Wanted: Alive or Alive

[bounty-hunter-offical]

Intro thingamabob

Hi I’m Bea the bounty hunter

She/it

I find people alive for just 4.99 (look it’s hard to keep them alive okay)

What’s my sexuality? Why, do you want to date me or smth

ALRIGHT OOC SHITE

MY NAME IS SAP

I HAVE A MAIN BUT IM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS BECAUSE FRICK YOU

Just kidding it’s @radioactive-bread-offical

any/all pronouns for me pleaseee

flirting with Bea is 100% okay especially for other criminal ocs

inspired by @killer-official you’re awesome I love you /p

Uhhh @tagging-officals-offical could you mayhaps do your thing

[han-the-human]

It's June, bitches!

Reblog to become twice as gay!

[killer-offical]

reblogged 4 times so now I'm.... 2×4..... im bad at maths what. 8 times gay.

[evilpineapple-offical]

I’m gayer

[killer-offical]

wow. fuck you

[evilpineapple-offical]

I bet you would

[killer-offical]

no i would NOT

[evilpineapple-offical]

Sure~

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[evilpineapple-offical]

Make me :3

[killer-offical]

i have duct tape

[evilpineapple-offical]

.. not what I meant but whatever brings you joy

[killer-offical]

what else could that have meant

[evilpineapple-offical]

You know

[killer-offical]

No i don't

[evilpineapple-offical]

*sigh*

A kiss. A lil smooch if you will

[killer-offical]

ew what

[evilpineapple-offical]

It’s pride month was I supposed to be straight?

[killer-offical]

I didn't say that. I'd just rather not kiss you

[evilpineapple-offical]

Is it because you stole my lungs? They grew back 🥺

[killer-offical]

Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I wanna kiss every guy I see. Also you aren't even my type

[bounty-hunter-offical]

Idk you seem pretty down bad

[killer-offical]

THATS FAKE ?????

[bounty-hunter-offical]

it’s ok I’m gay too

[han-the-human]

It's June, bitches!

Reblog to become twice as gay!

[killer-offical]

reblogged 4 times so now I'm.... 2×4..... im bad at maths what. 8 times gay.

[evilpineapple-offical]

I’m gayer

[killer-offical]

wow. fuck you

[evilpineapple-offical]

I bet you would

[killer-offical]

no i would NOT

[evilpineapple-offical]

Sure~

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[evilpineapple-offical]

Make me :3

[killer-offical]

i have duct tape

[evilpineapple-offical]

.. not what I meant but whatever brings you joy

[killer-offical]

what else could that have meant

[evilpineapple-offical]

You know

[killer-offical]

No i don't

[evilpineapple-offical]

*sigh*

A kiss. A lil smooch if you will

[killer-offical]

ew what

[evilpineapple-offical]

It’s pride month was I supposed to be straight?

[killer-offical]

I didn't say that. I'd just rather not kiss you

[evilpineapple-offical]

Is it because you stole my lungs? They grew back 🥺

[killer-offical]

Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I wanna kiss every guy I see. Also you aren't even my type

[bounty-hunter-offical]

Idk you seem pretty down bad

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

@the-color-orange-offical @skyan-official @mrevilvillanplotman-offical

@poseidon-offical @postie-offical

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Team and Childs!!!!

@kingsl3y7530 

@cosmic-entity-official 

@toaster-waffle-offical

@laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed

@themicroweman

@the-immortal-joa

@msgoodheroimprovwoman-offical

@real-love-offical

@milehicon-offical

@evil-the-one-and-only-piper

@evil-burning-brittain-official

@experiment-offical

@evil-no-one-offical

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@duckofmisfortuneoffical

@kinght-of-scarred-pride

@copyright-offical

My team

not (yet) childs

@7-eleven-offical … why doesn’t the tag work

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical <- yes you still do have to watch them

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical <- my child

@knife-roomba-offical 

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@roaring-knight-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical <-child

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical <- you’re next

@copyright-offical <- child

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@themicroweman <-child

@milehicon-offical <- child

@killer-offical

@inferno-the-skywing

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical <- child

@sans-undertale-official

[evil-no-one-offical]

Go family tree @definitely-ao3-offical @evilpineapple-offical @timekeeper-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @knife-roomba-offical @xaomi11 @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @pretty-evil-pukicho-offical @buff-no-one @no-one-offical

[lore-anon-offical]

hi officalverse! imma be annoying and but into your lore and rps and shit posts and everywhere! where im probably not wanted! as a bit!

i think im supposed to tag people when i join the officalverse, but i don't really know anyone, so if anyone could tag folks for me that'd be great!

