KaiserinJacky

She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ | 21

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[onebulletarmy]

(Photo credit to Dr. Pepper's official IG)

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[m0nacrose]

Go my slop

[candyredterezi143]

Miss ralsei!!!!!

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[gothycollie]

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[kaiserinjacky]

drew a self portrait. anime 101 ass face. gonna digitize it and clean it up a bit eventually.

[demilypyro]

one of you substack having bitches should write like a column about where to find trans porn that isn't aimed at men. halimede get on this shit

[demilypyro]

i have infinitely more in common with a cis female chaser than I'll ever have in common with a man let's be real

[demilypyro]

i seriously doubt I'm the first

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[m-beca]

[radiavoc]

smh you could have stolen noelle's name

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

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[apolladay]

Vote for whatever digit is at the end of the current vote count. Let's equalise this.

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[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

susie both hates sans and thinks sans is fucking funny lol