my graveyard

"i'd rather have my daughter change her pronouns 1000 times than have to write her obituary"

[bowl-frog]

Hey!

Twitter: @bee_with_a_hat

Ao3: bowl_frog

Insta: Brooklyn witkowski

[bowl-frog]

Hey the radskier fanfic is done ✅👍

I'm not the best at writing fanfics but I did my best here you go.

[bowl-frog]

[bowl-frog]

"vanilla is basic!"

no it's not chocolate is basic everyone gets chocolate and barley anybody gets vanilla I LOVE vanilla and nobody buys it so everytime I go to an ice cream shop you will never hear "sorry we are out of vanilla"

[knightonhorseback]

Vance: *carrying all the groceries

Bruce: *holds out hand to help*

Vance: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Bruce's hand*

[hoodsturnedheroes]

i will never not laugh when i see someone say “ppl actually ship them…” talking about a ship i ship

[finneyblakes]

brance is great to me because its not an “i can fix him” or “i love him but not when hes violent” situation. i firmly believe that sweet charismatic popular bruce who could probably pull more or less any girl he wanted saw a dude who can and will beat someone within an inch of their life over a game of pinball without a moment’s hesitation and he was like. yeah i want that one

[bowl-frog]

I'm currently working on a jaskovid fanfiction on AO3 soooo stay tuned for that!!

[fandomsmeantheworldtome]

Nicolas Cage and Nicholas Hoult describing Renfield and Dracula in six words video source

[bowl-frog]

Bro I love these two 😫🤚

[bowl-frog]

I can't 💀

[feralgodmothers]

Not only did we get two pathetic boys - we got two different flavors of pathetic boys

Teddy: All show and overcompensation

Renfield: So So Tired, stumbling around, trying his best

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

no bc which one of us on witcher tumblr snuck onto set/into the writers room for s3 I mean?? geralt being openly and directly caring and soft for jaskier???? jaskier bonding with ciri and being her fun uncle like a plethora of post-s1 fics hoped for???? jaskier being traumatized and scared of seeing rience again and it's not treated like a joke??? valdo marx not only being there and existing in a corporeal form but also being very much a Valdo Fucking Marx??? which of you guys snuck in I know it was one of you

[clown-of-rivia]

Radovid: look, I know you think I've lost my mind because I like Jaskier a little bit, but-

Philipa: you just doodled your wedding invitations.

Rad: No, that’s our joint tombstone. Our wedding invitation is over here.

Philipa: .... My mistake.

[bowl-frog]

"jaskier is top!"

"no! radovid is top!"

Girl they are both rolling around on the floor having the time of their life's like the switches they are🤭😫❤️

[bowl-frog]

Dracula, Renfeild, and Teddy in a polyamory relationship: dracula revives teddy and makes him his familiar along with renfeild.

Ship name: Dracfeildbo

*renfield and Teddy spent along time on cleaning, organizing, and preparing their masters meal*

Renfeild, teddy: *watching to see what he thinks*

Dracula:*finishes his drink* hmm.. you did good.

Renfield: Thank you master

Teddy: uh oh yes thank you master

Dracula: *exist room*

Teddy: hell yea!

Renfeild, teddy: *both laughs and high five*

@coiled-dragon (story idea?)

[humblebardd]

Jaskier: I wish flavoured tears existed.

Geralt:

Geralt: what.

Jaskier: yeah, like, if I were to eat or drink a specific thing, my tears would taste like cherry or raspberry. I mean, I cry so much I might as well shake it up a bit y’know?

Geralt: ..who hurt you.

[ceoofkidlaw-deactivated20240612]

HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL