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[rongzhi]

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[partlysmith]

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[wickedsick]

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Voting ended onMar 10

[kaiserinjacky]

[zedogica]

cant stop thinking about this video its driving me insane. scariest object ever made. looked it up w friends in a discord call and found out its like fucking eight feet tall and made of solid metal

imagine visiting someone's house for a party, it goes late. 1 in the morning. you're drunk and high. you have to go to the bathroom before going home. hallway lights are off, its like a train tunnel. this thing is at the end of the hallway

[axolotluv]

You people are so funny sometimes that I laugh but I have to be quiet so I end up really hurting my stomach and I hate you for it

[bittysteam]

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Oh...

Okay.....

*packs up my clown act and jingles away sadly*

[axolotluv]

NOO!! COME BAACCKK!!!

I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!

[boxofcreampuffs]

You heard it here first: y’all’ve hee’d your last ha

[pillowspace]

Having a fandom AU character that strays so far from the source material can be complicated because at what point is it your version of a pre-existing character and at what point is it just Your Guy

[boxofcreampuffs]

Bonus points when you what-if your OWN character too much and it mitosi

[lezbianz]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[inactiveaccount082024]

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

[chasetriesagain]

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

[boxofcreampuffs]

I humbly submit my personal questioning of reality

[donesparce]

you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow

[donesparce]

all i'm getting from the tags and replies on this post is the butter pillow has cast a devious spell on most of you. you have fallen for the trap of the butter pillow.

[donesparce]

how easily the human will crumples in the face of the butter pillow

[boxofcreampuffs]

you should all be ashamed, buying butter pillow is for the weak!!!

[tofupixel]

goots

[libraford]

It's very endearing to me how many people are willing to keep an eye on a video feed so they can push a button and let a fish in the Netherlands get to the other side of a dam.

[rahjin]

It is genuinely baffling to me, in a very kind and positive way, especially coupled with the local news continually going several shades of 'wtf, this thing is a roaring success again and we don't quite get why'. They've already quadrupled their capacity for simultaneous clicks and it's still nowhere near enough and there's just... Bewilderment.

[libraford]

I think people want to help the environment in small but tangible ways, which is hard right now because of.. well... because of The Horrors. And being able to say 'wow! I helped this creature cross a dam' makes you feel good.

I also think that most people can relate to a small, helpless creature trying to get from one place to another and there's a FUCKIN WALL in the way.

But to come back to point 1- Citizen Science fills a hole in the soul that wanted to go out on adventures and discover things when we were younger, but the study of it was hard or we didn't have the money or our schools were garbage. But you don't have to have a degree to do things like... press a button or download and use an app, or count or transcribe notes.

Anyways- here's some Citizen Science links if the Fish Doorbell makes you feel happy and you yearn for more ways to help scientists do stuff:

Foldit (folding proteins)

Fathomverse (sea animals)

Project Monarch (butterflies)

Bioblitz, an event where citizens identify as many species in an area within a period of time

Species Watch (animal species)

BOINC’s Compute for Science

Zooniverse is a website that hosts information on many citizen science projects

Label trees in aerial photos

Count cells in fossils and modern leaves

Digitize Atmospheric Data

Count penguins

US-based Citizen Science Database

eBird (bird identification)

Merlin (bird identification by sound)

iNaturalist (nature identification)

MapSwipe (collaboration between several Red Cross organizations and Doctors Without Borders, update vital geospatial data)

Smithsonian Archives Transcription Center

[fuckyeahviralpics]

It’s never too late to learn the right way to do things: button sewing technique via imgur → more…

[togglepop]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

[ccbytheseashore]

I feel like I just reblog this every time it is on my dash, with hope that one day I will stop being such a goof about sewing buttons.

[ilwinsgarden]

You mean someone don’t do it like this?

[actuallyclintbarton]

Yeah I was taught to just sew them flush against the fabric. It didn’t work as well as I thought it should…

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Yeah, I’m so downloading a copy of this post because buttons and I do not like each other.

[paininthejas]

I worked as a costume designer and assistant in a costume shop for 2 years and honest 2 god this will save your life.

[lark-in-ink]

I am a professional tailor and I approve this message.

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

I was taught to put a matchstick between the button and fabric as you’re sewing it then remove it and do the wrapping.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[boxofcreampuffs]

I did not in fact have it locked and loaded i just saw your message and was like 'well I've been enabled' and drew it without hesitation

LOL

[modmad]

I saw that “what if lux purrs” do it go crazy :D

FINE

[boxofcreampuffs]

‼️OH you had this locked and loaded I see

[tlirsgender]

There's this interesting linguistic thing where calling it "frankenstein's monster" denotes a different thing from "the creature". Frankenstein's monster is the funny green guy on halloween decorations whereas the creature is something of a giant stillborn fetus that kills people. If you call him Adam it means you saw a video essay about the stage play and assumed it was book accurate

[tlirsgender]

Frankenstein's monster: he did the mash 💃 he did the monster mash 😜

The creature, screaming at the sky: WOE, ACCURSED CREATOR,

[boxofcreampuffs]

@pillowspace

[boxofcreampuffs]

Christmas Card for Cream

Have a wonderful new year, friend ^w^

hi Lec ily!!!

[jupiterswasphouse]

People just defaulting to masculine terms when they don't know what sex an animal is, is already questionable at best, but it sucks way worse to see when you know some obscure detail about the secondary sexual characteristics of an animal the average person doesn't give a fuck about

[jupiterswasphouse]

:audibly grinding teeth: that thing is NOT a little MAN, her ANTENNAE are TOO STRAIGHT!!!