A Blog, By Me

a depressed biromantic. i love cats. i am from new zealand. this is my blog. is it even a blog i don't know. i use the mobile app 100% of the time.

[sixthrock]

this is so funny

[nessa007]

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[angelbandages3322]

*makes a mistake* *nearly throws up about it*

[nem23]

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done there's still plenty of good meat on there)

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

reviews are in

[weirdlandtv]

[donnerpartyofone]

I will never write anything this great in my life.

[afklancelot]

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

[my-executives-cant-function]

This feels like it was decades ahead of its time

[spockvarietyhour]

OP disabled reblogs but it needs to be known

[9rose-tea6]

🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🟥

Sleigh ride!

[krudman]

🤺 🙎

Nothing personal, kid

[silvermuffins]

🤺 🔫🕵‍♂️

Vengeance!

[wondersmith-and-sons]

🧍🧍‍♂️🧍🧍‍♂️🧍 🚋

oh no watch out the trolley!!!

[qqchurch]

[spectra-bear]

[henstomper]

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

[paleo-mammalia]

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

[smeasel]

[alolanfloatzel]

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

[gettingwitchywithit]

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

[unironicallyenthusiasticknitter]

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

[joestoyes]

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

[q834tq3hgfq39fh9q348h-deactivat]

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

[bittyblueeyes]

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

“why are you like this?,” I grumble at the inanimate object that is doing it again

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[hong--zhi--zhu]

[imdatingurdad]

Wtf is hook up culture? write me poems then die in a war

[errydaysleepy]

Indubitably 🧐

[saltykingsalty]

The kids are alright

[chairman-rose-is-king]

Good job I only have breakdowns near blisseys

[zangoonse]

me: *sobbing and crying*

the blissey that charged in from 5 miles away and broke into my house: