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| karykh | in game name: sunset ◎ | | he / him | 24 | aquarius | 1312 / acab | * to answer privately | this blog runs on a queue | icon maker: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1781065

[mt-fujitive]

im just like kris deltarune except my soul is prescription adderall

[green446004]

alt colors below

[famicom]

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[putchgoosit]

Book from 2220 titled "Kin drama in the discord - recreational escapism in the late american empire"

[piendish]

please stop dumping bodies in the glarb river it is my only source of fresh water

[piendish]

well thanks to a plague of sponges the river is gone now nobody gets anything

[snoozieperhour]

Off The Hook sketch

[lackeyhenchman]

I don't know. I just don't know

[maniculum]

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

[anodymalion]

[badassdemonsword]

examples of modern witches brew ingredients:

Farm Bill weed

Calloused thumb of pro Melee player

Eye of Coworker

Italian dressing

Silicone window caulk

Dog lip

[badassdemonsword]

Grocery store sushi

Jesus juice (Windshield wiper fluid)

Tears of The Crimson Bull (sugar-free red bull)

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[moonlightdistractions]

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

[pansylair]

Another teeny tiny sphinx from a while back (sold)! 😺

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[niceinchnails]

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

[dqnquality]