Crow

This blog is run by a fictional character

[boy-in-the-woods]

Introduction

Name: I go by Crow. Age: None of your business Pronouns: He/him Sexuality: Don't know, don't care.

I am a witch, NOT a wizard. I don't make love potions.

My little brother: @smile-as-bright-as-the-sun

People I know:

@princebaleking - Helped me find Crep... but also apparently murdered his entire family. I really don't know how I feel about him.

@warriorprincess-rhyia - Babysits Crep when I have to work late. Really chill for royalty. 10/10 would befriend again.

@leander-duarte - Kid who plays with Crep. I don't know much about him.

@nicasiablueblue - Mermaid who did not meet up with me for coffee.

[boy-in-the-woods]

Somebody called me a warlock today...

Oh please. Do I look like I have a magical sugar daddy?

[faeratvalerian]

YOU SHOULD TAKE DAPHNIE BACKKKKK

I should not.

I thought mortals were quite strict on their rules of infidelity.

[boy-in-the-woods]

Daphnie was unfaithful? That doesn't sound like her.

[redavexat]

[honeydewcorporation]

Tried to figure out how I've been running these things and I came up with this

[sephirthoughts]

SO MUCH THIS. it drives me up a fucking WALL when people call male witches wizards

[faeratvalerian]

This is a psa that my entire life does NOT revolve around daphnie

[boy-in-the-woods]

It *could*

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Hello.

I heard you're the best and the kindest of the fates, so I've come to speak with you. You make bargains, do you not?

Yes, I do, and I am in fact the kindest of Fates. What would you like from me today?

[boy-in-the-woods]

So, this is going to sound a little strange, but I need a drop of your blood.

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Then I shall have a vial of yours.

[boy-in-the-woods]

Sounds reasonable. Fresh... or a couple months old?

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Fresh, preferably.

[boy-in-the-woods]

Of course, no problem.

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Hello.

I heard you're the best and the kindest of the fates, so I've come to speak with you. You make bargains, do you not?

Yes, I do, and I am in fact the kindest of Fates. What would you like from me today?

[boy-in-the-woods]

So, this is going to sound a little strange, but I need a drop of your blood.

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Then I shall have a vial of yours.

[boy-in-the-woods]

Sounds reasonable. Fresh... or a couple months old?

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Hello.

I heard you're the best and the kindest of the fates, so I've come to speak with you. You make bargains, do you not?

Yes, I do, and I am in fact the kindest of Fates. What would you like from me today?

[boy-in-the-woods]

So, this is going to sound a little strange, but I need a drop of your blood.

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

I like your brother. Would it be okay if I marry him?

Which one? Most of them are already taken

[princedaingreenbriar]

I believe anon is referring to me, I have my fair share of fans

[boy-in-the-woods]

[hooliganfaerie-deactivated20240]

I don't know who you are but agreed

[boy-in-the-woods]

Allow me to introduce myself then:

Hi, I'm Crow. Local witch and chaos observer. Pleased to meet you.

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

I like your brother. Would it be okay if I marry him?

Which one? Most of them are already taken

[princedaingreenbriar]

I believe anon is referring to me, I have my fair share of fans

[boy-in-the-woods]

[taxidermied-hearts]

#cronnie

- @his-littlefox

[his-littlefox]

NOOOOO

😭😭😭

@kitt-azer @faerievalerian SAVE ME HUBBIES!! 🥺💗

[faeratvalerian]

Why are you pluralising that??

[his-littlefox]

pluralizing what?? 👀💓

[faeratvalerian]

Hubby.

And tagging another man.

Why?

[his-littlefox]

ohh… he’s very nice! you’ll like him <33

[faeratvalerian]

Why are you calling him your hubby?

[his-littlefox]

he wants to be my hubby… 🥺💓

[faeratvalerian]

I’m your fiancé

[his-littlefox]

you will like him, hubby! i promise 🙈💕

[faeratvalerian]

I don’t want to like him.

[his-littlefox]

why not?? he’s so niceeee!

[faeratvalerian]

Why are you calling him your husband?

[his-littlefox]

umm… he wants to marry me 🥰💕

[faeratvalerian]

Where does he live?

[his-littlefox]

huh??

[faeratvalerian]

Where. Does. He. Live.

I want to have a talk.

[his-littlefox]

not if you’re gonna be mean to him! :((

[faeratvalerian]

I just want to talk to him.

[his-littlefox]

okay… i’ll go with you?

[faeratvalerian]

I would rather you not see.

[his-littlefox]

why not??

[faeratvalerian]

Because it won’t be pretty

[his-littlefox]

HUBBY NO! 😭😭😭

[faeratvalerian]

I am your only husband.

[his-littlefox]

kitty is so sweet! i promise you’ll like him too!! 😭💖

[faeratvalerian]

I don’t want to like him. I want him to leave you alone.

[his-littlefox]

but i like him! 😭😭 i’d be heartbroken if he left me

[faeratvalerian]

I thought I was all you needed?

[boy-in-the-woods]

Ooc// Mmmm!!! Possessive Valerian needs to stop doing this to me!!

[boy-in-the-woods]

Nothing quite compares to that feeling when you get sucked into a project in the evening and when you next look up, the sun is rising.

[sydneymack]

The Cruel Prince Characters (Part 3)

Artist: @frostbite.studios

[boy-in-the-woods]

Who is the guy with horns?

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

You broke the no boy bane!?!? MARRY @his-imperial-highness-and-co

He is not interested in me in that way.

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

What do you wish to know? I'm a princess, a hunter, and I used to be dead for a while.

[boy-in-the-woods]

You used to be dead for a while?

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

Unfortunately, yes. My brother, Balekin murdered most of our family so that he could be king. He ordered me to crown him, and I killed myself so that I didn’t have to.

[boy-in-the-woods]

Wow. That's hard core.

I think my little brother would love you.

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

Well I would love to meet him, maybe I can watch him for you when you're tired of him?

[boy-in-the-woods]

That would be wonderful. I often find it difficult to work while he's around. You know how kids are. Shall we arrange a day?

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

I have most days available. Do you have any specifically in mind?

[boy-in-the-woods]

Hmm... would Thursday evening work? I have a job that might last me all night and I'd hate to leave him alone.

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

That would be perfect. I'll pick him up around 6:20 pm if that's okay?

[boy-in-the-woods]

Wonderful, see you then.

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

You broke the no boy bane!?!? MARRY @his-imperial-highness-and-co

He is not interested in me in that way.

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

What do you wish to know? I'm a princess, a hunter, and I used to be dead for a while.

[boy-in-the-woods]

You used to be dead for a while?

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

Unfortunately, yes. My brother, Balekin murdered most of our family so that he could be king. He ordered me to crown him, and I killed myself so that I didn’t have to.

[boy-in-the-woods]

Wow. That's hard core.

I think my little brother would love you.

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

Well I would love to meet him, maybe I can watch him for you when you're tired of him?

[boy-in-the-woods]

That would be wonderful. I often find it difficult to work while he's around. You know how kids are. Shall we arrange a day?

[warriorprincess-rhyia]

I have most days available. Do you have any specifically in mind?

[boy-in-the-woods]

Hmm... would Thursday evening work? I have a job that might last me all night and I'd hate to leave him alone.

[skeletonsintheclosett]

@legendarydante give me caraval tickets. 4.

[legendarydante]

what for? and for who?

[skeletonsintheclosett]

me, Madeleine, Lux and Leander. We're babysitting. Give them to me or I show the kid your sex tape.

[legendarydante]

who’s leander? also, that’s messed up. fine, but next time you could ask more nicely.

[skeletonsintheclosett]

kid I kidnapped and is now my godson. And no, i refuse

[legendarydante]

even more messed up. and then no future caraval tickets for you. sending these ones over rn.

[skeletonsintheclosett]

That's fine! @leander-duarte come here! Me and Dante have something we want to show you <33

[thetarynduarte]

No.

Solanine you’re a great murder bestie but you know nothing about kids. He’s eight! He’s not watching some random man’s sex tape, not anyone’s for that matter.

[skeletonsintheclosett]

Taryn, darling I assure you I'm not actually going to show it to him. and Dante is like, the enemy of my half brother, so he's not no one.

[thetarynduarte]

Ok good. Also that sounds pretty complicated but I guess he is someone.

Me and @theghostoftheshadows are leaving soon. Have fun!

[theghostoftheshadows]

Bye random people that I don't know anything about👋👋

[thetarynduarte]

The Bahamas await 🤭

[boy-in-the-woods]

I have some extra fertility potions lying around if you'd like one... Or I also have birth control if that would be more helpful.

[thetarynduarte]

…we won’t be needing any of those.

[boy-in-the-woods]

Alright... just thought I'd offer.

[skeletonsintheclosett]

@legendarydante give me caraval tickets. 4.

[legendarydante]

what for? and for who?

[skeletonsintheclosett]

me, Madeleine, Lux and Leander. We're babysitting. Give them to me or I show the kid your sex tape.

[legendarydante]

who’s leander? also, that’s messed up. fine, but next time you could ask more nicely.

[skeletonsintheclosett]

kid I kidnapped and is now my godson. And no, i refuse

[legendarydante]

even more messed up. and then no future caraval tickets for you. sending these ones over rn.

[skeletonsintheclosett]

That's fine! @leander-duarte come here! Me and Dante have something we want to show you <33

[thetarynduarte]

No.

Solanine you’re a great murder bestie but you know nothing about kids. He’s eight! He’s not watching some random man’s sex tape, not anyone’s for that matter.

[skeletonsintheclosett]

Taryn, darling I assure you I'm not actually going to show it to him. and Dante is like, the enemy of my half brother, so he's not no one.

[thetarynduarte]

Ok good. Also that sounds pretty complicated but I guess he is someone.

Me and @theghostoftheshadows are leaving soon. Have fun!

[theghostoftheshadows]

Bye random people that I don't know anything about👋👋

[thetarynduarte]

The Bahamas await 🤭

[boy-in-the-woods]

I have some extra fertility potions lying around if you'd like one... Or I also have birth control if that would be more helpful.