//ooc

anything from mod will be indicated w/ blue text

mod doesn't feel comfortable reavealing their name, so will just go as "mod" on here, they use they/them pronous and have a habit of refering to themself in the third person (as seen)

[killer-offical]

quit offering me food unless its a human eye or something. I don't know how many times I have to tell you people that I'm literally allergic to everything

[bounty-hunter-offical]

what if we want to poison you though

hypothetically

also can you do drugs? drugs are cool and safe

[killer-offical]

I would never eat anything except human meat.

Yes, I can do drugs.

[bounty-hunter-offical]

but. What about edible drugs.

[killer-offical]

I just said that I CAN do drugs

[bounty-hunter-offical]

but like. Weed gummies have stuff you’re allergic to in them

[killer-offical]

hi man idk I just want to talk w you

why am I in your house? Uh I’m your roommate now I guess

-@bounty-hunter-offical

um hey. why are you in my house ??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

this is my house.

or. Our house I guess.

[killer-offical]

what?? no?? i already have like. 5 something people here. i dont need more

[bounty-hunter-offical]

*6 something

[killer-offical]

you are NOT living with me

[bounty-hunter-offical]

try and stop me, i dare you >:)

I’ll never be home anyway I’m too busy with work

[killer-offical]

great. the door will be locked at all times

[bounty-hunter-offical]

I’m offended that you think I can’t pick locks.

[killer-offical]

if i find you in my house I'm actually gonna beat you up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

ok. I’m in your house rn btw.

[killer-offical]

get out. you fuck??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no :3

[killer-offical]

ughhh you're so annoying

[bounty-hunter-offical]

aww you want to fuck me? Thx <3

[killer-offical]

NO???

[bounty-hunter-offical]

hmmm okay buddy sure whatever you say

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

all i'm hearing is fuck

[killer-offical]

jesus christ, is all you think about sex?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

of course not! i also think about kidnapping people for money! and bagels!

[killer-offical]

and do you actually kidnap people?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

yeah. duh. it's my JOB. do you actually kill people?

[killer-offical]

I literally have

[bounty-hunter-offical]

cool glad we're on the same page. you wanna bagel?

[killer-offical]

how many times do i have to repeat it to you people, I'm allergic

[bounty-hunter-offical]

god no wonder you're so annoying, you're allergic to BAGELS.

[killer-offical]

I'm literally allergic to everything

[bounty-hunter-offical]

Bea looks at Charles with visible concern.

How are you alive???

[killer-offical]

i eat human meat instead.

[bounty-hunter-offical]

Bea bites a chunk out of her arm.

Ew.

[killer-offical]

why would you just do that. whatever.

[bounty-hunter-offical]

because human meat. I think you’re supposed to cook it but I’m not burning myself.

[killer-offical]

hi man idk I just want to talk w you

why am I in your house? Uh I’m your roommate now I guess

-@bounty-hunter-offical

um hey. why are you in my house ??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

this is my house.

or. Our house I guess.

[killer-offical]

what?? no?? i already have like. 5 something people here. i dont need more

[bounty-hunter-offical]

*6 something

[killer-offical]

you are NOT living with me

[bounty-hunter-offical]

try and stop me, i dare you >:)

I’ll never be home anyway I’m too busy with work

[killer-offical]

great. the door will be locked at all times

[bounty-hunter-offical]

I’m offended that you think I can’t pick locks.

[killer-offical]

if i find you in my house I'm actually gonna beat you up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

ok. I’m in your house rn btw.

[killer-offical]

get out. you fuck??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no :3

[killer-offical]

ughhh you're so annoying

[bounty-hunter-offical]

aww you want to fuck me? Thx <3

[killer-offical]

NO???

[bounty-hunter-offical]

hmmm okay buddy sure whatever you say

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

all i'm hearing is fuck

[killer-offical]

jesus christ, is all you think about sex?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

of course not! i also think about kidnapping people for money! and bagels!

[killer-offical]

and do you actually kidnap people?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

yeah. duh. it's my JOB. do you actually kill people?

[killer-offical]

I literally have

[bounty-hunter-offical]

cool glad we're on the same page. you wanna bagel?

[killer-offical]

how many times do i have to repeat it to you people, I'm allergic

[bounty-hunter-offical]

god no wonder you're so annoying, you're allergic to BAGELS.

[killer-offical]

I'm literally allergic to everything

[bounty-hunter-offical]

Bea looks at Charles with visible concern.

How are you alive???

[killer-offical]

i eat human meat instead.

[bounty-hunter-offical]

Bea bites a chunk out of her arm.

Ew.

[killer-offical]

quit offering me food unless its a human eye or something. I don't know how many times I have to tell you people that I'm literally allergic to everything

[bounty-hunter-offical]

what if we want to poison you though

hypothetically

also can you do drugs? drugs are cool and safe

[killer-offical]

I would never eat anything except human meat.

Yes, I can do drugs.

[bounty-hunter-offical]

but. What about edible drugs.

