made a fandroid outta your gf

fandroid. harmonizer. cis female. wlw. 18. black girl magic.

[princelink]

[ohmeursault]

Cats (2019)

[userboxer]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[bang]

what if one day tumblr decided to reveal all anon messages

[qosmonautical]

I have a story!!!

One time someone from my school made this confession page on Twitter that you could text and it would immediately post on the Twitter page, completely anonymously. It spread really quickly and everyone knew by the second day it was going on. Some awful things were being said on it, I mean literally no one was spared. No one had any clue who was running it and they wouldn’t filter any messages. The school board got so sick of this account that they contacted authorities to see what they could do to shut it down, but since it wasn’t affiliated with the school, technically, they couldn’t shut it down.

So, this went on for four days, just awful messages being posted about one another with no clue who was posting them (as anyone could text the number to send in). Then came the finale which changed everything. At eight, they would accept any DMs and post them, any texts, and then post them all at once at midnight. Everyone was rushing to send in their confessions, and like 100 or so came in.

Midnight comes. Messages flood in. Then the owner posts something a little weird, along the lines of, ‘Nothing was anonymous after all’. And posts a fUCKING LINK WITH ALL THE NUMBERS AND THE MESSAGES EACH POSTED AND SCREENSHOTS OF ALL DMS AND THE NEXT DAY THERE WERE LITERALLY FIVE DIFFERENT FIGHTS

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

that’s some regina george level shit right there

[slopaganda]

woman of color: *speaks in a less than deferential tone*

white women: why are you yelling :/

[slopaganda]

………the point of this post is that nobody is actually yelling

[800-dick-pics]

yall say these things as if woc dont have anxiety and trauma disorders too

[naughtyneroli]

i’ve been in tears over this for 5 minutes

[ampervadasz]

[ratfuck]

this is like the flintstones

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Northern Ballad by Andrey Vinogradov

[cdn-apex-predator]

@northern-storms

[alpine-hoplite]

This song has vibes of drinking the night before battle with your friends, knowing that most of you wont make it

[onlyred]

[justrossie]

Dude, I can't fucking stress this enough. LAUREN IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS. Like I legitimately cannot fcking believe someone could look THAT aesthetic. I love her personality and her character and all, and I don't wanna sound shallow, but holy mother of god look at her fcking face! She would hands down make you question your sexuality. She is just THAT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

I mean...

i CAN'T -

LIKE WTF ARE U EVEN REAL

Fucking planet green eyes attacking us

FUCKING HELL JAUREGUI

[gahdamnpunk]

Support!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jonpertwee]

Reminder that JK Rowling ripped off Ursula K Le Guin's A Wizard of Earthsea to write Harry Potter

[jonpertwee]

[minimalistgrufti]

[luisonte]

[wakandamama]

Savage

[metoo-3]

Nooo!!! This is so onbrand for the types of things kids do but it never stops being funny

[bubblegum-pwussay]

The disrespect 😂😂😂. Them kids know momma the ride or die one

[halalcocaine]

NAHHHH I CHOCKED