jeremy knox is a himbo

hi i'm emi, 25, london, average fanfic writer, would die for andrew minyard.

[jeanmoreaun]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

"Colours, like features, follow the changes of the emotions."

Jeremy Knox is twelve years old when his soulmark appears. Nothing after that is easy.

[pikestaff]

the older you get, the funnier using stupid internet slang becomes. the other day someone on discord told me their mom was younger than me and I said "skill issue". I can't wait to still be doing this shit in the nursing home

[sailermoon]

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

[whenthegoldrays]

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

[dustandducks]

Believe me, I think about them a normal amount a day. Every second of my existence is more than normal amount. I totally don't sink into madness every time I ponder on how xy looks at xxc on this art for longer than two seconds. Believe me.

[valtsv]

using therapyspeak but exclusively in utterly ridiculous situations where it makes no material difference because it's funny

[valtsv]

standing in a haunted house with my arms folded going "i know that hallway wasn't there before, you're just trying to gaslight me. textbook controlling personality type." and a ceiling beam falls on my head

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

[thefiresontheheight]

get yellow bile in there next to balance the humors of the phone

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you. I like the way you think. put on this little outfit I want to make you my royal advisor.

[godshideouscreation]

[quinnactually]

[normal-horoscopes]

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[heated-blanket]

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

[cruelfeast]

many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

[acheronist]

putting on canary in a coalmine by the police. opening up john torringtons wikipedia page. scrolling to the death and autopsy portion and looking at it for hours

[acheronist]

sorry i just know they fucking hated his ass 😭

[acheronist]

me at my first job ever with a 45 year old subordinate coworker

[petoskeystones]

when my 5'4 eighteen year old boss who has been a navy man for one week tells me to please shovel faster: 🙄 😒 🫡

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

[crumb]

in the burgered joint. straight up “killing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My coworkers

[nerdjpg]

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

[vermithr-deactivated20241214]

he’s bleeding sad and wet but his tits look spectacular 

[opalsiren]

disabled/chronically ill people in general do not have the same number of usable hours as ableds. i can't meet my friend tomorrow because i need to wash my hair, and i can't meet them the day after because i need to do a load of laundry. i can't meet them thursday because i have an important appointment on friday, and if i overdo it on thursday i'll have to cancel friday's appointment. then i can't meet them on saturday because i'll be recovering from going out on friday, if i even manage to make it out the house. the old 'we all have the same 24 hours in the day' saying does not apply to us.