[umlindsay]

“You kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath” is one of the most devastating lyrics she’s ever written.

[noturfknbaby]

I deleted your city from my weather app, you’re dead to me pal

[whitepeopletwitter]

[perrfectly]

[larval-tear]

our fireplace doesn’t even have a secret passage i hate this stupid fucking family

[fuckyeahyoga]

[queenwhiskey]

*cocks sub machine gun like its a shotgun*

[queenwhiskey]

[moontouched-moogle]

[hunter-rodrigez]

not to ruin the joke but that might be a Troy 223, which is a Pump-Action “assault looking” Rifle

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

THE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GUN IS REAL?!

[anarcho-dykeism]

they modeled a gun after shadow the hedgehog???

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that Robin Williams was paid $75,000 for voicing the Genie in Aladdin, which went on to gross over $504 million worldwide.

Disney later sent him a late Picasso painting (estimated at the time to be worth $1 million) as a way of thanking him for his work.

[avas-fangs]

Yeah and he was so furious about the way that disney treated him that he refused to accept the painting. Disney completely fucked him over because disney doesn’t care about anything other than making money.

Before he was scouted for aladdin he was working on a passion project (ferngully) when disney caught wind of the fact that a smaller animation studio had got comedian smash hit robbin williams. They tried at first to get him to only work on aladdin but robin refused to stop working on ferngully. Disney didn’t like that so they actively sabotaged the production of ferngully by doing things like renting out locations which the ferngully team had already paid to use, but nobody can turn down disney money.

There’s a good reason why robin refused to voice the genie in aladdin 2 or any of the videogames he appeared in. Fuck disney

[writhinglittlethings-deactivate]

"You can't mock Prince Philip's death! He was a person!"

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jemmylove]

I worked at a Starbucks and some customer at the walk up came to complain there was a lady selling tamales in the parking lot and we were all like “oh whoa really?” And literally all of us left the store to buy bags of tamales

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[cowboy]

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

[cowboy]

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

[quinintheclouds]

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

[headspace-hotel]

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

[ankewehner]

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

[headspace-hotel]

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

[day-time-dream]

where is the raccoon getting the heart

[cowboy]

don't worry about it

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

British people care more about Jenny and Lee on Gogglebox than a dead prince, which is of course the correct answer

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

British people care more about DMX than a dead prince, which is another correct answer

[heystephen]

no one:

debut/fearless era taylor: 😗✌️

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[noiselessbuck]

[video description: a tiktok by user koreanbeef27 a person with short black hair in a purple t shirt facing right says “Hey check out this character I made! He’s a Satire of toxic masculinity, and a clear example of all the danger and destruction that comes with it.” Camera cuts to the same person but facing left and now also wearing a grey beanie labeled by the caption as Straight men says, “Wow! Yo is it just me or is this guy the ABSOULTE COOLEST! I wanna be just like him.” Camera cuts to the person facing right with the beanie saying, “That’s not good.” end id]

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[purified-zone]

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.