closeness seemed to leave Rosa with a permanent blush, which made it really hard to stay worried when that beautiful cute face was so close to hers. Her lips pressed a few more chaste kisses to her... what were they now? Kissing Buddies? Friends Who Smooch? Girlfriends?

Ah, well... it didn’t matter. Long as they were together, everything would be fine.