[killer-offical]

hi man idk I just want to talk w you

why am I in your house? Uh I’m your roommate now I guess

-@bounty-hunter-offical

um hey. why are you in my house ??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

this is my house.

or. Our house I guess.

[killer-offical]

what?? no?? i already have like. 5 something people here. i dont need more

[bounty-hunter-offical]

*6 something

[killer-offical]

you are NOT living with me

[bounty-hunter-offical]

try and stop me, i dare you >:)

I’ll never be home anyway I’m too busy with work

[killer-offical]

great. the door will be locked at all times

[bounty-hunter-offical]

I’m offended that you think I can’t pick locks.

[killer-offical]

if i find you in my house I'm actually gonna beat you up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

ok. I’m in your house rn btw.

[killer-offical]

get out. you fuck??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no :3

[killer-offical]

ughhh you're so annoying

[bounty-hunter-offical]

aww you want to fuck me? Thx <3

[killer-offical]

NO???

[bounty-hunter-offical]

hmmm okay buddy sure whatever you say

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

all i'm hearing is fuck

[killer-offical]

jesus christ, is all you think about sex?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

of course not! i also think about kidnapping people for money! and bagels!

[killer-offical]

and do you actually kidnap people?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

yeah. duh. it's my JOB. do you actually kill people?

[killer-offical]

I literally have

[bounty-hunter-offical]

cool glad we're on the same page. you wanna bagel?

[killer-offical]

how many times do i have to repeat it to you people, I'm allergic

[bounty-hunter-offical]

god no wonder you're so annoying, you're allergic to BAGELS.

[killer-offical]

I'm literally allergic to everything

[bounty-hunter-offical]

Bea looks at Charles with visible concern.

How are you alive???

[killer-offical]

quit offering me food unless its a human eye or something. I don't know how many times I have to tell you people that I'm literally allergic to everything

[bounty-hunter-offical]

what if we want to poison you though

hypothetically

also can you do drugs? drugs are cool and safe

[killer-offical]

hi man idk I just want to talk w you

why am I in your house? Uh I’m your roommate now I guess

-@bounty-hunter-offical

um hey. why are you in my house ??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

this is my house.

or. Our house I guess.

[killer-offical]

what?? no?? i already have like. 5 something people here. i dont need more

[bounty-hunter-offical]

*6 something

[killer-offical]

you are NOT living with me

[bounty-hunter-offical]

try and stop me, i dare you >:)

I’ll never be home anyway I’m too busy with work

[killer-offical]

great. the door will be locked at all times

[bounty-hunter-offical]

I’m offended that you think I can’t pick locks.

[killer-offical]

if i find you in my house I'm actually gonna beat you up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

ok. I’m in your house rn btw.

[killer-offical]

get out. you fuck??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no :3

[killer-offical]

ughhh you're so annoying

[bounty-hunter-offical]

aww you want to fuck me? Thx <3

[killer-offical]

NO???

[bounty-hunter-offical]

hmmm okay buddy sure whatever you say

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

all i'm hearing is fuck

[killer-offical]

jesus christ, is all you think about sex?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

of course not! i also think about kidnapping people for money! and bagels!

[killer-offical]

and do you actually kidnap people?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

yeah. duh. it's my JOB. do you actually kill people?

[killer-offical]

I literally have

[bounty-hunter-offical]

cool glad we're on the same page. you wanna bagel?

[killer-offical]

how many times do i have to repeat it to you people, I'm allergic

[bounty-hunter-offical]

god no wonder you're so annoying, you're allergic to BAGELS.

[killer-offical]

hi man idk I just want to talk w you

why am I in your house? Uh I’m your roommate now I guess

-@bounty-hunter-offical

um hey. why are you in my house ??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

this is my house.

or. Our house I guess.

[killer-offical]

what?? no?? i already have like. 5 something people here. i dont need more

[bounty-hunter-offical]

*6 something

[killer-offical]

you are NOT living with me

[bounty-hunter-offical]

try and stop me, i dare you >:)

I’ll never be home anyway I’m too busy with work

[killer-offical]

great. the door will be locked at all times

[bounty-hunter-offical]

I’m offended that you think I can’t pick locks.

[killer-offical]

if i find you in my house I'm actually gonna beat you up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

ok. I’m in your house rn btw.

[killer-offical]

get out. you fuck??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no :3

[killer-offical]

ughhh you're so annoying

[bounty-hunter-offical]

aww you want to fuck me? Thx <3

[killer-offical]

NO???

[bounty-hunter-offical]

hmmm okay buddy sure whatever you say

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

all i'm hearing is fuck

[killer-offical]

jesus christ, is all you think about sex?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

of course not! i also think about kidnapping people for money! and bagels!

[killer-offical]

and do you actually kidnap people?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

yeah. duh. it's my JOB. do you actually kill people?

