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I am 25. I have been here since I was 12. He/him Anarchist, trans fagdyke, death to America, death to Israel, if you’re a liberal grow a backbone ect

[tutterypuff]

She thinks she's friends with Kinger but he doesn't really know what's going on, and she also thinks she's friends with Caine but their relationship is more like "guy who has a hamster that is constantly escaping and getting into the space underneath the sink where all of the caustic cleaning supplies are stored"

[tutterypuff]

TADC has been stuck in my brain so intensely for so long that it's time I bestowed upon it the highest award I can give a series. A one time use self-insert OC that I never think about again. Her name is Wiz and she's Me, which means she's a software engineer who is obsessed with virtual worlds, which means all she wants to do is break stuff once she gets there.

Shitty comic doodles under the cut

She got to the circus and immediately latched onto Caine because "Why wouldn't you get good with god if you're trapped in a digital purgatory"

This might have been good if not for the fact that she is a weird little computer freak who was constantly trying to press on the boundaries of the simulation to see how far she could push her mind before she went completely insane.

She found going on adventures really fun, was always committed to the bit, and was extremely on board with the silly weirdcore aesthetic of everything, but was always pushing for deeper and deeper access to the guts of the circus, and asking Caine for favors and sandbox worlds to experiment with things.

Her experimenting with the circus's simulation engine also resulted in a new adventure speedrunning hobby, facilitated by exploiting the glitches she found, which Caine did not appreciate

She abstracted after she pushed the envelope too far with her digging, though that was probably for the best considering she was probably going to permanently break something if she kept at it, and was in the cellar long before the main cast showed up.

[my-dailydreams]

[barcarole]

James Baldwin at home in Neuilly, 1970. Photos by Guy Le Querrec.

[disgustinggf]

Could you recc some blogs like yours?

am i not enough for you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[skunkes]

yea

[mothersandtruckersofthejury]

I made a graphic in Word to explain my experience with the 2025 Mountain Goats concept album, Through the Fire Across From Peter Balkan

[justiceinspandex]

[fancyfrogg]

Sage I beg you don’t keep this in the tags

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[lumpatronics]

SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

[thetenderpassion]

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[transgendermountaingoatsbracket]

Transgender TMG Song Bracket Winner!

Congratulations to Heretic Pride for sweeping the competition, and officially being crowned as the most transgender song by hit band The Mountain Goats!

I loved, loved, loved reading everything everyone had to say in the notes of that final round (and all the polls in all the rounds!). I have had a tremendous amount of fun running this bracket, the biggest thank you in the world to everyone who has participated.

May we all feel proud to be alive, each and every day.

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

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the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[antiocheanism]

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[slopforhogs]

Collared peccary (Dicotyles tajacu/Pecari tajacu) “Javelina aka Collared Peccary” by Larry Lamsa, CC BY 2.0 (x)