[killer-offical]

I literally have

[bounty-hunter-offical]

cool glad we're on the same page. you wanna bagel?

[killer-offical]

hi man idk I just want to talk w you

why am I in your house? Uh I’m your roommate now I guess

-@bounty-hunter-offical

um hey. why are you in my house ??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

this is my house.

or. Our house I guess.

[killer-offical]

what?? no?? i already have like. 5 something people here. i dont need more

[bounty-hunter-offical]

*6 something

[killer-offical]

you are NOT living with me

[bounty-hunter-offical]

try and stop me, i dare you >:)

I’ll never be home anyway I’m too busy with work

[killer-offical]

great. the door will be locked at all times

[bounty-hunter-offical]

I’m offended that you think I can’t pick locks.

[killer-offical]

if i find you in my house I'm actually gonna beat you up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

ok. I’m in your house rn btw.

[killer-offical]

get out. you fuck??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no :3

[killer-offical]

ughhh you're so annoying

[bounty-hunter-offical]

aww you want to fuck me? Thx <3

[killer-offical]

NO???

[bounty-hunter-offical]

hmmm okay buddy sure whatever you say

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

all i'm hearing is fuck

[killer-offical]

jesus christ, is all you think about sex?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

of course not! i also think about kidnapping people for money! and bagels!

[killer-offical]

and do you actually kidnap people?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

yeah. duh. it's my JOB. do you actually kill people?

[killer-offical]

hi man idk I just want to talk w you

why am I in your house? Uh I’m your roommate now I guess

-@bounty-hunter-offical

um hey. why are you in my house ??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

this is my house.

or. Our house I guess.

[killer-offical]

what?? no?? i already have like. 5 something people here. i dont need more

[bounty-hunter-offical]

*6 something

[killer-offical]

you are NOT living with me

[bounty-hunter-offical]

try and stop me, i dare you >:)

I’ll never be home anyway I’m too busy with work

[killer-offical]

great. the door will be locked at all times

[bounty-hunter-offical]

I’m offended that you think I can’t pick locks.

[killer-offical]

if i find you in my house I'm actually gonna beat you up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

ok. I’m in your house rn btw.

[killer-offical]

get out. you fuck??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no :3

[killer-offical]

ughhh you're so annoying

[bounty-hunter-offical]

aww you want to fuck me? Thx <3

[killer-offical]

NO???

[bounty-hunter-offical]

hmmm okay buddy sure whatever you say

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

all i'm hearing is fuck

[killer-offical]

jesus christ, is all you think about sex?

[bounty-hunter-offical]

of course not! i also think about kidnapping people for money! and bagels!

[killer-offical]

hi man idk I just want to talk w you

why am I in your house? Uh I’m your roommate now I guess

-@bounty-hunter-offical

um hey. why are you in my house ??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

this is my house.

or. Our house I guess.

[killer-offical]

what?? no?? i already have like. 5 something people here. i dont need more

[bounty-hunter-offical]

*6 something

[killer-offical]

you are NOT living with me

[bounty-hunter-offical]

try and stop me, i dare you >:)

I’ll never be home anyway I’m too busy with work

[killer-offical]

great. the door will be locked at all times

[bounty-hunter-offical]

I’m offended that you think I can’t pick locks.

[killer-offical]

if i find you in my house I'm actually gonna beat you up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

ok. I’m in your house rn btw.

[killer-offical]

get out. you fuck??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no :3

[killer-offical]

ughhh you're so annoying

[bounty-hunter-offical]

aww you want to fuck me? Thx <3

[killer-offical]

NO???

[bounty-hunter-offical]

hmmm okay buddy sure whatever you say

[killer-offical]

shut the fuck up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

all i'm hearing is fuck

[killer-offical]

hi man idk I just want to talk w you

why am I in your house? Uh I’m your roommate now I guess

-@bounty-hunter-offical

um hey. why are you in my house ??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

this is my house.

or. Our house I guess.

[killer-offical]

what?? no?? i already have like. 5 something people here. i dont need more

[bounty-hunter-offical]

*6 something

[killer-offical]

you are NOT living with me

[bounty-hunter-offical]

try and stop me, i dare you >:)

I’ll never be home anyway I’m too busy with work

[killer-offical]

great. the door will be locked at all times

[bounty-hunter-offical]

I’m offended that you think I can’t pick locks.

[killer-offical]

if i find you in my house I'm actually gonna beat you up

[bounty-hunter-offical]

ok. I’m in your house rn btw.

[killer-offical]

get out. you fuck??

[bounty-hunter-offical]

no :3

[killer-offical]

ughhh you're so annoying

[bounty-hunter-offical]

aww you want to fuck me? Thx <3

[killer-offical]

NO???

[bounty-hunter-offical]

hmmm okay buddy sure whatever you say